Author Topic: LANA SUMMER 22 (Hendon)  (Read 16048 times)


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Seen her profile some time ago, (she returned to the UK last week)

Services:

OWO (good to nearly CIM but held off)
Tit Job
Hand job
Hot Dogging (she requested it)

Kissing is not on the menu (but she stated no kissing and I was fine with that)

Price: £80 per hour (spent 1 hour)

Comm's: Via phone calls and text, Maid handles calls (her English is ok)

Location: Flat easy to find (Free parking after 1 pm local tube 2 mins walk) Hendon, London NW4.  Works at the same place as TANYA BABE and JENNIFER QUEEN, MILF Wendy etc. I was a little wary of returning to this location (but this time around no punters exiting or entering). Had to wait 10 mins to enter. Pamela opened the door as Lana was having a shower (so happy to wait and she was clean)

Would I visit again: Yes (She a pro done it for 6 years but not jaded)

Pictures: Are fair 

The girl: long hair. Real big tits, Mid 20s. Size 14 to16 Big ass and legs!


Plus + Was happy for me to pop 3 times in the hour. Not a bad sense of humour, her conversion with PAMELA was funny and me  :lol:

Neg - needed to recover after: Tit job / Hand job / Hot Dog meant round 4 didn't happen so no Penetration (Protected) more neg to me than her



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thanks for the review

What's hot dogging?

3 time in an hour is good going!

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thanks for the review

What's hot dogging?



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When a male places his dick (or wiener) between a females butt cheeks (or buns) and thrusts without penetration.

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When a male places his dick (or wiener) between a females butt cheeks (or buns) and thrusts without penetration.
Well you learn something every day  :D


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Kissing is not on the menu (but she stated no kissing and I was fine with that)


Even though "french kissing" is in her likes list? Great.

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So she requested you for hot dogging? ;)

After pop 2. She put her ass in the air and asked that I punt my dick between her cheeks for massage (hot dogging) I've seen it in some porn films so had a go!


Even though "french kissing" is in her likes list? Great.

Yes its is; I do like kissing / FK / DFK. But she stated its not on offer (before handing over money) and she also has "at discretion" on her profile. So not an issue for me but mite be for others.

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Last time I went to see her around September she was a lot bigger than her picture suggested, so I walked. Is this still the case?

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Last time I went to see her around September she was a lot bigger than her picture suggested, so I walked. Is this still the case?

Yes she a big Girl 14 to 16+

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 ;) hot dogging looks like fun, I assume this is done with protection on?

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In my experience I have done hot dogging few times with other girls without any condoms. The main thing is that it works like rubbing cock in girls bum or in between two butts. So eventually you do not need condoms, just be careful you never touch your cock in anus. the main pleasure of hot dogging is cumming in her ass after rubbing it is like heaven....oh God.. :kiss: :P

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Round 2:

Services:

OWO
Tit job
Hand job
Penetration (Protected)

Price: £80 per hour (spent 1 hour)

Comm's: as above

Location: as above

Would I visit again: Yes
 
Pictures: Are fair 

The girl: As above (and I would say size 16)


Plus +  Good work rate and eye contact during OWO (even offered me a whiskey, but I don't drink any-more. She wasn't drinking until she finished work) Doggy was good, my fav cow girl (so so)


Neg - only popped once this time around, but she was punt 2 of the day (will review that 1 soon)


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seems the_don is addicted to this wg  :scare: :diablo: :manhater:


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I guess you missed this one  :dash:

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I guess you missed this one  :dash:

how can i edit my own post to change it

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seems the_don is addicted to this wg  :scare: :diablo: :manhater:

I visited some regulars 2 or 3 times week. I just don't always update the reviews

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Who has the better arse Busty Milf Sandra or Lana?

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Who has the better arse Busty Milf Sandra or Lana?

Sandra
has the better arse (IMO)


by the sound of Lana latest reviews (see below links) she Jaded   :thumbsdown:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45906

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45713

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Sandra
has the better arse (IMO)


by the sound of Lana latest reviews (see below links) she Jaded   :thumbsdown:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45906

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45713

Well that's a shame. I've already punted with Sandra and she is a real man eater and very wild so I might go for seconds with her instead.

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What is it with these Sergei's and their profile swapping, is it really that difficult to create a new profile!!
The Don have you ever seen the new No 1 Pamela in the house whilst you have been there?
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I went to see Lana today and she wasn't too bad. She seemed very responsive during PIV (especially doggy) and her OWO is exceptional. However, the major negative for me was no kissing (which I was expecting). I attempted to persuade her but she claims she doesn't do kissing in 15 min bookings and only kisses her regular customers. She also said that she has a husband  and he doesn't know she escorts! I suspect she might be stretching the truth.

The other negative is she genuinely believes she is the best escort in town and considers herself to be a professional (did porn films), she even described herself as a 'real bitch' lol This manifests in her being quite up herself at times. Overall though she is a very bold and confident young lady.

One thing baffled me though was she was very wet which was very unexpected. I mean she is very good at acting slutty but I never thought she was genuinely turned on.

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Does anyone know her porn name, by any chance?

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really annoying when they state discretion for kissing, reality is they really are not going to kiss, just used as a ploy to get you there....
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really annoying when they state discretion for kissing, reality is they really are not going to kiss, just used as a ploy to get you there....

She says she only kisses her regular customers and did allow me to kiss her neck which was quite intimate. There was a moment during missionary when we were facing each other very closely and the way she was looking at me I swear she was almost willing me to kiss her. lol To be honest it would have been worth a cheeky go but I didn't find her particularly attractive facially so wasn't worth it.

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I have heard them tell me the regular customer kiss bullshit many times, I have also have had those moments of the eye contact near kiss, but they tend to move face away..
1 wanted me to become a regular then we would kiss and owo, and her rate was high too.. told her to get stuffed..
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For me FK makes or breaks the punts much more than OWO. If there's no kissing the punt would not be a positive at all. One thing I do make clear now before a punt is to confirm services firstly over the phone, then when I arrive so I don't waste my time or money. If she lies and the punt has started, I will get up to get dressed and demand my money back. It's worked 3 out of 3 times for me after the punt has started when a girl has lied. I never used to have the courage and would go along with the punt but it's my money for a service I'm paying for. I won't be giving it to someone who won't offer what I want.

Having said that, from the reviews on Lana, it's been mentioned she doesn't kiss so it should have been expected, but still better to confirm beforehand as well.

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For me FK makes or breaks the punts much more than OWO. If there's no kissing the punt would not be a positive at all. One thing I do make clear now before a punt is to confirm services firstly over the phone, then when I arrive so I don't waste my time or money. If she lies and the punt has started, I will get up to get dressed and demand my money back. It's worked 3 out of 3 times for me after the punt has started when a girl has lied. I never used to have the courage and would go along with the punt but it's my money for a service I'm paying for. I won't be giving it to someone who won't offer what I want.

Having said that, from the reviews on Lana, it's been mentioned she doesn't kiss so it should have been expected, but still better to confirm beforehand as well.

I agree FK is actually an integral part of sex for me but as I was only after a 15 minute quickie I wasn't too fussed in this instance. To be honest I was still a little hopeful she might give me the benefit of the doubt when she saw me in person which sounds deluded but has actually worked on two occasions; Busty Bella FK, and BustyBootyKim. I used to feel somewhat frustrated when a WG seems physically attracted to you yet they still aren't willing to kiss. There have been a couple of instances when an escort has complimented my appearance or obviously finds me attractive but still insists on no kissing. It's highly unusual as some WGs if they like the look of you will literally suck your face whereas other WGs no matter how turned on they are by you will still refuse.

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I have had confirmation on phone and texts about tongue kissing with the woman concerned..
to my face she said yes..
I go ok, here is the test, here is £20 in your hand, lets tongue kiss for 3 seconds, the remainder £60 in my hand, and then i will give you the rest.. she just glared at me..
she said fine, went to kiss her, she kept turning her pretty face away, second time the same just turned her pretty face away..
just grabbed my £20 back and left, otherwise she would of conned me out of money..
Had she kissed for 3 seconds i would of immediately given her the remainder £60 and continued with her..

many times i have heard the reason for not kissing its to intimate and something has to be left for the boyfriend or husband..
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does anyone know her name for porn movies ?


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Seen her profile some time ago, (she returned to the UK last week)

Services:

OWO (good to nearly CIM but held off)
Tit Job
Hand job
Hot Dogging (she requested it)

Kissing is not on the menu (but she stated no kissing and I was fine with that)

Price: £80 per hour (spent 1 hour)

Comm's: Via phone calls and text, Maid handles calls (her English is ok)

Location: Flat easy to find (Free parking after 1 pm local tube 2 mins walk) Hendon, London NW4.  Works at the same place as TANYA BABE and JENNIFER QUEEN, MILF Wendy etc. I was a little wary of returning to this location (but this time around no punters exiting or entering). Had to wait 10 mins to enter. Pamela opened the door as Lana was having a shower (so happy to wait and she was clean)

Would I visit again: Yes (She a pro done it for 6 years but not jaded)

Pictures: Are fair 

The girl: long hair. Real big tits, Mid 20s. Size 14 to16 Big ass and legs!


Plus + Was happy for me to pop 3 times in the hour. Not a bad sense of humour, her conversion with PAMELA was funny and me  :lol:

Neg - needed to recover after: Tit job / Hand job / Hot Dog meant round 4 didn't happen so no Penetration (Protected) more neg to me than her



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Lana does kiss, I have four or five sex videos I have made with her, I also saw her when she worked in harrow in a flat behind the carphone warehouse, access by ropey fire escape type stairs around the back.

I did not talk about or ask for kisses, but at various points when she was being fucked hard and she started to feel it she automatically turned to me and started kissing numerous times.

I have licked her pussy and ass for over two hours across all our sessions but I would never think of trying to kiss her after licking her out as it is just not cool. Lana is kind and talked her young blond tanned friend into sleeping with me just after I went with Lana as her friend was apprehensive about my size. so I did a video with her and Lana came in the room halfway through as she knows me well enough to intrude like that. the older blonde tanned  lady in the flat in hendon central is an incredible fuck but is not comfortable being filmed, the skinny mature lady who works sometimes at that flat with bleached blonde hair is also a great fuck, so skinny and tight it's great to split her tiny little frame in 2 when you ram your dick into her, what a kisser!!. only problem with hendon central flat is the smell of urine as you go up the steps after coming in through the black gates on the street level entrance across from hendon central station. a great whorehouse with lots of filthy minded girls . the high definition videos I have of Lana are incredible with her full deep tan big Amazon woman size, deep deep pussy and ass licking and her owo is the best in London wow!!!! she also is not afraid to sit on your face with that huge ass and crotch to stop your intake of breath which she seemed to get a sadistic kick out of, like evon the huge kings cross blonde she is really strong, and you can't move her off your face unless she wants to move. to appear manly I tried to hide the pain from her, but my head hurt and I think she knows she is heavy and strong and she has a sadistic side like bustymilfsandra who bites and scratches and appears to want to cause pain when you hammer her, Sandra goes too far and like Lana she must understand men can feel pain too, Lana dumps her full weight on your face and could maybe lower herself gently at first.

ah one more thing, I carry wipes mouthwash antibacterial gel etc and Lana is as OCD cleanliness as I am, we talk about and play each other funk soul hip hop rap that we like, I take my music with me everywhere, she likes my Nike gear and always touches my hair. I have bought her flowers chocolates everything, again be a perfect gent outside the bedroom then terrorise her big strong body inside the bedroom, she can take a hammering front and back but if you push her ankles up to her head when she is on her back the penetration is too deep and hurts her if you are big, so I lick her pussy to make her forget the pain, but like big Kate of Soho the more she knows you the less it seems to hurt her when you hammer her, again she won't run from a hammering.

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Fuck me Ladida, there you go again.  In the space of on hour on two separate reviews (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=53160.msg693314#new) you would have us all believe that you are the ideal mixture of male porn star and perfect gent.  You are either a complete fantasist or as you really are God's gift to women!  If the latter, what the hell are you doing paying them for sex, they should be paying you!

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Fuck me Ladida, there you go again.  In the space of on hour on two separate reviews (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=53160.msg693314#new) you would have us all believe that you are the ideal mixture of male porn star and perfect gent.  You are either a complete fantasist or as you really are God's gift to women!  If the latter, what the hell are you doing paying them for sex, they should be paying you!

hi dude, further to my previous reply  to you a little earlier ask the two pornstars Cindy strut and Andi what they thought of the sex with me.

To be clear what I do with these girls is make films, it is all filmed, on the other hand you cannot go into detail about actually sleeping with a girl who is an escort outside of the escort arrangement. though the owner of debbies massge in anerley will confirm that after I slept with her, her friend came in the room and told me I reminded her of her son's friend and started touching me up, unzipped my trousers and got my pants down and I fucked both of them on the bed, there was no charge her friend wanted a fuck, and she got it.....hard.

though if I got her to confirm this you might say I am obviously too close to this woman and am maybe in league with promoting her business. so you can't win

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M'Lud, I rest my case!

Constantly going on about things other punters don't get/giving it to "whores" really "hard"/giving WGs plenty of flowers chocolate etc/what's really going on in a WG's head. Repeats the same phrases from post to post.

Pimp or Abdul, not certain which.
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Constantly going on about things other punters don't get/giving it to "whores" really "hard"/giving WGs plenty of flowers chocolate etc/what's really going on in a WG's head. Repeats the same phrases from post to post.

Pimp or Abdul, not certain which.

some other punters do get these things but obviously not you!!!! try not to sound too bitter about it, but it's obviously too late for that, can people really be that simple to assume these girls don't kiss some of the guys they meet. you want as much as possible for paying as little as you can, do you really expect to sweep a girl off her feet like this, try charming a girl IF you know how? buying expensive flowers for girls is a pleasure not something to be sneered at. most guys you meet at the gym working out will admit part of the reason for being there is to look good for girls, how is this so wrong? don't you want to look good for yourself anyway.

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Constantly going on about things other punters don't get/giving it to "whores" really "hard"/giving WGs plenty of flowers chocolate etc/what's really going on in a WG's head. Repeats the same phrases from post to post.

Pimp or Abdul, not certain which.

Very similar style to the Abdul collective. 

Next we'll hear about 12% body fat, following on from a previously banned poster, 36 stone ram1234 and his chicken curry.  :dash:


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Very similar style to the Abdul collective. 

Next we'll hear about 12% body fat, following on from a previously banned poster, 36 stone ram1234 and his chicken curry.  :dash:

Well i another review some UKP members think he is the new west8  :wacko:

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Well i another review some UKP members think he is the new west8  :wacko:

Whatever happened to the old west8?

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Well i another review some UKP members think he is the new west8  :wacko:

no its really :

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Very similar style to the Abdul collective. 

Next we'll hear about 12% body fat, following on from a previously banned poster, 36 stone ram1234 and his chicken curry.  :dash:

loving your comments driven by jealousy, if you and you mates are good I will even post some video stills from my meetings with the girls concerned. They will be within site rules and not explicit. As on a serious note all you needed to say was show us some proof from these videos you have made and I would happily oblige. I am not angry or offended by what you wrote as I am telling the truth and I have met these girls and filmed them and I can prove it, I may even throw I  a few extras. I that that is fair comment as I can prove it.

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loving your comments driven by jealousy, if you and you mates are good I will even post some video stills from my meetings with the girls concerned. They will be within site rules and not explicit. As on a serious note all you needed to say was show us some proof from these videos you have made and I would happily oblige. I am not angry or offended by what you wrote as I am telling the truth and I have met these girls and filmed them and I can prove it, I may even throw I  a few extras. I that that is fair comment as I can prove it.

Post away then

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loving your comments driven by jealousy, if you and you mates are good I will even post some video stills from my meetings with the girls concerned. They will be within site rules and not explicit. As on a serious note all you needed to say was show us some proof from these videos you have made and I would happily oblige. I am not angry or offended by what you wrote as I am telling the truth and I have met these girls and filmed them and I can prove it, I may even throw I  a few extras. I that that is fair comment as I can prove it.

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try charming a girl IF you know how? buying expensive flowers for girls is a pleasure

You sound like a deluded pro$$ie  :thumbsdown:


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