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Author Topic: Great tasting pussy?  (Read 1326 times)

Offline Clipit

Does anyone know how or what escorts use to make their pussies taste so good??? I have never had a girlfriend who tastes as fresh and sweet and I'm interesting in wondering if I need to use a high pressure marcher on the next GF or is there another trick?


Offline Salt

I my limited experience diet and personal hygiene seem to be a common factor in a sweet tasting pussy.....

Girls that eat lots of meat, fat and junk food will almost certainly have a stenchy pouch  :vomit:


Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Diet and water intake.....
Slurrrp it up!  :sarcastic:

Offline NIK

I expect they're not all that fresh, although I've generally been lucky in that respect. One thing I have noticed however is that by and large escorts taste better than parlour girls. I'm not sure what it is, it's not that they're unclean, it's just a less natural tasting, more rubbery taste. I mentioned this on Prossynet once and got shot down in flames as taking the piss, but it is my genuine experience.

For the record Nicoletta does have the sweetest tasting pussy I've encountered. It is, to quote a fluffy clich√©, a real honeypot!  :P

Offline Sedlmayer

To (mis)quote Sir John Davis -

"They taste best that do of nothing taste"  ;)

Offline anton11

As well as diet and plenty of water there is such a gadget that has a hose pipe effect whereby lots of warm water is irrigated up that area therefore removing all traces of odour which I understand is often used mainly with the upper class escort.

Offline Andre 3000

A great tasting pussy to me should just taste of 'warm freshness'. From seeing what Mrs 3000 does it's a mix of not using any perfumed products on her puss as that can lead to a unbalanced Ph level which leads to a smelly fanny, instead natural stuff like rosewater works well. Wearing cotton panties helps the gusset area breath. If you meet a WG or lover and they've been wearing a thong all day watch out, she'll probably have a slightly whiffy pussy as it would have been sweating all day. Also thongs can cause bacteria to spread. Leading to yeast infections and bad odors

Offline cylon

I've found that the majority have almost no odour or taste and yet some do have a taste. I wouldn't call it actually sweet. I don't know what I'd  call it but it's certainly pleasant. Then there is just manky and that is very unpleasant. I think I've been quite lucky because I've only come across a manky Pussy once or twice.

Does anyone know how or what escorts use to make their pussies taste so good???

It's almost certainly the jizz left by her last punter - enjoy  ;)

Offline Sedlmayer

As well as diet and plenty of water there is such a gadget that has a hose pipe effect whereby lots of warm water is irrigated up that area therefore removing all traces of odour which I understand is often used mainly with the upper class escort.

No such thing, unless you know a member of the aristocracy that actually works as a prostitute?  :unknown:

Offline Teessider

Good topic Clipit.

For me the mildly pungent flavour of female pheromones with a gentle afterwhiff of petuli and musk - always does it for me.  :P

Offline Teessider

Good topic Clipit.

For me the mildly pungent flavour of female pheromones with a gentle afterwhiff of petuli and musk - always does it for me.  :P

Sorry - spelt that wrong, should be:

Patchouli -Used throughout the 60's and 70's not just as an excuse not to bathe, as some people claim, but to cover the scent of Smoke, Drink and Drugs on clothing.

"Shit dude you smell like weed!"

"I'll get the patchouli oil"


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