Oddest thing a SP has asked you to do.

[Punterperson1971]

I have also had this request and was happy to oblige !!!

Has a few
I had my regulars hubby  turn up and he asked to watch while I fucked her she’s was calling him all the names under the sun as I fucked her in doggy and he loved it

[LLPunting]

Help to measure width of TV for her media wall to make sure it would look not look too small against the width of the fire to go underneath.

A euphemism surely?

[mh]

Take her up the cash and carry, sadly not a euphemism.

I had an account there and you needed a referrer as one way to get an account. The fact I didn't know her real name was awkward! I met her there, went in and sat with her while she opened the account.

This all stemmed from her saying during a punt how difficult it was to get the small bottles of wine she had on hand for her clients and I said you can buy them in bulk at the C&C and it went from there. I didn't get so much as a thank you kiss, let alone a BJ for the hour I spent helping her, which was a bit of a shame.

[Ivor Hunch]

Look at a radiator as it wouldn’t warm up. I’m no plumber or even very handy but I knew it just needed bleeding. Sorted, and she was so happy.

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[Naughtyboyuk]

Has a few
I had my regulars hubby  turn up and he asked to watch while I fucked her she’s was calling him all the names under the sun as I fucked her in doggy and he loved it

Awesome...I've fucked a few with their husbands but never just had one watch.  That said on a couple of the husbands did sit back and encourage me to fuck the wife before rejoining.

[Munter84]

Nothing really "out there" but I once helped a WG realign a sliding shower door that had come off its rail. Also a girl was complaining that she couldn't figure out how to set the correct time on her watch, so I assisted with that. Good deed for the day, and all that.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

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If you do this make sure the boiler isn't running or is turned off as in some instances it can suck air back into the rad and system not good that..

As you were!..

[bristolnick]

Mine was buy some Muller corners from Tesco. I made small talk saying I was going to Tesco as she said she was running late

[Cum_again]

Gave advice on how she could mask her location online and downloaded and set up a VPN for her as a result.

[Freddie121]

Wash her backside with a towel in a swingers club in Cap d'Agde.

[Steely Dan]

A first time punt with a touring lass.  After the punt I did mention I was going to be in the pub next door and invited her for a glass of wine.  She declined since she had a call with her lawyer.  She texted me to come back about 20 minutes later and to bring a bottle of wine.  I sat with her for about an hour and a half.  I think she lost custody of a kid or something.  But not sure ... we talked about nothing the whole time.  I held her like a brother - nothing sexual during this time.  I just listened to nothing and sat with her until the tears stopped.  Not seen her since.

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

Screenwash

Lift home

Buy  plasters

[MissWolf]

A first time punt with a touring lass.  After the punt I did mention I was going to be in the pub next door and invited her for a glass of wine.  She declined since she had a call with her lawyer.  She texted me to come back about 20 minutes later and to bring a bottle of wine.  I sat with her for about an hour and a half.  I think she lost custody of a kid or something.  But not sure ... we talked about nothing the whole time.  I held her like a brother - nothing sexual during this time.  I just listened to nothing and sat with her until the tears stopped.  Not seen her since.

Sometimes just being there is all someone needs, knowing that and not trying to fill the silence is a skill not many have 

[SharperCarper]

Midway through a BJ, she asked me if I could help her fix her card machine. She is a masseuse with FS available. Safe to say, so she would shut the fuck up and crack back on with the BJ as she is a proper talker this one, I fixed the machine (receipt paper had jammed) and then she cracked back on with it. As a thank you, she took the load in her mouth. I usually have to give her pre warning and then pull out onto her tits.

 

[Darren101]

For a lift somewhere. Not an SP I booked / punted. Just helped her update her website after her web designer went AWOL.

[koshkaj]

Help her complete her EU Settlement so she could stay in the country

[Darren101]

Oh yeah, that same SP  I mentiomed asked if I had a British passport and suggested I could help her girls stay in the country. She was older and seemed to be introducing a few younger girls into the profession. I’m guessing through a fake marriage.  Many years ago.

[folma322]

Once was asked to figure out why she couldn't connect to her mobile router device, She didn't know the password so i just factory reset it. She then made me pancakes which i ate naked and also fed me some Chinese food with chopsticks after the pancakes.

Another food related anecdote, A Chinese SP fed me a kiwi after i had done showering. Not sure why they feel the need to feed me.

[southcoastpunter]

Oh yeah, that same SP  I mentiomed asked if I had a British passport and suggested I could help her girls stay in the country. She was older and seemed to be introducing a few younger girls into the profession. I’m guessing through a fake marriage.  Many years ago.

About 12 years ago, i had a Chinese WG that i had seen a lot of times in 6 months ask me to marry her - and she would sign whatever prenuptial agreement i wanted, would provide regular sex and pay for herself, and after 5 years would pay me £10,000 and either walk away / divorce me if i wanted or stay together.

She was completely serious - but i am sure i wasn't the only one she asked. 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

SCP could have been a good idea, i had some discussions re this with a lady from Hong Kong but the entourage back home that meeded supporting! 

But isnt that always the case the crew back home!. But there are some very nice traits Chinese girls have, they seem to want to look after you!..

[Om]

This made me remember a date I had with an escort who was famous for meeting in a local pub first and slipping her knickers off and putting them in your pocket (anyone remember, she was in central London).
She was a bit mad and a very skinny size 4.
When we got back to her flat and got down to it she asked me to read poetry to her whilst she rode me. Her bed was in a little room and next to a big bookshelf. She handed me the book. My voice went a bit squeaky after a while.
I left scratching my head and chuckling at the so very random nature of the encounter. 

[bristolnick]

Once was asked to figure out why she couldn't connect to her mobile router device, She didn't know the password so i just factory reset it. She then made me pancakes which i ate naked and also fed me some Chinese food with chopsticks after the pancakes.

Another food related anecdote, A Chinese SP fed me a kiwi after i had done showering. Not sure why they feel the need to feed me.

I had an Eastern European on pretty much force feed me Fero Roacher in Bristol once. I just remembered her face for the first time in years but the name is long gone

[sparkus]

I had an Eastern European on pretty much force feed me Fero Roacher in Bristol once. I just remembered her face for the first time in years but the name is long gone

In a similar vein, a Chinese SP used to lavish gifts of weird tea on me. Boxes and boxes of it.

[Arripotter1971]

Not a paid SP but what I thought was a single woman I met on a well known swinging site, after about 2hrs I heard a noise from the corner of the bedroom, I asked her what it was she said she had a confession - she was married and her husband was watching from behind the armchair  I did eventually finish as requested on her chest, and while I was getting dressed he was "Cleaning up"
So I look forward to the escapades that you lot have had 

[rk_1985]

An abroad SP, but fixed her laptop and then phone while she made dinner. Was very thankful after 

[mh]

I had an Eastern European on pretty much force feed me Fero Roacher in Bristol once. I just remembered her face for the first time in years but the name is long gone

You could have sued her, what with the severe nut allergy you suddenly could have remembered having...

[Paulday]

I turned up at a punt with a local lass I’d never seen before and the last client had broken her bed when they were fucking. She asked me to help move the mattress off the base to leave it on the floor.

Once removed it became clear that only a few slats had popped out of their fixings, simple repair, which I did.

She let me have an extra 30 min and let me fuck her arse, which wasn’t on her normal likes list… she was a bit of a nutter to be honest and her profile disappeared shortly after… but I do have fond memories of pounding her arsehole!

[Gynaemyte]

Nothing really "out there" but I once helped a WG realign a sliding shower door that had come off its rail. Also a girl was complaining that she couldn't figure out how to set the correct time on her watch, so I assisted with that. Good deed for the day, and all that.

Did you have to set the watch 10 minutes forward, GMT + prossie?

[ian cognito]

I had an Eastern European on pretty much force feed me Fero Roacher in Bristol once. I just remembered her face for the first time in years but the name is long gone

Could it have been "Natasha of Bristol"?  Lithuaninan girl, dark haired, worked from an apartment in Harbourside.  Pretty enough, had a round face, with some traces of previous acne.

[Munter84]

Did you have to set the watch 10 minutes forward, GMT + prossie?

 

[Awayfromhome23873]

I was once in a hotel nr hemel hempstead and the usual girl I saw was not available so a quick search found a girl nearby.

She was a lovely girl and had a great time. After we finished we lay in the bed for a while and she asked me to send a text for her to explain that her flat was not suitable for a wheelchair

[sparkus]

I was once in a hotel nr hemel hempstead and the usual girl I saw was not available so a quick search found a girl nearby.

She was a lovely girl and had a great time. After we finished we lay in the bed for a while and she asked me to send a text for her to explain that her flat was not suitable for a wheelchair

Flipping this round, I once rocked up to an ebony WG flat for a before work hangover horn mission, only to find a highly disabled former nurse there, who asked me to bathe her in her walk in shower room. I did this, had a wank holding her tits and split.

[myothernameis]

Little Lori from Glasgow was known to ask punters to do various jobs in her house

Cut the grass, painting, clean windows, plumbing, moving furniture, gardening, take electrical items to the dump,

[RandomGuy99]

Little Lori from Glasgow was known to ask punters to do various jobs in her house

Cut the grass, painting, clean windows, plumbing, moving furniture, gardening, take electrical items to the dump,

Box of burnt out massive vibrators

[Mr lovepants]

About 4 years ago or so, a thai lady who could hardly speak a word of English.
She had  some kind of gas meter card hat you had to input on to the meter to get it going.

She didnt have a clue.
Spent about 20 mins sorting it out.
She gave me a few extras for helping her

[Dr Talueng]

I had an Eastern European on pretty much force feed me Fero Roacher in Bristol once. I just remembered her face for the first time in years but the name is long gone

Perhaps she thought you were an Ambassador?

[RandomGuy99]

Come with her to the bathroom at the end of the booking, so that she could wash my cock in the sink 

[The Vicar of Dibley]

In a similar vein, a Chinese SP used to lavish gifts of weird tea on me. Boxes and boxes of it.

I had a similar encounter with a Chinese SP. First she gave me 40 Chinese cigarettes, then 100 cigarettes and lastly 6 pairs of under pants each in its own metal tin. Apparently she got it all on Chinese eBay.

[oldrascal]

This happened many years ago, when my regular punting expeditions were to the massage shops in North London run by the legendary Josie. On several occasions, she asked me to visit rival massage shops, and report my experience back to her. She gave me the money for the basic 30 minute massage, so I only had to pay for my extras. 

[WAP]

Great thread, I’ve had requests for:
Cigarettes & alcohol
Condoms
McDonald’s
Chinese take away
KFC after punt
Cannabis
Pick up /drop off car lifts
Fix broken bed slats
To go clubbing
To meet up again for a (real) date
Marriage for passport (never went back)

[Massagemanmr]

one girl I used to see and got a bit friendly with many moons ago She would have me do a little bit of shopping before I came to her place I always go you know extra special treatment and all that but I always used to resent me I always used to think genuinely sHe's just waiting for me to send a message lol

and then I get sort of small shopping list and it was a shop on my way there so he wasn't like he was out of my way but I always used feel suspicious like she was waiting for me to message her and the shop was only down the road as well LOL thankfully she was a good girl and a good person I didn't feel like she was taken advantage of me more her tardiness.

but hey ho we move on

[Dwayne_Hicks]

SP asked me to buy her a phone charger - I was her first client at 10:30am... she gave me a nice tip in the end

[Darren101]

Great thread, I’ve had requests for:
Cigarettes & alcohol
Condoms
McDonald’s
Chinese take away
KFC after punt
Cannabis
Pick up /drop off car lifts
Fix broken bed slats
To go clubbing
To meet up again for a (real) date
Marriage for passport (never went back)

Bloody hell. You were a bit more than a customer. Weed too, in which case, assuming you smoked the stuff too and knew where to get it. Hope she paid you back or gave you free extras for the sessions!

[alabama1]

Bloody hell. You were a bit more than a customer. Weed too, in which case, assuming you smoked the stuff too and knew where to get it. Hope she paid you back or gave you free extras for the sessions!

These were requests. He didn't say he carried them out 

[Darren101]

Hmmm… true, but must be a regular / regulars if asking for those things so he must have done some of them for them before and already built rapport with the SP. Can’t imagine an SP would ask for such favours on the very first meet as they don’t know you.

[LLPunting]

Hmmm… true, but must be a regular / regulars if asking for those things so he must have done some of them for them before and already built rapport with the SP. Can’t imagine an SP would ask for such favours on the very first meet as they don’t know you.

Not necessarily.  Have had unknowns and barely knowns ask me to get things from local shops before arriving.

[WAP]

Yes mainly unknowns or barely knowns.

[da26]

Hardly odd or bizarre...

Years ago a semi regular asked me to message another SP to see if and where they were working. The two had fallen out over a tour accomodation... didn't bother me asking.

[MissWolf]

Hardly odd or bizarre...

Years ago a semi regular asked me to message another SP to see if and where they were working. The two had fallen out over a tour accomodation... didn't bother me asking.

If they had fallen out did you not think it was a bit odd?

What did she want that information for and why is it of any interest to her?

If the other lady was in a hotel or Airbnb then this regular of yours could have caused her some serious grief.

I'm not saying she would or did but as you only have one side of the story over the falling out, digging that kind of information out for someone is a risk and something that IMO you shouldn't have gotten involved in.

[da26]

This was years ago prior to me joining this place. As said she was a semi reg at the time but in hindsight I probably wouldn't do it again.

From memory they would often tour together and other booked it and the accommodation early and left without the other. The one I knew got me to ask which city the other was working from, nothing more.