Massage parlour advice for a newbie

[Frostingthebowl]

Evening all,

Im looking at paying a visit to body and soul in stretford to see either camila or dani some point soon.

I have never been to a massage parlour before and dont want to come across as green incase it puts them off giving me extras.

All that said, could anybody kindly give me advice on the whole process and general etiquette involved.

Thanks all.

[RandomGuy99]

Turn up clean

Have the fee money already counted in a separate pocket so you can produce it immediately. This shows that you've done this before.

When in the room, ask if it's pants on or off and go with the pants off option.

Lie face down with your feet apart to allow them access to your bits.

When lying face down leave your hands to the side and see if they accidentally brush them with their bodies. If they do, then don't move your hands and let them do it.

If they "accidentally" brush your bits then comment about it feeling nice or open your legs a little wider to provide more access.

or after you've stripped off and lie down, position a £20 note between your bum cheeks.

[Frostingthebowl]

Turn up clean

Have the fee money already counted in a separate pocket so you can produce it immediately.

When in the room, ask if it's pants on or off and go with the pants off option.

Lie face down with your feet apart to allow them access to your bits.

When lying face down leave your hands to the side and see if they accidentally brush them with their bodies. If they do, then don't move your hands and let them do it.

If they "accidentally" brush your bits then comment about it feeling nice or open your legs a little wider.

or after you've stripped off and lie down, position a £20 note between your bum cheeks.

Thanks alot for that, much appreciated 👍

The 20 pound note in the arse crack sounds like the perfect ice breaker 🤣

[RandomGuy99]

Thanks alot for that, much appreciated 👍

The 20 pound note in the arse crack sounds like the perfect ice breaker 🤣

General equitte is pay the person on the front desk for th massage. Strip off and ask the pants question. If they say pants off is available then go with it. They then do the massage for about half the time. If they "accidentally" touch your bits then say it feels nice. Just before they ask you to turn over you might get a whisper in your ear asking if you want anything extra. Ask how much and then decline the first price they offer. Offer £10 to £20 lower and be prepared to go up by £10 and confirm what you'll get for the extra. Have some money in your trouser pocket ready to use should they ask for payment upfront. Pay or agree to pay at end and then go with the flow. You can ask for more and they'll ask for more and you an agree or not. If you can't agree on an acceptable price for the extras then say no and give the SP time to think and she may come back with a more acceptable price but be prepared to go up a bit from your original price.

Take your own condom just in case the opportunity arises for more money.

Be respectful and polite at all times and you should get a positive outcome. 

I think they expect a bit of a haggle and it shows that it's not your first rodeo, but don't take the piss with super lower offers.  The SP will start high to see if you'll pay it and see if you know the going price. She might ask what you normally pay for a particular service. Once you've shown interest in extras, the SP will be keen to get some extra money out of you, so is likely to accept a respectable offer.

[Frostingthebowl]

General equitte is pay the person on the front desk for th massage. Strip off and ask the pants question. If they say pants off is available then go with it. They then do the massage for about half the time. If they "accidentally" touch your bits then say it feels nice. Just before they ask you to turn over you might get a whisper in your ear asking if you want anything extra. Ask how much and then decline the first price they offer. Offer £10 to £20 lower and be prepared to go up by £10 and confirm what you'll get for the extra. Have some money in your trouser pocket ready to use should they ask for payment upfront. Pay or agree to pay at end and then go with the flow. You can ask for more and they'll ask for more and you an agree or not. If you can't agree on an acceptable price for the extras then say no and give the SP time to think and she may come back with a more acceptable price but be prepared to go up a bit from your original price.

Take your own condom just in case the opportunity arises for more money.

Be respectful and polite at all times and you should get a positive outcome. 

I think they expect a bit of a haggl but don't take the piss with super lower offers. Once you've shown interest in extras, the SP will be keen to get some extra money out of you, so is likely to accept an respectable offer.

Thanks again. Youve been very helpful 👍

[RandomGuy99]

And watch out for offers of extra extras 10 minutes before the end. They might sound good, but you may pay and then they make you cum a minute later, so you've paid £20 extra thinking you'll get 10 minutes of it, but you only get 30 seconds or 1 minute of it.

Always check the clock in the room on arrival and before you decide to pay for the extras, so you can see how much time you might get of the extra you're about to pay for. If there's not much time left then just politely say no.

[Frostingthebowl]

And watch out for offers of extra extras 10 minutes before the end. They might sound good, but you may pay and then they make you cum a minute later, so you've paid £20 extra thinking you'll get 10 minutes of it, but you only get 30 seconds or 1 minute of it.

Always check the clock in the room on arrival and before you decide to pay for the extras, so you can see how much time you might get of the extra you're about to pay for. If there's not much time left then just politely say no.

I think ive become a veteran already 👍👍

[sandy2000]

If they ask have you been before, say “ yes, a while ago “

If they question that, tell them your mate Neil is a regular. My mate Neil has been to every massage parlour that I’ve been to.

Disclaimer, I don’t have a mate called Neil 🤣

It just allows them to be a bit more open with extras rather than worrying that you may only want a legit service.

[Frostingthebowl]

If they ask have you been before, say “ yes, a while ago “

If they question that, tell them your mate Neil is a regular. My mate Neil has been to every massage parlour that I’ve been to.

Disclaimer, I don’t have a mate called Neil 🤣

It just allows them to be a bit more open with extras rather than worrying that you may only want a legit service.

Cheers for that, was thinking of pulling the "a while ago" card myself 👍

Neil must know everybody, apparently every punter is friends with him 🤣

[scutty brown]

Make sure clean means really clean, i.e. get rid of the cheese under your foreskin, and make sure your ass crack and ring piece are clean and free of shit. If you have a crap before you go, wash your ass, don't just wipe

[RandomGuy99]

Make sure clean means really clean, i.e. get rid of the cheese under your foreskin, and make sure your ass crack and ring piece are clean and free of shit. If you have a crap before you go, wash your ass, don't just wipe

Cos cleaniness is next to Godliness plus the woman giving you a massage may just start rimming you, like one did to me and I only went in cos I had a sore hip.

[Frostingthebowl]

Make sure clean means really clean, i.e. get rid of the cheese under your foreskin, and make sure your ass crack and ring piece are clean and free of shit. If you have a crap before you go, wash your ass, don't just wipe

This is a no brainer for me and standard for any punt, cheers 👍

[Bustydusty]

General equitte is pay the person on the front desk for th massage. Strip off and ask the pants question. If they say pants off is available then go with it. They then do the massage for about half the time. If they "accidentally" touch your bits then say it feels nice. Just before they ask you to turn over you might get a whisper in your ear asking if you want anything extra. Ask how much and then decline the first price they offer. Offer £10 to £20 lower and be prepared to go up by £10 and confirm what you'll get for the extra. Have some money in your trouser pocket ready to use should they ask for payment upfront. Pay or agree to pay at end and then go with the flow. You can ask for more and they'll ask for more and you an agree or not. If you can't agree on an acceptable price for the extras then say no and give the SP time to think and she may come back with a more acceptable price but be prepared to go up a bit from your original price.

Take your own condom just in case the opportunity arises for more money.

Be respectful and polite at all times and you should get a positive outcome. 

I think they expect a bit of a haggle and it shows that it's not your first rodeo, but don't take the piss with super lower offers.  The SP will start high to see if you'll pay it and see if you know the going price. She might ask what you normally pay for a particular service. Once you've shown interest in extras, the SP will be keen to get some extra money out of you, so is likely to accept a respectable offer.

I wouldn’t dream of wasting half my time with a massage but tbf I haven’t been there
Depends whether you actually want a massage or sex
For sex you’re better off going to somewhere like roses temptations La maison where it’s just straight into it

[RandomGuy99]

I wouldn’t dream of wasting half my time with a massage but tbf I haven’t been there
Depends whether you actually want a massage or sex
For sex you’re better off going to somewhere like roses temptations La maison where it’s just straight into it

I think some like the game of what the SP will do. They all seem to like doing a bit of a massage. I've never tried walking in and immediately asking what extras they do. Maybe that's the way to play it?

[Vanbarn]

There's a 2 bed room there, come along with me and we'll have a girl each 😂😂

[Frostingthebowl]

There's a 2 bed room there, come along with me and we'll have a girl each 😂😂

An apprenticeship sounds good 👍🤣

[SmoothieNeil]

If a shower is available then use it.

Shows respect to the lady and means you can have a good clean of your tackle and arse.

I only go to places with showers available.

[scouting]

Higher up in the thread someone suggested asking pants on or pants off. I don't ask the question, I take them off immediately and even stand chatting whilst naked before getting on the table. Just sends the message. If it's somewhere I've been before, even if it's a new girl, I hand them their £20 tip before I start undressing.

[Snagbadjer]

I've never been to a proper massage place.

I did take up an offer from a Polish chick back in the day to have a massage at her house off Lincoln High St and she tugged me off while her boyfriend was in the next room playing computer games.

[Frostingthebowl]

I've never been to a proper massage place.

I did take up an offer from a Polish chick back in the day to have a massage at her house off Lincoln High St and she tugged me off while her boyfriend was in the next room playing computer games.

How did that offer come about lol?

[Snagbadjer]

How did that offer come about lol?

I was working on a production line with her and she told me she did "medical" massages on her days off and would do one for me for £20. I was a bit shy in those days but went round. She said her BF would be in the next room (I assume for safety?) but it put me on the defensive. Massage was crap but the rest of it was memorable lol.

[Frostingthebowl]

I was working on a production line with her and she told me she did "medical" massages on her days off and would do one for me for £20. I was a bit shy in those days but went round. She said her BF would be in the next room (I assume for safety?) but it put me on the defensive. Massage was crap but the rest of it was memorable lol.

Ha! Nice one!

[Frostingthebowl]

Thanks all for the advice 

[RandomGuy99]

Thanks all for the advice 

Have you given it a go?

[Frostingthebowl]

Have you given it a go?

Not yet, the availability of the girls i want dont marry up with mine at the moment. Will get it done within a week or so.

[Morefun]

There's a 2 bed room there, come along with me and we'll have a girl each 😂😂

Sounds a fun thing to try😇😇

[KeenPunter]

Evening all,

Im looking at paying a visit to body and soul in stretford to see either camila or dani some point soon.

I have never been to a massage parlour before and dont want to come across as green incase it puts them off giving me extras.

All that said, could anybody kindly give me advice on the whole process and general etiquette involved.

Thanks all.

Did you see Dani or Camilla in the end? Seen Camilla but wondering about Dani, can only see ine review anywhere

[RandomGuy99]

Often they give you a bottle of water at the end and sometimes you even get sweets.  A wank and sweets. What more does a man need?

[KeenPunter]

Often they give you a bottle of water at the end and sometimes you even get sweets.  A wank and sweets. What more does a man need?

Thanks for the pointless post

[RandomGuy99]

Thanks for the pointless post

Anytime 

[Frostingthebowl]

Did you see Dani or Camilla in the end? Seen Camilla but wondering about Dani, can only see ine review anywhere

No i havent yet sorry.

Im having a breather for a bit while i have had a few expensive months under my belt, but ill be back in a couple of months so ill give a massage with one of those two a go. Its just getting time off when theyre working thats also a trouble for me but ill work something out.

Genuinely appreciate all the advice given here though and this thread should prove valuable to other massage newbies 👍

[Frostingthebowl]

Often they give you a bottle of water at the end and sometimes you even get sweets.  A wank and sweets. What more does a man need?

I got a lolly pop off an escort in prague once, felt like i had been to the dentist.

[RandomGuy99]

I got a lolly pop off an escort in prague once, felt like i had been to the dentist.

Probably more discreet than a "I've been shagged" sticker on your coat.

[Thephoenix]

I got a lolly pop off an escort in prague once, felt like i had been to the dentist.

You could get far worse!!!!