External Link/Members OnlyArea: East London (advertised Stratford)
Day/Time: Friday evening
Type: Incall
Verdict: Neutral – BNS but decent-looking girls
BookingSaw Sparkus’s review for a Brazilian lady supposedly based in Stratford. The pictures were of a specific girl and that’s who I expected to meet. Tried calling the number a few times but got no response. Eventually sent a WhatsApp message and got a reply about two hours later.
Asked if I could come within about 45 minutes and that was confirmed without any issue, so fair enough on that front.
LocationAddress provided was in East London and not quite Stratford as the advert suggested, but if you live around Stratford it’s still easy enough to get to.
When I arrived I messaged to say I was outside. At that point it became pretty clear the communications were being handled by a maid/manager rather than the girl from the ad.
First ImpressionsA lady came down first and it was immediately obvious she wasn’t the girl from the advert. I asked whether the advertised lady was available and was told her “friend” was busy at the moment.
I asked if I could wait and was told to hang on by the staircase.
After about 10 minutes another girl came down. She was closer to the advert in terms of body type – slim with curves and a nice figure. She also had tattoos though, which definitely didn’t match the photos used in the ad. Both girls working there were attractive enough, just clearly not the girl advertised.
The SituationBoth girls asked if I liked them and whether I found them attractive. I was honest and said they were good-looking but I’d come specifically to see the lady from the advert.
This felt like a classic bait-and-switch situation. They’ve clearly used photos of a more polished or well-known girl to bring punters in, then offered someone with a similar general look.
Nothing unusual for some setups, but personally when I’m spending money I prefer to meet the person I came to see.
DecisionHad a quick look at both girls and considered the options. If you’re into curvier girls you might actually be quite happy here as both were good-looking in their own way.
It just wasn’t what I’d turned up for that evening, so I decided to walk.
OverallBait-and-switch on the advertised girl, but the ladies actually working were still reasonably attractive. If you go in expecting the exact girl in the photos, you’ll likely be disappointed. If you’re happy to take a bit of a gamble, you might still have a decent time.
Verdict: Neutral – B&S, but not unattractive options.
Any questions, ask away.