Author Topic: Karen - H&E - Swadlincote, South Derbyshire  (Read 3544 times)

Offline Wheelman

Link: External Link/Members Only - Look for an add starting with - SWADLINCOTE, SOUTH DERBYSHIRE

Price: £100 for an hours sensual massage 

Communication: I sent Karen a text to arrange a meeting and was asked to call her. 

Location: As per her advert, she is based in a new housing estate in Swadlincote, South Derbyshire

Looks: She's older than she looks in her whatsapp photo, now with grey hair rather than blonde. I'd say she was mid 60's

Service: She has a massage table in an upstairs box room. It's cramped but enough space for her to get around. I paid her then stripped off and got on the table. She comes back in and proceeds to get naked too from the start. 

The massage was nice and pleasant but isn't going to sort out any issues that you may have. She was careful to position my hands on the table and close to my body so there was no chance of me touching her. Lots of leaning over me and rubbing her breasts over my body and the occasional reach under. All in all a pleasant and sensual massage but only from her to you. This went on for 40 minutes before I was asked to turn over. 

That's when I got to see her properly. She's an older woman with large saggy boobs. She massaged my legs for a while then moved up to my cock and started the HE. She allowed me to touch her boobs but no kissing or sucking on them, and I was not allowed to wander below the waist at all. The HE was good if unremarkable. I was given some baby wipes to clean myself up, (no offer of a shower) then I got dressed and was on my way. 

Overall: An ok session but the lack of touching below the waist and lack of facilities make it neutral for me.  I will not be returning.

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Text of ad;
SWADLINCOTE, SOUTH DERBYSHIRE English, mature, toned, qualified masseuse, now offering a sensual naturist massage to tease and tantalise your senses. Come and indulge yourself in my private studio. Male grooming also available. Call Karen on 07910 401847. Withheld numbers will not be answered.

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She used to be based near Solihull in the West Midlands.

I saw her over 10 years ago for an FS meet through AW.

Nice enough lady. A bit homely then so I would guess 60s now.

£100 is too much for the service I think

She also has a VS ad: External Link/Members Only

That picture is at least 10 years old
« Last Edit: March 30, 2026, 03:27:17 pm by l1mpd1ck »


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Does that website need a paid subscription? Can't get onto the ads

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Does that website need a paid subscription? Can't get onto the ads

It's recently changed to subscription only - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=457183.0

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It's recently changed to subscription only - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=457183.0

As well as being online only now (they have stopped printing issues) they have stopped taking advertisements deemed by them to be offering sexual services including the personal ads.