External Link/Members OnlyJust a quick one. Meet happened a few months ago.
Comms are quick and responsive, for good reason as I imagine she is not very busy…
Usual scenario, seen a good looking photo with a description that sounded semi positive. They say “new here” but this same advert has been up for as long as I can remember. Agreed to meet at about midday for a half hr HE massage, can’t remember the price but I think it was £50, and turned up where the door was opened as I approached the path. So far so good.
Stepped through the door without being able to see who the girl was, once I was through I can only describe the girl as the bearded lady from the greatest showman crossed with a rhinoceros. Girl was about 45 ish, 20ish stone, and generally unpleasant - and this is me being as polite as I can.
Awkwardly I plowed through although I should have ran out the door. Was taken through to a unkempt room with a bed and handed over the tokens. Lay down on the bed and got a god awful 5 minute massage before being told to turn over. I believe at this point I was offered extras but rejected these as honestly I would have paid her just to let me leave. I’m sure I could hear a guy in the next room watching TV (maybe her partner?).
She grunted away during the massage like she was carrying logs and gave the worst massage and HJ of all time, grunting and breathing heavily and generally a very effortless process. I ended up wanking myself off just to be able to call it a day and leave.
Now, I consider myself to be a fairly attractive guy, at the very least never below average, but her mannerisms, effort, and general attitude would have you think I was disgusting. Funny considering this provider is a solid 1/10 on the very best of days.
Sorry if this sounds so critical but you fellas should be aware - by far THE WORST provider I have ever had the displeasure of meeting.
