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Offline BSB74

Evening,

Anyone got any recommendations for hotels, on the cheaper yet respectable side, that I could use for arranging some outcall punts?   

Thanks in advance  :hi:

Offline puntingking


There is no such thing as cheap hotels in London now that are worth staying at.

To get the price down a little you can do one of two things, either book a hotel room for a sunday night (which is normally the cheapest night) or you can book hotel for the day rather than the night at websites such as dayuse.  :hi:


Here is the link:
External Link/Members Only



Cheaper (than average) options for a hotel room for one night can be:

Leonardo Royal Hotel London Tower Bridge
Travellodge Romford - You can actually get a room for £30 on a quiet night.
NYX Holbon - although not cheap, it can be a good hotel to stay at.


I hope this helps  :drinks:
« Last Edit: February 23, 2026, 07:23:38 am by puntingking »

Offline BSB74

Thanks King! Really useful,   I feel like you are my guide through the realms of beginner punting!  Much appreciated :)


There is no such thing as cheap hotels in London now that are worth staying at.

To get the price down a little you can do one of two things, either book a hotel room for a sunday night (which is normally the cheapest night) or you can book hotel for the day rather than the night at websites such as dayuse.  :hi:


Here is the link:
External Link/Members Only



Cheaper (than average) options for a hotel room for one night can be:

Leonardo Royal Hotel London Tower Bridge
Travellodge Romford - You can actually get a room for £30 on a quiet night.
NYX Holbon - although not cheap, it can be a good hotel to stay at.


I hope this helps  :drinks:

Offline puntingking

Thanks King! Really useful,   I feel like you are my guide through the realms of beginner punting!  Much appreciated :)


 Your welcome  :drinks:

Offline Stevelondon

Oh for fucks sake.
Will you two get a room.

Oh wait a minute !!!

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Offline thumbspot

Try some of the discounted room search engines, but nothing is ever very cheap in London.

Strand Palace Hotel usually comes up as the cheapest sensible hotel that’s central. Never used it myself though.

Offline puntingking

Try some of the discounted room search engines, but nothing is ever very cheap in London.

Strand Palace Hotel usually comes up as the cheapest sensible hotel that’s central. Never used it myself though.

£98 starting price if you go for one night on a Sunday. Most nights are around £180-£200 per a night.  :hi:

Offline Massage Bloke

£98 starting price if you go for one night on a Sunday. Most nights are around £180-£200 per a night.  :hi:

Been there sevral times, since the Regent Palace closed (which used to be relaxed about SP/punter goings on. They had a lot of security, but they knew the score and could be helpful!

Anyway, the Strand Palace is a tourist hotel. In the summer I've seen Americans and SE Asian tourists almost come to blows at breakfast!

At first I went for the cheapest room, but it was a single bed, along a wall, which was a problem with a visiting massage burd.

It might be different now.

Offline puntingking

Been there sevral times, since the Regent Palace closed (which used to be relaxed about SP/punter goings on. They had a lot of security, but they knew the score and could be helpful!

Anyway, the Strand Palace is a tourist hotel. In the summer I've seen Americans and SE Asian tourists almost come to blows at breakfast!

At first I went for the cheapest room, but it was a single bed, along a wall, which was a problem with a visiting massage burd.

It might be different now.

 :thumbsup:

Online DastardlyDick

Some Premier Inn and Travelodges in the London area are heavily used by SPs. One near Heathrow was absolutely notorious for it.

Offline drogoboy99

are there many hotels in central London that don't use keycards for the lifts. I spoke to a SP in Cambridge who says she wants to make a tour to central london but is not sure what hotel would be good to use. maybe there's an SP equivalent of ukpunting that can give advice on this

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Offline Massage Bloke

are there many hotels in central London that don't use keycards for the lifts. I spoke to a SP in Cambridge who says she wants to make a tour to central london but is not sure what hotel would be good to use. maybe there's an SP equivalent of ukpunting that can give advice on this


I would advice her to start with the St Giles hotel.  It's 3 star, so not really expensive, no key cards for lifts. It's large with about 700 rooms, bar and cafe, rather anonymous and very busy.

It's as central as you can get, at the intersection of Oxford Street, Tottenham Court Road, Charring Cross Road.

Tottenham Court Road Tube Station is a few yards away.

If you need help finding it, it's almost next door to the Dominion Theatre.

Late check in and late check out is fine, but arrange first, and there is an extra charge.

It's popular with SPs/Massage Burds/Punters...


Offline paul_2407

Don’t forget there are dayuse hotels as options if you need to get in and out within a few hours. They tend to be a little cheaper than staying the whole night

Offline rdcwolf

Not sure if its still the same, but the Leonardo hotel chains in City of London and Tower Bridge used to be cardless. I can confirm Tower Bridge late last year still was.

Nice rooms, maybe a bit more (but not over £200) but if its a place you are staying at, its nicer than some others.

Offline Bum Lovin Criminal

Some Premier Inn and Travelodges in the London area are heavily used by SPs. One near Heathrow was absolutely notorious for it.

 :drinks:  for that DD.  I know where I'm booking for my next fortnite break for R&R.. :D

Offline puntingking

Don’t forget there are dayuse hotels as options if you need to get in and out within a few hours. They tend to be a little cheaper than staying the whole night

As pointed out by me  :hi:

There is no such thing as cheap hotels in London now that are worth staying at.

To get the price down a little you can do one of two things, either book a hotel room for a sunday night (which is normally the cheapest night) or you can book hotel for the day rather than the night at websites such as dayuse.  :hi:


Here is the link:
External Link/Members Only




« Last Edit: March 02, 2026, 12:00:54 pm by puntingking »

Offline puntingking

are there many hotels in central London that don't use keycards for the lifts. I spoke to a SP in Cambridge who says she wants to make a tour to central london but is not sure what hotel would be good to use. maybe there's an SP equivalent of ukpunting that can give advice on this

I don't think NYX holbon uses keycards. I would give them a call to make sure but I have stayed at that hotel in the pass and I don't remember having to use a keycard to get to my room.  :unknown:

Offline puntingking


I would advice her to start with the St Giles hotel.  It's 3 star, so not really expensive, no key cards for lifts. It's large with about 700 rooms, bar and cafe, rather anonymous and very busy.

It's as central as you can get, at the intersection of Oxford Street, Tottenham Court Road, Charring Cross Road.

Tottenham Court Road Tube Station is a few yards away.

If you need help finding it, it's almost next door to the Dominion Theatre.

Late check in and late check out is fine, but arrange first, and there is an extra charge.

It's popular with SPs/Massage Burds/Punters...

Rooms can be as Low as £80 per night if you book in advance and go on a Sunday there. I don't think that is a bad price for a Central London location.  :hi:
Although it is still not a cheap price.
« Last Edit: March 02, 2026, 12:07:12 pm by puntingking »

Offline puntingking

Not sure if its still the same, but the Leonardo hotel chains in City of London and Tower Bridge used to be cardless. I can confirm Tower Bridge late last year still was.

Nice rooms, maybe a bit more (but not over £200) but if its a place you are staying at, its nicer than some others.

Leonardo Hotel in Tower Hill does not use a keycard.  :hi:

Offline paul_2407

As pointed out by me  :hi:

Nice one. Reading comprehension slow today on my part :D

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Offline Illya Kurakin

Leonardo Hotel in Tower Hill does not use a keycard.  :hi:
The Leonardo at Tower Hill now (May ‘26) requires a key card.

Offline puntingking

The Leonardo at Tower Hill now (May ‘26) requires a key card.

ok  :hi:

Offline advent2016

Cheapest for me all under £100 per night excluding weekends
Civil Service hotel at Great Scotland Yard
Strand Palace

£40 Capsule hotel Piccadilly Circus - bring own lock