If you fail my inspection test, you leave And no refund?

[simon07]

I am not sure if guys have experienced this? Certainly a text message from External Link/Members Only English Ella made me hesitant and back away for a potential punt from me and loss of income for the WG. She charges £230/hr.

If i note your cock is bigger than 6in (tape measure available ), have warts, rashes, poor hygiene or any subjective feelings, i will cancel the punt and you will not get a refund?

I have decided not to take the risk incase she is a scammer. Hardly good advertising words?

[Stevelondon]

I messaged back saying if she can’t get my cock bigger than six inches. I want a full refund.

[Cheltclient]

This would be a huge, huge red flag. ‘Any subjective feelings’ - meaning she can refuse service for any reason whatsoever and keep the cash. That is an absolute fucking joke. It makes sense if you turn up aggressive and an escort has absolutely a reason to send you packing, and keep the money, as ultimately it’ll be your behaviour that has required the ejecting and the escort would miss out an alternative income. But declining to do the booking for any old reason - no chance. Would go nowhere near this escort.

And measuring you cock at the beginning? What a passion killer

[Hornydevil666]

And if your minge is like a wizards sleeve i want a refund

[MLawro93]

Probably had a few bad experiences which has made her come out like this. Suspect its considerably more flexible in person, basically come clean and don't be a dick. You'd be surprised at how many punters did this kind of message plonked into their face

If she truly did just fob people off due to bad vibes whilst taking the money, then she'd have no business eventually.

[alabama1]

I am not sure if guys have experienced this? Certainly a text message from External Link/Members Only English Ella made me hesitant and back away for a potential punt from me and loss of income for the WG. She charges £230/hr.

If i note your cock is bigger than 6in (tape measure available ), have warts, rashes, poor hygiene or any subjective feelings, i will cancel the punt and you will not get a refund?

I have decided not to take the risk incase she is a scammer. Hardly good advertising words?

I thought she was asking if your cock had any subjective feelings  Oh, and i quite like the idea of having my cock measured. She's missing a trick there 

[Thephoenix]

If i note your cock is bigger than 6in (tape measure available ), have warts, rashes, poor hygiene or any subjective feelings, i will cancel the punt and you will not get a refund?

No use me making a booking then.

[alabama1]

No use me making a booking then.

Poor hygiene ?

[Stevelondon]

Just what the hell is a subjective feeling ?

Is it prodding while fingering 

[PuntyMcPunter]

if she can't handle anything bigger than 6 inches then probably this is not the right career for her.

[koshkaj]

Have seen this SPs profile raised a few times, as apparently she gives the best BJ known to man and is super at DT (which now makes sense as she can only handle 6 inches), but this seems ridiculous.  Will def be stayng away now.

seems like a gigantic red flag and has the cheek to suggest she gets to keep your money because she feels like it. i don't like to throw 'entitlement' around, and but it seems pretty apt in this case.

who states that they are "a quarter" of anything? Princess indeed

[Mr Garmin]

You will be turnt away If you have the below.....

Enough for me

[JonasG]

To not offer your money back is an absolute disgrace.

That text just gives her leeway to turn you away, even if you meet the criteria.

She's on my HL too.

[Punterperson1971]

I’d text her back and say if her fanny feels like your throwing a match stick down a well then I want a full refund

[JohnsonSchlong]

No use me making a booking then.

warts, rashes and poor hygiene ?

[RandomGuy99]

If you pass, do you get a PASSED sticker on your arse?

[Munter84]

It's a bit of a needlessly arsey way to write it, but it's basically the same "you are paying for time and company, anything sexual that happens is by voluntary mutual agreement" disclaimer that all WGs operate under.

My first question was, does this lady actually have form for snatching cash out of punters hands, looking them up and down, and slamming the door in their face? She has three negs on this forum and none of them are for refusal of service.

I can only assume she's had bad experiences in the past, and went a bit overboard in setting out her boundaries.

[Kingfisher69]

Her profile says in the !!! Must Read !!! section.

You will be turnt away If you have the below...
Bad Hygiene, cold sores, warts/rashes etc, "Well Endowed""
I dont see everyone i am selective with my time

And the OP says no cocks bigger than 6". So QED a 6" cock must be Well Endowed.

Always wanted to be well endowed.....

[JohnsonSchlong]

Her profile says in the !!! Must Read !!! section.

You will be turnt away If you have the below...
Bad Hygiene, cold sores, warts/rashes etc, "Well Endowed""
I dont see everyone i am selective with my time

And the OP says no cocks bigger than 6". So QED a 6" cock must be Well Endowed.

Always wanted to be well endowed.....

''turnt?''

[mistertoad]

£60 for 15 mins or £130 for 30 mins? In that case I'll have 2 consecutive 15 minute appointments please.

[Kingfisher69]

''turnt?''

Her spelling not mine.

[BrixtonBrewers]

if she can't handle anything bigger than 6 inches then probably this is not the right career for her.

She's really narrowing down her client base with this one.

At least she's being honest beforehand though

[Stevelondon]

At least she's being honest beforehand though

But is she ?

[Monaco]

And if your minge is like a wizards sleeve i want a refund

 

Not done herself any favours has she,expensive too.
I'd have thought the vast majority have at least a 6 inch cock.

[alabama1]

Not done herself any favours has she,expensive too.
I'd have thought the vast majority have at least a 6 inch cock.

Shows how little you know about the male anatomy 

[Jude86]

Profile gone

[Stevelondon]

Not done herself any favours has she,expensive too.
I'd have thought the vast majority have at least a 6 inch cock.

I myself have not done any research into the subject 

[RandomGuy99]

Here’s a clear, research-based summary and a simple graph-style visualization of **average penis size (length + girth) in the UK / similar Western populations**, using large clinical studies (not self-reported data).

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## 📊 Average size (UK / comparable studies)

* **Erect length:** ~5.1–5.5 inches ([Medical News Today][1])
* **Erect girth (circumference):** ~4.5–4.6 inches ([Medical News Today][2])

These UK figures are very close to global clinical averages, because differences between countries are relatively small.

---

## 📈 Graph (in inches)

```
Average Penis Size (Erect)

Length  | █████████████████████████ (5.3")
Girth      | ██████████████████        (4.6")
              0    1    2    3    4    5    6


## 🧠 Key research context

* The most widely cited medical meta-analysis (15,000+ men) found:

  * **Length:** ~5.16 inches
  * **Girth:** ~4.59 inches ([Medical News Today][2])
* Many people **overestimate averages**, often thinking it’s ~6 inches or more ([Medical News Today][1])

---

## ✔️ Important notes (for your research)

* Clinical measurements are smaller than self-reported ones (people exaggerate - really? no shit!).
* Girth varies less than length across populations.
* Most men fall within a fairly narrow range (roughly 4–6.5 inches length).

[1]: External Link/Members Only "What is the average penis size?"
[2]: External Link/Members Only "Average penis length is revealed in new study"

[RandomGuy99]

Everyone go find a tape measure ideally easy wipe.

[MaxVerstappen]

So I’m assuming she would have to get the punter at full mast before the measuring can take place. Does she provide the service like OWO/OW to get the punter fully erect before the measuring can take place? Meaning if you fail you still got a free blowie out of it… Not a bad idea this. 

[JohnsonSchlong]

Profile gone

Not surprised!!

[Mr Sinister]

So I’m assuming she would have to get the punter at full mast before the measuring can take place. Does she provide the service like OWO/OW to get the punter fully erect before the measuring can take place? Meaning if you fail you still got a free blowie out of it… Not a bad idea this. 

I wish, funny thing I've gone to meet prossies only to be racially profiled upon entering, WG fearing I'm going to destroy their livelihood in one punt, I've been in the position of having to get my cock out to show the WG I'm not a threat  some have been like no not having that especially to taking certain positions so I've walked or if the punt does go through they struggle at times which can be off-putting

From my experience in general(civvies Inc) not every girl can or want take a big dick, you get size queens but they're only a small percentage, it's hard to find a girl who can take dick comfortably

[alabama1]

Everyone go find a tape measure ideally easy wipe.

You are the biggest dick here