Jessica Jensen

[d00fer]

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As posted in the Setodger's review I had a similar albeit longer 2 hr (ish) experience with Jessica. Some slight differences though. Initial comms were OK once the first reply came in, but a little too late for me, Jessica told me she was running late. Still I hung around as shit happens. Eventually got the room no. and up I popped.

Looks wise I was impressed, facially slightly better than her pics although they are representative, but a cracking little body on her with great natural tits and slightly trimmer than some pics. In the room things went down hill, near constant complaining about her ex- and the money troubles he's left her in. She was also a bit under the weather, I think a cold and some outbreaks of excezma. In between the complaining Jessica was pretty good to get on with, sadly these good moments were few and far between.

On to the action, OWO was OK, hardly any teeth unlike Setodger. Doubt FK would have been on the menu, but given her being unwell I wouldn't have wanted to. 69, awful due to the aforementioned smelly pussy. So quickly on with the mac to sex in a variety of positions where Jessica responded well and no overtly obvious faking, also no worries about the condom splitting (maybe I'm too sedentary, but I highly doubt that). Ended up coming on her great tits well away from her face with no complaints.

I left early, no point prolonging, but I shouldn't have bothered.

[password02]

Sorry to hear about the bad punt - You were right to post a NEGATIVE especially after you had paid £350? even at £80 ph she sounds a negative.

If she was ill and not up to escorting then she should have taken the day off.

Good you posted a negative

[d00fer]

NP, she clearly shouldn't be working both from a (short-term) physical and (potentially longer term) mental health point of view. Don't get me wrong I know it's all about the money, but there needs to be additional motivation to provide a good service and that was almost non-existent.

It's (at the moment) a short term thing for her to do this to earn some 'chump' change to get her through her current money issues. Unless you're sure that it's short term or are confident you can repeat the same poor service model under different 'brands' it's just a bad business model especially in this world of social connectedness and almost instant feedback.

I've been lucky that the vast majority of the girls I've seen this year understand (consciously or not) that good or great CX leads to not only leads to repeat custom, but also the knock on effect of that customer recommending their good experience socially. Then there are the ones that understand this and try to game it and sometimes the 'customers' enable them. Anyone that doesn't go down the genuine route is doomed to long term failure but they may get to their short term goals before they're properly found out to the detriment of genuine customers.

Jessica is at 'clip joint' stage at the mo, doubt she'll move past that.

[Captain Caveman]

Sorry to hear you had a bad punt and thanks for letting us know.

But I don't think this is a 'short term' thing for her - I met her at one of the Sutton Mansion parties over two years ago and she has done lots of porn too since as well as escorting.

Totally agree that a girl should leave her personal problems at the door and not drag the customer into it.

[Pdubz]

Phoned her this evening about a potential meet when shes in London, two things put me off

1. She answered the phone whilst she was in a booking
2. She seemed rude and abrupt the second time

[d00fer]

Phoned her this evening about a potential meet when shes in London, two things put me off

1. She answered the phone whilst she was in a booking
2. She seemed rude and abrupt the second time

You shouldn't have wasted your time phoning her.

[Pdubz]

True ive always been a fan of jessica jensen but now the doubts have been answered

avoid!

[tc]

If Jessica is not worth the effort, anyone know of any other suitable, good looking, young things in Gillingham and surrounding area. Has to be close as I'll be using my lunch hour to arrange a half hour incall.

Cheers

[slow and low]

I saw her last year in Euston before I joined this forum. She was absolutely shite, uninterested and a complete waste of time, it's a punt I regret as I could have seen another girl who I had seen before. AVOID.

[d00fer]

If Jessica is not worth the effort, anyone know of any other suitable, good looking, young things in Gillingham and surrounding area. Has to be close as I'll be using my lunch hour to arrange a half hour incall.

Cheers

Maybe better posting this question on the relevant regional board than this very old review

[brill]

i saw her outside a night club in central London.. drunk and high out her face crying as she got kicked out... so would never see her if thats how she acts in public

[Mendra]

Met her twice last year last and year before twice in total. Pretty face, got the pornstar looks, awesome tits, tiny slim frame. Don't know why I went back the second time, just thought the exp might be better. She started with "oh, did you see a big guy outside... That's my security." There was no one outside. Exchanged the paper, then she kept looking for something. Kept asking me if I want do this or that. Started the game then she kept putting her hands close so didn't get full entry. Talk dirty but so fake. Annoyingly she kept reaching out for her phone. Finished gladly. No FK, can't remember if OWO. Usually my mipples are sensitive crap.

Second time was worse, thinking she was in a bad mood the first time. I arrive (both times at the place close to Aldgate station) there was a problem meter shagging her I could her her screaming "f**k me pls daddy" I knocked twice, she went quiet. I walk away for a few mins and let the Punter fly out. When she opened the door she started saying "do you have a booking?" She didn't seem composed, acting MF strange. I left immediately.... Never to go back. IMO avoid!

[Jerboa]

Met her twice last year last and year before twice in total. Pretty face, got the pornstar looks, awesome tits, tiny slim frame. Don't know why I went back the second time, just thought the exp might be better. She started with "oh, did you see a big guy outside... That's my security." There was no one outside. Exchanged the paper, then she kept looking for something. Kept asking me if I want do this or that. Started the game then she kept putting her hands close so didn't get full entry. Talk dirty but so fake. Annoyingly she kept reaching out for her phone. Finished gladly. No FK, can't remember if OWO. Usually my mipples are sensitive crap.

Second time was worse, thinking she was in a bad mood the first time. I arrive (both times at the place close to Aldgate station) there was a problem meter shagging her I could her her screaming "f**k me pls daddy" I knocked twice, she went quiet. I walk away for a few mins and let the Punter fly out. When she opened the door she started saying "do you have a booking?" She didn't seem composed, acting MF strange. I left immediately.... Never to go back. IMO avoid!

Ok why not write your own review?

[negzi87]

I met with Jessica earlier this year. I have to say it also wasn't the best experience I've had. The communication upto the meet was good. When I arrived she answered the door in some boring looking tracksuit. Most girls I've seen are either naked or in sexy underware. Anyway, the paperwork was sorted out, then she picked up her phone and seemed more interested in that than me! She's then stripped off like she was getting changed for bed. Her body is amazing, I will say that. Huge natural tits, a slim figure, nice ass and a shaved pussy. She told me I couldn't have OWO as she'd just had some dental work done. So on went the mac. I felt and saucked her tits but she said my hands where cold and to be careful. I ended up comming in her doggy and then left after some awkward chat, while she was on her phone again. Not the best punt I've had, very disappointed as I'd seen her in lots of movies where she was looking great. I'd say her heart isn't in it!

[Jerboa]

I met with Jessica earlier this year. I have to say it also wasn't the best experience I've had. The communication upto the meet was good. When I arrived she answered the door in some boring looking tracksuit. Most girls I've seen are either naked or in sexy underware. Anyway, the paperwork was sorted out, then she picked up her phone and seemed more interested in that than me! She's then stripped off like she was getting changed for bed. Her body is amazing, I will say that. Huge natural tits, a slim figure, nice ass and a shaved pussy. She told me I couldn't have OWO as she'd just had some dental work done. So on went the mac. I felt and saucked her tits but she said my hands where cold and to be careful. I ended up comming in her doggy and then left after some awkward chat, while she was on her phone again. Not the best punt I've had, very disappointed as I'd seen her in lots of movies where she was looking great. I'd say her heart isn't in it!

Ok then why not post your own review of her?

[Setodger]

I met with Jessica earlier this year. I have to say it also wasn't the best experience I've had. The communication upto the meet was good. When I arrived she answered the door in some boring looking tracksuit. Most girls I've seen are either naked or in sexy underware. Anyway, the paperwork was sorted out, then she picked up her phone and seemed more interested in that than me! She's then stripped off like she was getting changed for bed. Her body is amazing, I will say that. Huge natural tits, a slim figure, nice ass and a shaved pussy. She told me I couldn't have OWO as she'd just had some dental work done. So on went the mac. I felt and saucked her tits but she said my hands where cold and to be careful. I ended up comming in her doggy and then left after some awkward chat, while she was on her phone again. Not the best punt I've had, very disappointed as I'd seen her in lots of movies where she was looking great. I'd say her heart isn't in it!

Sorry to hear you had a bad time with her, but bloody why didn't you read the reviews first? No point in you agreeing with us after your meet. What did you expect?

[d00fer]

IIT; 3 people that saw Jessica Jensen before they joined UKP and all had shit punts with her. Shame this and Setodger's reviews didn't help them out and more reviews haven't been added from those that have seen her.

[Rockhard]

I've just watched one of her vids on pornhub. While I cracked one off without any probs I won't be rushing to book her.