Author Topic: An oily hand job in Pattaya  (Read 6930 times)

Offline Dulmenite

Just returned from a 4 week trip to Pattaya . Went in search of the cheapest oil massage with a Happy Ending . Was staying in a hotel just off Soi Buakhao. Found it . Soi Chalermphrakiet 23 . A 1 hour oil massage 200 baht . Negotiations took place , hand job - wanted 500 , settled for 300 baht , she was very good . Excellent value for money . There are 4 massage shops quite close to one another. Don’t bother with the one at the top of the Soi next to 3rd road . On the same side of the street there are 3 more . First one is recommended.

Offline southcoastpunter

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Went in search of the cheapest oil massage with a Happy Ending .

Found it. A 1 hour oil massage 200 baht . Negotiations took place , hand job - wanted 500 , settled for 300 baht , she was very good

Why ? Why didn’t go searching for the cheapest?
500 baht is about £12 and you seem proud of yourself for haggling it down to 300 - about £7.20! I know we are all different etc but you get my “cheap Charlie of the month “ award!

A thought for you - the girls have to make a living ! Most come into Pattaya from the countryside to work and send money home to family ( many have kids of their own looked after by her parents) - if they stop earning enough to make it worthwhile, they will stop coming and in a few years you and I will be saying “ Thailand/ Pattaya isn’t as good as it used to be - there aren’t as many girls as there used to be”!

Offline Prince_s

200-300 for a handjob is standard
Everyone has a budget or what they wana pay
If you wana pay more go ahead
But dont complain to people for paying 300 or 200
The only time id pay 500 is if it was a 3am premium

Offline pilgrim

Hes allowed to "complain" just like you are allowed to complain about his post, thats your opinion.

And as we all know opinions are like arseholes, everyone has got one and they normally stink of shite

Offline Dark Vader

What's missing from Op's post is, what did she look like? 20's 30's 40's 50's Short, tall, fit, fat. Will that have a bearing on whether this was a bargain or not?

Offline Dulmenite

Thank you Southcoast Punter - I accept your award of  “ Cheap Charlie of the month “ with great glee .

Actually at today’s Baht rate it was £6.97 , not the extortionate price of £7.20 . Ha Ha !

It’s punters with more money than sense , that Pattaya really loves , is this the category that you place yourself in ?

The average daily wage for a working day in Thailand is 500 baht , so for a 10 minute H/J , I consider 300 baht to be quite acceptable .

BTW , I am going again in August, if I can get my pleasure for 250 baht  I will let you know !

I reckon to answer a question, she was in her late 40’s , but it’s a bit of a challenge to accurately give an age to some of these people. She was good , and knew what was what .


Offline Fatman

I would like to just ask about your moral compass? We go to Thailand and we are so so very rich in comparison to the girls…they are also very uneducated and do daft shit… just remember 50p to them is lunch survival as SCP said they have to do this to feed other people. Don’t forget if they don’t make money they won’t stay…. Everyone is a human and someone’s daughter.::



Offline Fatman

I would like to just ask about your moral compass? We go to Thailand and we are so so very rich in comparison to the girls…they are also very uneducated and do daft shit… just remember 50p to them is lunch survival as SCP said they have to do this to feed other people. Don’t forget if they don’t make money they won’t stay…. Everyone is a human and someone’s daughter.::



Offline Poet

Characters  like you that abuse south east Asia you should stay in Benidorm

Offline Swapmeister

I usually pay what the lady asks which is usually 500 to 1000 THB for an hour. Even at the max 1000 THB = £25 which is round of drinks down the pub. My point? Wanking off guys like you and several times a day is not a pleasant job. At £25, its still a bargain. So why be a cheap charlie?

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Thank you Dulmenite for your response- I liked it! We can disagree with other members and respond with a “smile on your face” which you did ! So respect to you! And as Pilgrim suggested, I was giving my opinion and not complaining as Prince stated!

I still think you are potentially shooting yourself and others in the foot - I hope the ladies earn enough to keep coming - I know some ladies only do one or two Massages per day and some get days where they don’t do any - and with no benefits system in Thailand, if they don’t earn they don’t eat! That is why I am happy to pay 500 - I think that is fair and reasonable to both of us!
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