Author Topic: Kiki - Oriental Massage - Woking  (Read 4861 times)

Offline Chazz

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1 Hour £50 + £60 B2B, RO (£110 total)

Preamble Bollocks
Regular readers will know that I've been having emotional problems with one of the beancounters at work. I still don't understand why - it must be some sort of pheremone issue. I was sat at my desk the other day when I became aware of this wonderful feminine smell - I span around, and there she was stood behind me. Fuck! she looked really pissed off though - my last set of deliberate disclepancies must've really riled her up. What the fuck is she wearing though? A pair of brightly chequered Rupert Bear trousers above some awful orthopedic trainers, a shapeless baggy jumper and a hairdo created by a hedge and a Van Der Graaf generator. I kneel down in front of her, remove one of her ugly trainers and slowly begin sucking her toes and licking inbetween them... MR CHAZZ! I wake from my reverie with a start. I'm still sat at my desk, and she's angrily stabbing at the figures on my screen with an outstretched finger. I nod and mumble the humblest of contritions. She turns on her heel, and as quickly as she'd arrived, she's gone. My heart is thumping in my chest. I'm going to need a visit to Woking this evening on my way home.

Comms
N/A - Walk in

Location
Reasonably discreet location on the end of a row of shops. Easy to nip into the small reception from the street. Inside, the place is warm, clean and tidy. The face-hole massage table is comfy and the ensuite electric shower is clean if not the most powerful.

Kiki
Kiki is a pretty late 20s/early 30 something slim, petite Chinese woman. She's got a large mole on her cheek, but thankfully this is more Cindy Crawford than Mrs Doyle. Her Engrish isn't great, but she's friendly and welcoming. I notice that she's wearing hold-up stickings underneath her short pink dress.

Massage
The massage was OK if unmemorable. All teasing and reach unders were left until the last 30 seconds before the flip.

Extras
After a brief negotiation, we settled on £60 for B2B and RO. Kiki stripped off to reveal a tidy body with lovely smooth skin and a surprisingly large pair of pendulous natural tits. After some nice body slides, she turned around and plonked her lovely shaved cunt onto my face. I had a lovely time licking her out and she tasted absolutely delicious. Sadly, this was only a 68, with absolutely no oral from Kiki. She did finish me off nicely though with an excellent HJ.

Conclusion
Not quite as much fun as my previous visit with Louise, but still a good punt nevertheless.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2026, 12:57:04 pm by Chazz »

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I enjoy your reviews Chazz, all the more now we can receive updates on your working soap opera. I hope you have many more disclepances for collection  :lol:

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Well at least someone is getting some pleasure from my misery and torment.  :cry:

Offline andy6969

Could knock down to £55 for B2B if she only do 68.

Offline SharperCarper

Gave a positive review the other month (semi regular visitor) but I had a very disappointing visit recently.
Worst massage ever - she was in her phone most of the time rubbing one hand on my Leg. Very nearly said something / was going to walk. But couldn’t be arsed for aggro. Then £60 b2b for a b2b that lasted 30 seconds then a furious 100mph wank. Avoid “Gracie”. YMMV as ever, but in probably 15 decent visits that’s the first proper shite visit so one to take on the chin. Plus the girls rotate so quick and never to be seen again.