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External Link/Members OnlyCost: £100 for 30 minutes
Communication: This was initially by AW and then by text. Very satisfactory and free flowing communication. I did not get the impression that this was via a maid.
The location:A bit of a walk from Old Street station. I would say you should allow for 10 minutes walking time.
The location was a council block of flats. This one was in a high rise block, on the 6th floor, if my memory serves me right. The building has fast elevators, so getting to the 6th floor will not leave the punter breathless.
At first glance, the location surroundings seemed a bit scary to me but once inside the building, everything was quite pleasant.
The apartment was well presented. There were two other ladies working inside, and one of them was Veronica who previously went by the name of Veronica69a. The other girl, whom I did not see, was very loud. I could hear her loud moans with some punter as I waited for Alice who went to put away the money that I handed her a minute or two earlier.
The girl:It was Alice who opened the door for me. My first impression was that she was the girl in the photos but not as attractive as the photos suggest. Nonetheless, I still found Alice attractive.
I would say that Alice was petite and slim but not extremely thin. Yes, she has blonde hair and a few tattoos which were not distracting. There was one tattoo she was keen to show me as it had a greater meaning for her. I would put her age at early 20s.
At this stage Alice was extremely friendly, and she presented herself as if she knew me for many years. She also seemed happy and excited.
Although I took a shower before leaving home, I always take one at the escort's location, and this was no exception. Alice handed me the towel and asked me to just wash waist down but I took a full shower.
The encounter:
I had gone to visit Alice expecting plenty of DFK, as was suggested by other reviews. Considering that Alice seemed very happy and excited after I entered her apartment, I was confident that this would be a great punt filled with passionate DFK and very enjoyable oral, etc. Sadly, the moment I got on to the bed with Alice, everything went downhill.
Alice was more interested in talking about her tattoos, her personal history, likes, dislikes, etc. than engaging in any action.
I had to cut short Alice's constant talk by moving closer to kiss her but she was very hesitant. From brief pecks, she would move away. I politely asked her to kiss slightly deeply and use a bit of tongue, but to my shock she said that she had her tooth removed and that she was in pain and so will not be able to kiss. I asked if I had bad breath, and she said my breath was fine but it was her toothache that was causing her to avoid kissing.
I moved to Alice's very small boobs, but there was no reaction there. She pulled away and started giving me oral. This is where she was good. It was the only satisfactory part of the punt for me. She sucked me like an expert, varying her pace and suction, but then again she didn't persist with it. Without any notice, Alice then grabbed a condom and said she wanted to come on top of me. There were some 15 minutes left, so I wanted to go down on Alice, but again she was reluctant. Even the faintest amount of pressure with my tongue on and around her genitals was causing her to move my head away. She said she was too sensitive. She then grabbed another condom and decided by her own will to commence intercourse, even though there were some 10-12 minutes remaining. It was about 3 or 4 minutes of cowgirl sex and that was it. The punt was over like a flash.
I still had some 5-8 minutes remaining. During action time, Alice was keen to quickly finish me off, but after that she had all the time in the world to resume her chatting again.
With about few minutes still remaining, I decided to say goodbye to Alice, and I "thanked" her for the "great time". On my way out, I bumped into Veronica, with whom I had a very brief chat.
Conclusion:For me, a negative punt is where I go in expecting a lot and end up with much less. These are the type of punts that totally ruin my self-esteem and make me feel very sad. I would prefer an even worse punt where I hadn't expected that much.
My encounter with Alice was a total mismatch. I was nearly three times her age, and being an ugly male duckling was a disaster even before it started. I knew I was too old to be punting with a lady of that age, but before I even made a booking I asked Alice whether she would be comfortable with a person of my age, and she whole heartedly agreed. I always ask ladies the same question prior to booking them, and they always say yes, perhaps because they don't want to turn down business.
Alice was clearly uninterested in providing her usual services for what I believe is a huge age gap, and for me being extremely ugly.
I don't believe that Alice had a tooth removal, because when she provided me with oral she did it without any discomfort or restraints. Providing a blow job puts more pressure on a woman's mouth than kissing.
The constant chatting and twice going to grab a condom seemed a tactic to avoid action time.
The girl is well mannered and friendly, so on that basis I would have preferred to give this review a neutral rating, but then I paid £100 not for an exhibition of tattoos and for endless chatting, so this review has to be a negative one.
One final word of advice to other punters: Apart from the poor time in bed, this girl is friendly and is very welcoming, so I am quite adamant that she will also be good in bed PROVIDED the punter is not that old. I would say that if you are aged below 45 or alternately have at least some acceptable looks, i.e. be not as ugly as me, then you will no doubt have a great time with Alice. The reviews per her old profile are quite evident of this.
