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External Link/Members OnlyI have called this SP a Romanian scammer due to other reviews I have read and replied to in the past, but I was in the area and Plan A and B flaked on me, and I just needed to unload, supply and demand overruled. (Early 2026 there is not many SP’s)
Provider Details• Alias: Darya xx
• Age Range: Early 40’s, back then advertised as 30’s
• Nationality: Romanian (appears to reside here, but I feel like she is reluctant to integrate)
• Accent: Romanian, English is moderate
• Appearance: Very tall, olive-skinned, huge boobs, VERY curvy, huge hips
• Location: Side street in Marylebone, London
• Incall / Outcall: Incall
• Date of Visit: A couple of months ago
• Duration: 30m (Stayed about 20/25m) (Shower not offered, or even the sink, was given baby wipes)
• Fee: £100 + £30 OWO (CIM not on offer)
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Booking & CommunicationComms were easy and quick. Responses were prompt and a little too short, so I had to ask questions and was met with one-word responses that warranted further questions from me.
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Arrival & First ImpressionOn arrival, I had to wait because she was in the “shower” for over 15 mins.
In person, she was a true reflection of her photos, some Facetune. She is tall, not ugly, but wields a resting bitch face.
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Property & SetupThe flat was minimal/undecorated. Shabby stairwell, 2nd floor, steep, shitty exterior. The bedroom was the same, but it did have an OK bed and a fancy armchair, which offset the shitty walls and skirting, and the exposed subfloor, which had a rug.
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Session, Atmosphere & InteractionI sincerely felt like she was thinking this: “OK, just get in and pay me so we can get this over with.”
Paid for OWO, but she attempted to throw on a rubber. I kindly reminded her, but she looked displeased.
She began to perform a mechanical/rusty blowjob with no enthusiasm and no depth, no saliva. I began to direct her. I could see she did not like this, but because I was polite, she complied.
She kept stopping and saying “Donnt Cam in Myy Mouse okay”. I replied I won’t, don’t worry, (you made it clear you don’t do CIM. Now stop interrupting the action and please continue). I said, I will warn you when I’m close.
I usually cum after penetration, so after negotiating the blowjob for 10 mins, I got tired and didn’t get the pleasure I needed, so I asked for a rubber and turned her doggy to hit it quick and leave.
I can’t lie, she does have some sex appeal, huge hips, looks good in doggy. However, as I built up momentum, she kept moving forward. I was standing, to the point where I’m basically in the middle of the bed now. I just gave up. It felt like chasing an elusive hole on a stick which I could never get close to catching. Also she is like a Prius at 5mph, absolutely silent, A pillow would have made more noise (moans).
I asked where I was allowed to finish, and she said her breasts. So I wanked myself off until I was about to cum, she had lovely big boobs to look at. I was happy to spray all over her tits. As she noticed me cumming, she grabbed my cock and pulled it right up to her sternum between her breasts, assuming to minimise the mess. For me, it felt like a ruined orgasm.
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Value for MoneyI felt like it was overpriced. It should have been £100 at the most, all in.
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Would I Rebook?I would place her in the ICE (in case of emergency) category.
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Final ThoughtsI’m giving this a neutral because of the lack of enthusiasm and attitude.
I am not giving a negative because booking was easy and the photos reflect with 90% accuracy.
I am not giving a positive because I didn’t have a GREAT time.
Sadly, she does have potential with the right attitude/approach, but she must be entering OCS (Old Crow Syndrome).
However, my comment of scammer may be harsh, but she is on the borderline, but she defo will take a shortcut if the opportunity presents itself and she senses you're weak, shes like a defence solicitor.
As Gapeking said, I was better off buying Pokémon cards lol.
