Nicolyzain - (Earl's Court)

[cuteinchelsea]

(Doing this on my mobile, so please excuse any mistakes or goofs... my first time reviewing on the phone)

Link

External Link/Members Only

Time / Date

Tonight / Now (29th March @ 2:15am after daylight savings)

Comms

I felt the horn after a night out with the boys, dived in without thinking with my big brain, looked for someone in Earls Court as I drove through, she responded within a few minutes. As I wasn't clean, I wasn't looking to be bottomed. I asked her for a 30 minute session with mutual sucking, potentially topping her, and getting her cum. She agreed immediately, but did caveat it might be hard for her to cum in 30 minutes. I was at her depression from the first message within 15 mins.

Price

£150 for 30 mins, which is what i got.

(She did quote £200 for 1 hour, supposedly with cum guaranteed)

Looks / Girl

Quite accurate to her Birchplace profile. Definitely a bit of smoothing on her skin applied. She's definitely a no breast / wig TV, but that doesn't bother me. She's quite tall... I'm 6'2" and she was definitely a few inches taller than me heels on. She's quite slim with a perky ass. Her cock is uncut and when hard seems to be around 6 to 7 inches (I'm a bad judge of length tbh) amd decently girthy. Unfortunately, she barely maintained an erection.

The Punt

She was in an apartment at the usual building on Cromwell Road, next to the hospital. Decent enough flat, cramped with a cramped bedroom and decent bathroom (a bit grimy). She was friendly and matched her photos, so no obvious red flags. But God i wish I was prescient and had walked. Her English is non existent and she barely knows how to use Google Translate.

Led me to her bedroom, exchanged the paperwork, and she started giving me a lapdance. She had minishorts on and a tank top. I immediately undressed her bottom and gave her a rimming and blowjob. No smells and everything tasted fine. However, she seemed quite disengaged and kept sniffing and touching her nose. She wasn't getting hard AT ALL.

I asked her for some poppers, she partook with me and that helped a little, but things only got worse. I asked for a 69 and she got into position, but she was only giving me a hand job. Eventually I asked to be sucked and she started making faces. I convinced her but it was quite a shit BJ and she kept stopping. I asked to fuck her, as per my message, but she said suck only.

Finally, at one point she excused herself to the bathroom and came back sniffing her nose again. I have no experience in these things, but I suspect she might be partial to the nose candy. She then told me time was up and I'd have to pay extra to make her make me cum.

I gathered my clothes, got dressed in the bathroom, and left. An expensive lesson learned.

Conclusion

If it wasn't obvious, AVOID! The only consolation is I pocketed her poppers on the way out and enjoyed a bit of a poppers hypno vid induced tug session at home. Due to my work and family situation, my punting in London has become infrequent and I am gutted this shit experience was one of my few daliances.

I'm hoping to get away from obligations this week to see Camila Bahiana / Rayala. Plus, I have a House Of Worship session booked. Will be posting reviews once I have had my sessions.

(Apologies, not attaching a pic as don't want to deal with the faff on my phone)

[ptt67]

Commiserations mate - that sounds about as shit as it gets!! The odds on a successful outcome when we embark on a spontaneous, horn-fueled, 2am punt with a complete unknown, must be only marginally better than when handed a gun with just one remaining bullet in the chamber in a game of Russian Roulette! ....but we have all done it - and most of us, on several occasions!

[Translator]

Thanks for the review, thats a shame as the pics look tempting. frustarting when you don't do it very often and it goes so wrong. I actually texted this girl last week and she said it is her hair and she does have breasts, which made me think she was saying whatever i wanted to hear so thankfully i came to my senses ))