Location: the usual suspect shop on the Highstreet. Called Ocean Blue Spa (had to bank transfer to a bank called Lotus Health) number is 07501885638
date: 18/3/26
Price - £80 (£40 for the massage and £40 B2B)
Comms - Decent, called up and was told to head down in 30 mins
Girl - didn't get name (sorry i know thats annoying), but she was slim, about 45.
The meet - Massage room was bog standard, bed was ok in fairness (seen someone moan about it being hard previously). The actual massage itself was spot on, really really good. Started with hot stones which ive never had before and felt incredible, followed by the standard massage but felt really good. She had a brilliant technique. Started face down, plenty of Swipes from the off, even with the hot stones which felt good.
The deed - So after many CC swipes and Gooch tickling, she asked me to turn over. Quoted £40 for B2B which i agreed to. Definitely wasn't in any was B2B, it was just naked HR. HR was dreadful, no oil, and she squeezed my old boy between her fingers, i guess to emulate a punani, but felt fucking horrible. She also leant on the base of my shaft, with such almighty force it began to hurt.
THIS IS THE FUNNY BIT - the girl kept trying to insert her finger into my ASS, which is not my thing at all. Tried it once many moons ago and it was horrible. Different strokes for different folks i guess. I must have told her at least 4 times to stop, but she was insistent on trying. I eventually just did the job myself, while she watched, knowing i had about 20 mins left, i chocked the chicken and she gave me some tissue to clean myself up. Whilst i was cleaning myself up she was rubbing my legs which in fairness, felt quite nice. I handed her the tissues back, which she binned and then came to the top of the table to give me a head/face massage, again which felt quite nice. While she was massaging my face i noticed a peculiar smell - suddenly it dawned on me that she hadn't washed her hands after repeatedly getting her finger half way up my rectum. I immediately grabbed her hand and asked her to wash it, had to tell her to use soap as she tried to just swill it.
Such a weird punt. She was squeezing my balls so hard and pushing down on my pelvis with such force whilst doing the HR it really ruined it. and the no washing of hands thing blew my mind.
the actual massage itself was really nice, but does make me wonder how well she cleans herself up between punts!
