Pattaya short time advice

[bluto]

Hi all,

I am looking for some advice as to the best way of getting a short time lay in Pattaya. I am here for a week however as I am travelling with my other half it is not feasible to bring a girl back to my hotel. I have read about Soi 6 and their infamous short time bars. Does anybody have recommendations?

I am also open to other avenues of sin such as soapys and massage parlours if I can have some info.

Thanks!

[jjpsweet]

It's high season there now so it's more expensive to bring girl's out of the bars. Short time bars are better, like soi 6 as you suggested or try some of the little laneways off walking street. Lots of independent street walkers in beach road after dark but be carefull for underage girl's and ladyboys there. Just stay sober

[Jimmyredcab]

I am no fan of Soi 6 but there are hundreds of girls to choose from, many sit outside the bars, sadly 98% are as rough as worn out boots.

The soapy massage parlours can be found on second road, near to Soi 2, you can't miss them they have big signs outside.
Take your time choosing, you can buy a coffee or beer while you inspect the goods.

[bluto]

Thanks for the quick replies gents.

So I decided to go for a soapy, Sabai Dee (located at the end of Soi 2) seems to be a popular choice so I went for that. There were about 15 girls to choose from, 2000 or 2400 baht depending on what coloured badge they were wearing. The manager seems quite pushy but as I had already made up my mind I went for the more expensive choice. Was told the rate is all inclusive for 90 minutes.

The girl looked pretty amazing when sat on the sofa but as soon as she took her clothes off she went from 8/10 to 5.5/10 in terms of body, apparently the heel had also added half a foot to her height. The massage was very mediocre and I could see emptiness behind her eyes. She clearly didn't want to be there. After our bath and 10 mins of soapy massage she ushered me to the bed. Covered bj, then missionary I came pretty quickly. She suggested that I could have a second pop if I paid extra but I said no as I had lost all interest at this point. She then had the audacity to ask for a tip so I gave her a 100 just to shut her up. When I came outside I saw that only 38 minutes had elapsed. If this was a review for the girl or the establishment it would be a big fat NEGATIVE.

I forgot to mention that when I paid up at the start I didn't have the right change so gave the manager 2500. He just said 100 tip and looked away and didn't give my change back. As I was there to have a good time didn't want to start the day with a quarrel and thought its only two quid anyway. But this was very unprofessional of him.

I might try a short time bar next at soi 6, it looked quite lively.

[Jimmyredcab]

The massage was very mediocre and I could see emptiness behind her eyes. She clearly didn't want to be there.

This is why I prefer to take a girl from the many bars, you can get to chat to her for as long as you like before you pay the barfine, if she doesn't want to go with you then you simply move on to another bar ------------ thousands of girls to choose from, shame that so many are pig ugly.   

[Jimmyredcab]

This is what to expect when you visit a soapy massage  --------------

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[bluto]

This is why I prefer to take a girl from the many bars, you can get to chat to her for as long as you like before you pay the barfine, if she doesn't want to go with you then you simply move on to another bar ------------ thousands of girls to choose from, shame that so many are pig ugly.   

Yes I see your point. However, when you pay good money (2400 baht) at a well known establishment you would at least expect a professional service. Unfortunately that doesn't seem to be the case.

[Jimmyredcab]

Yes I see your point. However, when you pay good money (2400 baht) at a well known establishment you would at least expect a professional service. Unfortunately that doesn't seem to be the case.

You would think so but they have little respect for farangs, they know that most of us are only there for a couple of weeks, behind the smiles there is a certain amout of resentment ------------------ many normal Thais have to work all week for 2,400 baht.

[Simon S]

Work all week ? Try 2 to 3 weeks for 2400

[Jerboa]

Work all week ? Try 2 to 3 weeks for 2400

Not quite, the minimum wage in Thailand has been 300thb for a few years now, so most Thai people will earn at least 2,000thb a week, more in big cities like Bkk, or less if they're Burmese or Cambodians.

[bigone]

Some of these go go girls earn more then me
at least 100 per day, not bad for Thailand
for short time try beach road 600 baht for st
 

[Jimmyredcab]

Some of these go go girls earn more then me
at least 100 per day, not bad for Thailand
for short time try beach road 600 baht for st
 

Not a good idea for anyone who has been drinking heavily, numerous ladyboys on Beach Road.   

[Jimmyredcab]

Not a good idea for anyone who has been drinking heavily, numerous ladyboys on Beach Road.   

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[almc]

Plenty of massage parlours to tap into as well, rule of thumb is if they all have the same uniform on it's a just a legit thai massage you'll get, girls outside in different attire 9/10 you'll get all the extra's you want!

[Steve2]

A couple of different clips. Look good but not punting related

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[Bangers and Gash]

Apologies for bumping this topic, but I feel my Q fits in with the overall 'short time' theme 

Q. Are the cute girlies outside the bars and clubs open to negotiation for boom boom?

Have any UKP'ers had much luck using this avenue, as apposed to hiring hard-nosed pole dancers?

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[Vivago]

Q. Are the cute girlies outside the bars and clubs open to negotiation

 Not usually.  They are there to pull in the punters.  But hey,  this is Pattaya so  nothing is  impossible.  I'm sure that if you made an offer that couldn't be refused and gave your number to one you fancied,  she would hook up with you after work.

[Jerboa]

Apologies for bumping this topic, but I feel my Q fits in with the overall 'short time' theme 

Q. Are the cute girlies outside the bars and clubs open to negotiation for boom boom?

Have any UKP'ers had much luck using this avenue, as apposed to hiring hard-nosed pole dancers?

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Both yes and no, as Vivago said they are usually the cute ones out there, called road bait to drag guys into the club, I have BF a few in my time, sometimes they are just normal dancers who take turns outside, but be aware some of the young cute ones can be underage, so when are you going Bangers?

[Bangers and Gash]

Both yes and no, as Vivago said they are usually the cute ones out there, called road bait to drag guys into the club, I have BF a few in my time, sometimes they are just normal dancers who take turns outside, but be aware some of the young cute ones can be underage, so when are you going Bangers?

It has to be next year as I've been putting it off for too long, mainly due to family commitments. It's been driving me nuts.

When I go back to work  I'll be putting in for a couple of weeks hols during March/April (?). Hopefully it won't be too busy in Patts and totty rates might start dropping (?). £700+ for 10 nights is certainly good value, especially when you compare it to the US etc.

Daft as it may seem, I'm slightly apprehensive about punting over there. I've got a few UK punts under my belt and generally know what the score is, but in Patts, with it being so in-your-face and on such a massive scale I'm unsure as to what'll become of me 

I did ask Jimmy to be my wingman on his next trip, but he didn't sound keen. Don't know why as it was well before I reviewed his missus. 

 

[Jerboa]

It has to be next year as I've been putting it off for too long, mainly due to family commitments. It's been driving me nuts.

When I go back to work  I'll be putting in for a couple of weeks hols during March/April (?). Hopefully it won't be too busy in Patts and totty rates might start dropping (?). £700+ for 10 nights is certainly good value, especially when you compare it to the US etc.

Daft as it may seem, I'm slightly apprehensive about punting over there. I've got a few UK punts under my belt and generally know what the score is, but in Patts, with it being so in-your-face and on such a massive scale I'm unsure as to what'll become of me 

I did ask Jimmy to be my wingman on his next trip, but he didn't sound keen. Don't know why as it was well before I reviewed his missus. 

 

You will love it, if you find Thai woman attractive, yes it's in your face, think of the whole city as one massive brothel, March-April time is low season, so quieter, yes £700 for a package is vfm, but don't compare it to US, Thailand is still third world, but be aware of the date of songkran next year is from 13th April and goes on for a week, you might get wet.

[vt]

be aware of the date of songkran next year is from 13th April and goes on for a week, you might get wet.

As long as he can reload his Super-Soaker quick enough, he should have a splashing good time!! 

[Jerboa]

As long as he can reload his Super-Soaker quick enough, he should have a splashing good time!! 

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[Jimmyredcab]

Q. Are the cute girlies outside the bars and clubs open to negotiation for boom boom?

Possibly.   

What I would do.

Note her number and then go into the bar, order a beer and ask for Mamasam ------------ tell her you like girl outside and give her a 200 baht tip (£4).

That should close the deal.     

[Jimmyredcab]

Thailand is still third world, but be aware of the date of songkran next year is from 13th April and goes on for a week, you might get wet.

Songkran is great if you are a 7 year old with learning difficulties ---------- otherwise avoid it.   

[Vivago]

Songkran is great if you are a 7 year old with learning difficulties ---------- otherwise avoid it.   

Correct. Grumpy old bastards need not apply. Songkran, in Pattaya is for the young and young at heart.

[Jimmyredcab]

Correct. Grumpy old bastards need not apply. Songkran, in Pattaya is for the young and young at heart.

I suffered it once, it was a fucking nightmare.     

24 hours would have been fine but in Pattaya it goes on for days on end ------------- you may think it's fun to get soaked day and night, I don't.