Author Topic: Suzy Slim Kitty - Wandsworth  (Read 1596 times)


29 review(s) for Suzy the Kitten (16 positive, 6 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by PilotMan]

Offline kefcseries

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1hr @ £150

Comms: WhatsApp, mostly straightforward, booking arranged with 24hrs notice however there were problems later down the line.

Location: Small terraced house on residential street. Plentiful cheap, on-street app-based pay to park bays.

Suzy: As photos, nothing unexpected or of note to mention.

Meet: Parked up and messaged to say I had arrived. Received full address, knocked and was eventually let inside by Suzy after an extended wait on the doorstep.

Immediately in the room Suzy starts kicking off accusing me of "just showing up without making an appointment". What the fuck.

It took me a few moments to comprehend exactly what she was talking about, so out came my phone where I showed the complete chat/booking arrangements that had started the day before.

She calmed down - no apology - however I was pissed. Clearly doesn't arrange her own bookings.

Would have walked as my mood to punt was gone but one of those situations where you're there and it had been the best part of a 1hr drive.

OWO. Sex. Forgettable. Won't be going back



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« Last Edit: March 03, 2026, 10:12:58 pm by kefcseries »

Offline patelprat

She has been around for well over a decade.

And her profile says she is 28, hmmm.

Hard to believe she hasn't sorted out her manners and temper in front of clients who are paying to see her for a GFE.

« Last Edit: March 03, 2026, 10:36:27 pm by patelprat »

Offline Jayjay1

Met her long time ago, wanted a squirting show, tried to help her guide her vibrator, she went berserk, this was early on so you can imagine how rest of punt went

She also left her bedroom door wide open and I felt I heard someone next door. Never went back again. Didn't think she was attractive or great in bed either.

Offline kefcseries

Sounds like she's got form for being moody and abrupt. :thumbsdown:

Offline arrow0404

There is/ was an AW profile up quite recent

Offline Stevelondon

Cheers for the review.

Maybe it’s just me and my age. Or maybe my personality……. Whatever.
But if I got treated like that I’d just walk. Wouldn’t matter if it was a five hour drive. I wouldn’t be throwing my good money at some disrespectful SP for a leg over.

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There is/ was an AW profile up quite recent

If you can find it a helper can link this review to it.

Offline diver ted

If you can find it a helper can link this review to it.

Was previously Suzy Lapdancer; Lovely Hot Suzy; Suzy the Kitten; Suzi Slim Kitty etc all under....
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Offline Xyz714

Saw her many years ago in Kensil Rise. Moody difficult and favorite word was no. Pretty awful punt as she was, way too precious. Surprised she has survived in the game so long. Change of name but seems no change in attitude.

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Age 28, it's total bullshit.

Her first review was Jan 2014. Members commented at that time they had seen her some time before that.

So if she's 28 now she would have been 15 when she started on the game.

A review in May 2017 reckoned she was late 20's early 30's.