External Link/Members Only1hr: £50
Happened earlier this month!
Texted the shop in the morning to check availability and got a very quick reply saying Linda, Bee and Mona were all free. I’d read a couple of positive reviews about Bee giving a proper firm massage, so I went with her. Quick follow-up text to confirm payment (cash or bank transfer) and I was good to go.
Got there and Bee was waiting for me at the door – late 40s/early 50s, curvy build and a really warm smile. The other two rooms were occupied so she took me through a side door into a separate treatment room.
I went to pay the £50 and reached for my card, but she explained it was cash or transfer only. Problem was I couldn’t do a transfer without my card reader, so I had to nip out to the cashpoint. At that point she clearly thought I was doing a runner and politely asked me to be upfront if I was leaving, saying she’d had a few punters disappear on her before. Bit sad really – she’s genuinely a lovely lady and I felt bad she even had to say it.
Came back with the cash, stripped off and straight onto the table. I’d booked a relaxing oil massage but she upgraded me to a full Thai session and honestly it was exactly what I needed after a heavy few weeks in the gym. Super firm pressure, lots of stretching, bending me into all sorts of angles and cracking my back properly – proper deep-tissue stuff. She was chatty and friendly the whole time, really put me at ease and had a great sense of humour.
She was properly cheeky with the comments too – whipped the towel off, gave my arse a little slap and then leaned right over me so her big soft breasts were pressing against the back of my head. “Your head’s getting a massage too

” she laughed. Plenty of attention to my glutes and plenty of teasing around the front as well, but she never pushed for extras (probably because of the earlier payment mix-up and her not wanting to assume).
All in all, a really good, proper massage from a lovely lady who clearly knows what she’s doing. If you’re after a solid Thai that actually fixes your back and leaves you smiling, you can’t go wrong with Bee. I’ll definitely be back – might give Mona or Linda a try next time though and report back.
Anyone else seen any of the girls there recently? Drop your thoughts below.
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