External Link/Members OnlyWas in Accrington and wanted a massage. A long time ago id been to a chinese place that was average.
So i thought i would try the thai place in the centre. Its the woman in the link above.
I sent a message and she reeled off a load of prices and services. I havent had more than massage and happy ending in ages so thought why not.
Arranged a time and messaged when i parked up. Easy parking. Cash machine opposite. Thai food next door. Nice one.
But as i walked up a man and his son were right outside the door. I then had to knock on and wait for ages even though she had said come.
When i walked in she had a face like thunder.
Id say she was in her fifties but tidy. Fake tits.
Followed her upstairs. I asked if i could grab a quick shower and more face pulling and it was coming out of the hour.
At this point i should have walked. I paid £140 for the hour. No idea why really. Vibe was awful.
She then livened up. Said sex first which i actaully didnt mind. I went to kiss her and she pulled away like i was disgusting told me it was £20. Then there was a bit of flirting and joking about but she couldnt get the condom on quick enough. I went to go down on her. Wanted £20.
Then she sucked my cock and acted like it was disgusting.
At this point im really not that arsed. But she perks up and theres some banter and she climbs on top. But then rides me whilst looking the other way. She then says to fuck her lying down and give her some energy and positiveness or whatever. So i just got on top and banged away. Goes without saying she looked like she hated me.
After that its a massage where im constantly told to relax and that im too tense and negative.
What i have missed is that there was some banging on the front door and she told me that the local kids are giving her and customers grief and that people over the road stand and watch her but its because they are jealous.
I have no idea why i did this. It was crap as i walked in. Its on me.
However around the corner is a proper legit thai massage. Absolutely no extras. But i got a proper massages over the next few days i was working there.