Must be so lame being so miserable. Maybe just enjoy the story for what it is buddy
I am not miserable at all thanks! I am quite a happy soul!
You say enjoy the story for what it is - it could well be a load of BS - and as far as I can tell, it’s not what UKP was set up for! What a different and useless forum it would be if we all input mills and boon type stories like that without any details to suggest that it did actually happen like that!!
If only I had an imagination like that I could contribute 100’s of fantasy stories!!
( ps to the op, I am not saying you made it up - only that is not of any practical value to other punters)