Miss MKB - Bond Street

[Lordlucan_uk]

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Maxine or Miss MKB is very possibly the prettiest woman currently escorting, as she is even prettier in the flesh than her pictures.  I’d give her a 10/10 for appearance as I love gorgeous blondes with large fake boobs (some of the best I’ve ever seen and 1050cc for those interested).  But even if not into fake boobs I think you’d still like her.

After a little bit of chat we got down to business and I’d say that Maxine is not the wildest girl that you’ll ever meet.  She is definitely more vanilla and if you want to do anything too kinky she’s probably not the girl for you.  Also being petite she is not a girl for taking it hard and deep, especially if you are slightly more endowed than average. 

Whilst I generally like to go a little harder, the sight of her body on top and below more than compensated for that.

She is very much a country girl, not one for partying in London.  But I enjoyed chatting to her and comms to organise the meeting were super simple

At the moment I am focused on meeting all women with breast implants in excess of 1000cc, but i would consider meeting Maxine again and recommend her to anyone who was tempted.

Really love person and incredibly cute

[chr0n0_0]

Isn't she a pornstar? And she is only vanilla... strange. I may visit her, but she looks a little older.

How was she in person?

[webpunter]

At the moment I am focused on meeting all women with breast implants in excess of 1000cc,

Quality reporting 
You certainly are with your last review at 2,500-4,600 cc WTF

[da26]

Thanks for the review. A bit more info would be appreciated…

location, length of meet, cost and services received etc.

Ta

[PilotMan]

Maxine or Miss MKB is very possibly the prettiest woman currently escorting,

Big claim for someone with 3 reviews

[webpunter]

Big claim for someone with 3 reviews

Thats a bit harsh
He's probably a bit pro$$ie struck after his session & subsequently recounting it sharing on here
She is very pretty that's for sure
As for the prettiest beauty is in the eye of the beholder
TBF he did shell out 700 hundred sheets+ on the biggest rack on AW WTF [& i'm not meaning size 20+ munters with udders]
Everyone has got to start somewhere

PS as for 3 reviews you are only this figure short of your double century, chop chop 
May i suggest making the 200th worthy of marking this milestone

[Waterhouse]

Apart from the fact that beauty is in the eye of the beholder (personally, she doesn’t do much for me, what with all that silicone and plastic), where did this meet take place? What did you pay? For how long? What services where requested and delivered? All you’ve really said here is how much you fancied her. 

[webpunter]

Apart from the fact that beauty is in the eye of the beholder (personally, she doesn’t do much for me, what with all that silicone and plastic), where did this meet take place? What did you pay? For how long? What services where requested and delivered? All you’ve really said here is how much you fancied her. 

Good points Sir
As for S&P i lurve it
OTW tastic

[tantraman]

... Maxine or Miss MKB is very possibly the prettiest woman currently escorting, as she is even prettier in the flesh than her pictures.  I’d give her a 10/10 for appearance as I love gorgeous blondes with large fake boobs (some of the best I’ve ever seen and 1050cc for those interested) ...

... I agree about the boobs ...

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[puntingking]

Big claim for someone with 3 reviews

A tad unfair mate.

I tend to wait before posting a review, partly so I can give an honest reflection and one that is not influenced by my mind thinking it was greater than it was. I suspect this sort of thing may have happened here. 

[puntingking]

... I agree about the boobs ...

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I am not a fan of large fake boobs but if the op likes that sort of thing than I am pleased for him 

[puntingking]

Hi Lordlucan_uk 

Thanks for your review of this sp 

[PilotMan]

Thats a bit harsh
He's probably a bit pro$$ie struck after his session & subsequently recounting it sharing on here
She is very pretty that's for sure
As for the prettiest beauty is in the eye of the beholder

I appreciate that this is only his third review, but his other reviews contain plenty of detail. To me this review sounds more like something I'd read on Adultwork, all fluff and no real detail about the services provided.

But we did get told what she doesn't like and isn't good for. No good for kinky stuff, not a party girl, she can't take it hard.

Maybe you're right about being pro$$ie struck, he likes BIG FAKE TITTIES, maybe he was blinded by them.

Some reviewers say she's pretty, as well as plain ...most of which are from five or so years ago.

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Her photos are definitely her however there is a combination of plenty of make-up and possibly some photoshop filters applied to make them look as stunning as they are. The reality was that she met me wearing very little makeup and looking very casual. None of this was bad however it was a surprise given the expectation set by the profile.

Blondie herself was dressed in plain clothes but still looked hot - have to say she didn't have all the gloss and glamour of her profile photos and came across as much more 'next-door' and down-to-earth. 

[Lordlucan_uk]

This forum and some of its responses do make me laugh

If you don’t think she is pretty or the prettiest escort then you are free to disagree, but I find it hilarious that most of the comments to my post are in response to that.

If anyone doubted that many spend their days trawling reviews looking for things to get annoyed about then this thread is proof that it happens.  Only one response is someone asking for more info, everyone else is just complaining that my review isn’t right or they disagree with a comment. 

It’s also laughable that some seem to think that because I ‘only have 3 reviews’ up that I can’t make a subjective comment.  If you think having 100 reviews on here gives you some kind of status then great, I’m genuinely happy for you, but when I look at a review I couldn’t care whether it’s was someone 1st or 300th as it’s simply not relevant to anything

[Lordlucan_uk]

Thanks for the review. A bit more info would be appreciated…

location, length of meet, cost and services received etc.

Ta

I met her at a hotel in London, just off Bond Street.  Was a nice hotel with easy access

I booked for an hour nd she is not a clock watcher.  I paid 300 and whilst some might consider that steep I thought she was good value

As I’ve said she is a little vanilla, but she kisses and is more into sensual than wam by thank you mam.  She does offer owo and cum on her boobs.  Which do make a glorious target

[Lordlucan_uk]

Hi Lordlucan_uk 

Thanks for your review of this sp 

My pleasure

[puntingking]

My pleasure

 

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

Went through trying to get this lady over to mine or always missed her or saw someone else when she was in notts, sadly never successful. She's very expensive now imo, but the review from gbyld87 put me off, she literally admitted to him that she was crap at sucking cock

[PilotMan]

This forum and some of its responses do make me laugh

If you don’t think she is pretty or the prettiest escort then you are free to disagre.

There's a huge difference between saying she is one of the prettiest escorts I have seen, to the "prettiest woman currently escorting".

With comments like that you are opening yourself to being challenged. Unless you have punted the whole of the UK escort market, then you are making stupid claims, the like of which are more suited to the fluff we see in Adultwork reviews.

[webpunter]

I met her at a hotel in London, just off Bond Street.  Was a nice hotel with easy access

I booked for an hour nd she is not a clock watcher.  I paid 300 and whilst some might consider that steep I thought she was good value

As I’ve said she is a little vanilla, but she kisses and is more into sensual than wam by thank you mam.  She does offer owo and cum on her boobs.  Which do make a glorious target

As to what is steep / not is also like prettiness - in the eye of the beholder
Glorious indeed
Yes please

[puntingking]

Keep your reviews coming mate, I for one appreciate them