External Link/Members OnlyThere's a whole vocabulary around punting that is inexplicably trapped in the 1980s. Black women are "ebony", any cheeky and assertive escort is a "minx" and someone in a parlour recently described a short, blonde, bubbly girl to me as a "Sam Fox type" even though Sam Fox is now nudging her seventh decade. It's world where Lovejoy is essential viewing on the telly and there are only four channels.
Playing by this argot, Lady Eva is probably both "posh totty" and "exotic" - well spoken, carefully dressed, expertly made up, obviously educated, with polished manners and probably of Middle Eastern descent - a departure from your average suburban service provider in just about every respect. That's not a criticism - Lord, I love those girls - but this is something different.
She is based in the single nicest location I have ever punted, linked to a notably upmarket house well out into the countryside that would rank five stars on AirBnB. In an ideal world, she'd offer a weekend rate and you'd combine the sex with just being able to hang and watch the clouds roll over the nearby hills at sunset.
Speaking of rolling, onto the bedroom with its Egyptian cotton sheets and pillowy mattress. Deep, proper kissing; a very sensual approach to fucking; and committed oral both ways. Many deeply ordinary men like myself are susceptible to a woman with a public school accent urging them on - who knows why, ask DH Lawrence - and I bashfully came at her command. Now, matron? Of course, matron.
Yes, this is a glowing review. The £150 for an hour felt incredibly reasonable as I drove away with a warm buzz, Eva's Adultwork pictures are accurate, she is a cut-above woman who you'd feel delighted to have pay you a moment of attention in any domestic situation, the location feels like you have been on a small vacation, and the hobby escorting aspect she mentions on her profile shines through.
Just one point to mention - she sets a clock timer when you enter the bedroom. This is completely fair, of course, but I don't recall seeing it done before. If you're a habitual blagger, you're probably better off elsewhere.
