Payday came around early this month so I decided to give myself an early xmas present. I'd had a few ok-ish punts over the past month but nothing spectacular so decided to splash out and go for something which would normally be over my budget.
Having read several reviews on here and on the other site, I decided I wanted to be balls deep in Hollys arse.
The price was £100 for half an hour - reduced to £80 over xmas.
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External Link/Members Only So, to cut to the chase, several texts later I find myself parked on Bradford Street eagerly awaiting a reply from Holly after letting her know I was outside. No reply. I send another text. No reply. 15 mins later I'm still sitting there and I get a text - "8pm". That a fucking hour away!!! Like a muppet I decide to wait.
Anyhow, come 8pm I haven't heard anything from her so send another text. "5 mins" comes the reply. Sure enough, 5 mins later another text comes through with the flat number.
As I enter her flat I am slightly taken aback, she IS as stunning as her reviews state!! Little was I to know this would be the highlight of the next half hour! As we enter the bedroom I hand over the money and she helps me strip. We head over to the bed and she proceeds to give me one of the worst blowjobs I've ever had! It was that bad I'm struggling to stay hard!! I ask if we can get a condom as I really want to fuck her arse, she replies "oh,you're too big for that". WTF!!!!! I'm not having this, so I tell her, you stated in your texts that size is not a problem, your profile states that size is not a problem, I'm not hung like a horse, so whats the problem?? She shrugs and says "you're just too big, my pussy is really tight though, you wont need my arse". I am pissed, but can't do anything, so just slip into her from behind and pound away. I can't enjoy it though as I'm still seething about the bullshit she just fed me. 15 mins later, after one of the blandest fucks I've ever had, I shoot my load and leave. An hour later the cheeky bitch texts me and asks me to leave her some feedback - So I have.
Total and utter waste of time!!