Phoenix Club - Luana and Julianna

[Malvolio]

Link: External Link/Members Only

Cost: £160 for what turned out to be about 80 minutes

Comms: Usual drill - phone up in the morning to book your place at the party of your choice, get a text confirming it, reply to the text and you're good to go

Venue: Somewhat grubby flat near Little Venice

Girls: Luana is actually fairly close to the blurred photos on the website, and I found her attractive.  Julianna has put on some weight, and looks fairly different with her hair down.

Action: Turned up five minutes before kick-off to find I was the only punter that evening.  I was told I could shag each WG once, and then everybody wanted to go home.  Not what I was after, but I had the pre-punt horn and also wanted to fuck Luana having seen her, so went for it.  Luana has virtually no English, so I had to speak to her via Julianna.  Got them to alternate sucking my cock, which was good fun, but cut short by Julianna, whose attitude left plenty to be desired.  Rubbered up and banged Julianna with her ankles wrapped around my neck - at least she managed that position.  Quick rest after I came, and then a massage whilst I was recovering.  Eventually got hard again and shagged Luana in several positions.  All a bit odd as Julianna was still sat on the bed allowing me to feel her tits whilst I pumped away at her mate.

Will I return: Yes, but Julianna is added to my list of WGs to swerve when looking at the roster.  Whether this place will ever get back to full parties I have no idea.  Having a threesome might sound great, but not when one of the WGs has the hump and just wants to go home.

[cuteinchelsea]

Was it the evening party? Ive been a few times with Julianna and she's usually one of the most enthusiastic ones there. Sorry to hear you had a poor time mate.

[mrpunts]

Does sound like you caught a raw deal being the only one there in the evening. My last trip to Phoenix was in the evening and I was there with one other who blew and left early so was just me for a bit. Although there was a little bit more of a party atmosphere as one the ladies was talking about going out dancing and had some music on. Luana was a bit more animated showing her twerks. As the last commenter about Juliana, for me she is usually one of the more consistent ones in participation at parties I've been to, But ho-hum.

[Malvolio]

I work standard hours, so unless I visit on a Saturday it's always the evening party for me.  Being in the week before January payday probably didn't help attendance either.

[jackyjack]

Practical question: what was the state of the shower? Last time I was there it was gross, mouldy everywhere and towel were moist… put me off. But did my Buisness never the less.

[Malvolio]

Didn't spot any mould, but it's very cramped.

[beachtest]

Who said you could only shag each WG once and then go? That's not right if you've paid for 2h, so the time should be 2h!

[MrMohican]

Does anyone know if Luana is stilll working? I notice her pictures are no longer on Phoenix's site - has she gone back to Brazil? (I think Im right in thinking she was Brazilian, right?). Alternatively does anyone know if she works anywhere else or as an independent. Would love to book her solo.

[Munter84]

Who said you could only shag each WG once and then go? That's not right if you've paid for 2h, so the time should be 2h!

That's one way of looking at it. Myself, I would have been delighted to get a threesome for only £160!