Oddest thing a SP has asked you to do.

[nigel4498]

About 11/12 years ago, in the good old days when students were active on AW I had a punt with a pretty little student in Winchester.
Once we arranged she asked me if I could bring her some sandwiches, egg & cress for her and l went for BLT.
It was at her student digs, as you expect place a tip.
She wanted to eat first and asked me when did I last unload, as it was it was over a month, with this she pounced on me, pulled my trousers down and sucked me til I has hard. Then she oddly asked me would I spunk on her egg & cress sandwich. I obliged and to her delight I delivered a healthy load, at every bite she licked her lips and winked.
Needless to say I had an outstanding time with her and saw her quite often until she graduated.

[RandomGuy99]

I once got asked if I had a silicone cock. I had to say no, it was all my own.

[mancsguy1975]

About 11/12 years ago, in the good old days when students were active on AW I had a punt with a pretty little student in Winchester.
Once we arranged she asked me if I could bring her some sandwiches, egg & cress for her and l went for BLT.
It was at her student digs, as you expect place a tip.
She wanted to eat first and asked me when did I last unload, as it was it was over a month, with this she pounced on me, pulled my trousers down and sucked me til I has hard. Then she oddly asked me would I spunk on her egg & cress sandwich. I obliged and to her delight I delivered a healthy load, at every bite she licked her lips and winked.
Needless to say I had an outstanding time with her and saw her quite often until she graduated.

I suppose when on a limited student budget, I guess any free protein to supplement the diet is a welcome thing.  Saves forking out on mayo 

(Glad it wasnt a tuna sandwich 🤢  - the smell would have been offputting in the circumstances 🐟....)

[alabama1]

Parked up near spaghetti junction once, sent the 'just parked up ' text . She replied 'I am ready, number 29. Oh, and can you bring some change for the meter'. I duly did, about £2.00. She never reimbursed me though ! lol

[Dennis T Menace]

I was asked (very politely) to pick up a box of cat food on my way to the meet, the cost was deducted from the fee.

[Punterperson1971]

About 11/12 years ago, in the good old days when students were active on AW I had a punt with a pretty little student in Winchester.
Once we arranged she asked me if I could bring her some sandwiches, egg & cress for her and l went for BLT.
It was at her student digs, as you expect place a tip.
She wanted to eat first and asked me when did I last unload, as it was it was over a month, with this she pounced on me, pulled my trousers down and sucked me til I has hard. Then she oddly asked me would I spunk on her egg & cress sandwich. I obliged and to her delight I delivered a healthy load, at every bite she licked her lips and winked.
Needless to say I had an outstanding time with her and saw her quite often until she graduated.

Only been asked to get fags or condoms

[RandomGuy99]

Fix their computer

[Ghost89]

Look at a radiator as it wouldn’t warm up. I’m no plumber or even very handy but I knew it just needed bleeding. Sorted, and she was so happy.

[Kingfisher69]

I got asked to help carry a wardrobe up the stairs. She gave me a £5 discount.

[Chazz]

I was once asked to help an SP to divorce her husband. English wasn't her first language and she'd been sent an online form to fill in and didn't know where to start. I read out all of the questions and she told me the answers to put in the boxes for her. She bounced from floods of tears one minute to roars of laughter the next. It was an unusual afternoon to say the least.

[Hardman123]

Once got asked to speak to an Uber eats driver who couldn’t find SP premises

[fairyguy]

I have had twice thai SPs ask to “marry” me for residency purposes

[Malvolio]

I've been asked to buy wet wipes and a can of Coke.  Paid with a note and handed over the shrapnel to the WG as part of my fee.

[rickyponting]

Thai regular rang me up and asked me to pick her up from the casino and take her home.

This I did,but not before I'd taken her somewhere quiet on the way back so she could give me a blow job for the taxi fare.

[Makazian]

I got asked to help carry a wardrobe up the stairs. She gave me a £5 discount.

For only a fiver off I’d have told the fat cunt to get up the stairs herself

[RandomGuy99]

Fix a storage heater.

Drain a stuck washing machine, so the SP could get her clothes out.

[pythondan]

Let her cut my hair - she was training as a hairdresser/barber and needed practice.

[the_exile]

Fix a wiper on her car.

[RandomGuy99]

Give her (car) a jump start.

[DastardlyDick]

Witness her signature on her divorce papers.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Witness her signature on her divorce papers.

Bloody hell you could hardely make that one up!..

[mrwhite]

I was once asked to swing by a shop on the way for a tube of fixadent.

[Massage Bloke]

I was once asked to swing by a shop on the way for a tube of fixadent.

LOL... That's another one, you couldn't make up!

[RandomGuy99]

I was once asked to swing by a shop on the way for a tube of fixadent.

Did you refuse as you prefer gums?

[dubs]

I was asked to assemble a pedestal fan that the girl had just got from Argos as it was a hot day.  When I asked for a pozidrive screwdriver she brought me a kitchen knife.


Another asked me to get some condoms while I was already in the local Tesco getting a bottle of Prosecco.  So there I was at the till with 2 items, condoms and prosecco.  The cashier gave me a knowing look 

[Stevelondon]

One my way to a session with a pro dom (oh so long ago). She called to ask if it would be ok for me to swerve a tad and pick her up from the station.
No problem.

The same lass asked me if I’d like to meet her as she wa so coming into town to do some shopping.

I did. A rather pleasant afternoon I remember well.

Couple of years back a lass asked me to pick up wet wipes as I would be parking in the Tesco supermarket.

I knew the maid well at a working flat many moons ago and always popped into the local supermarket to but her grapes as she loved them.

The more I think about it, there’s been quite a few occasions I’ve been asked.
Cigarettes, chocolate etc 

[Colston36]

Did you refuse as you prefer gums?

Actually she wanted her teeth stuck back on.

[Upsndowns79]

Thai regular rang me up and asked me to pick her up from the casino and take her home.

This I did,but not before I'd taken her somewhere quiet on the way back so she could give me a blow job for the taxi fare.

I had a regular who I used to pick up and take to work sometimes and she’d often suck my cock the entire way. Quite a few times we didn’t get her to work but either parked up somewhere to finish off or ended up booking a day room in a hotel.

[Tugboat]

Met an unconventional SP off of tinder when I was in Toronto in 2019. I say unconventional because she didn’t advertise as a SW but mentioned if I gave her $100 CAD she’d suck the soul out of me and drink my cum plus she was so hot.

Her request was that she records the audio of her sucking me off on Snapchat to send to her ex boyfriend - I obliged and inputted some moans and motivational words to the lass to let her know she was doing a good job.

Didn’t ask much about it as it happened pretty quickly but my guess was to make him jealous

[markballoon]

At 3am one asked me to do half her shopping.  I'm at local convenience store looking for Rich tea biscuits.

[RandomGuy99]

At 3am one asked me to do half her shopping.  I'm at local convenience store looking for Rich tea biscuits.

She sounds a bit weird. Nobody should be eating Rich Tea Biscuits.

[quatter11]

Punch her cunt! Roxy at Roses Retreat first time we met a few years ago.

[Tugboat]

Just sprung to my mind but Israeli/Russian Chloe in Southampton asked to drive my car after we fucked… idk why I let her but she came outside of her flat on the main road in soton wearing high heels, a trench coat, and nothing else on underneath it. She drove my car for about 50m until I realised this was her first time driving and she didn’t know what she was doing so made up a lie that I saw a copper and didn’t want to get in trouble for driving without insurance and sacked her off.

[jesterman]

To pop to Sainsbury’s on my way to pick up Hairspray and Condoms.

[King Kenny]

Bloody hell you could hardely make that one up!..

Actually you can. Divorce papers never need witnessing.

[therichardrichard]

Many years ago the first girl I ever went to see was a Romanian - I was new to the whole thing so didn't really know how to be too discerning at that point! Had a good time but was done quite quickly so we where laying on the bed having a chat afterwards. I can't remember exactly what it was she wanted me to do but it was essentially to help her engage in some sort of benefit fraud. I politely declined.

Another time a couple of years ago I went to see an English girl who had just moved into town. Thankfully she'd bought a new bed for the house she was renting but the old mattress was still in the corner of the room. She apoligised but said she was having trouble getting rid of it because she didn't have any transport. I didn't go as far a offering to take it to the tip for her but I told her that the local council would come and collect it if you contacted them. Later on that day she messaged me asking for more details, so I Googled it for her and sent her the link.

Last one - I was on my way to see a girl who I had met before and she asked me to wait and extra half an hour after our arranged time so she could do her "breathing exercises". Fine, I'm sure a girl has to be in the right frame of mind to do this job so whatever she needed to do I was happy to wait. But then she messaged me again saying she was still doing her "breathing" and could I pick up some beers from the off licence?Said I was driving so couldn't have a drink with her to which she replied "not for you, for me!". At this point I'd run out of time to see her anyway so politely excused myself.

[sparkus]

Help out in a Chinese massage shop doing a few hours on reception here and there in exchange for bonking. This didn't really work out as blokes were just put off and trade dropped.

Buy rizzlas on the way for joints, they (it was a duo) were so desperate/lazy they offered me a big discount if I did it.

Pin down the SP and tell her the seeing to was for her own good (her request). Subsequent visits also involved her role play requests, though she claimed she was just responding to what was popular with other clients (I found some of the rape talk a bit gross).

[Jonestown]

1) Drive her to Toys R Us to pick up a bike for her niece and then take her to her sisters place to deliver it.

2) Go with her to IKEA and pick out a new bed for her and her husband.

3) Same girl as 2), hire a van and drive to Canning Town, collect her furniture and drive it back to Harrow (this was the point where I told her to go fuck herself).

4) Girl 3, she will become my mistress with all the advantages that brings, I just had to find and pay for a flat for her and give her a £3k a month allowance. I declined that one too.

[DastardlyDick]

Actually you can. Divorce papers never need witnessing.

This was a few years ago now - I didn't read it properly, but I saw the words "decree nisi" at the top.

[GreyDave]

  Now in my 60`s I am horrified when I think of the few times I was able to and did shag Bareback when I was younger  in the late 70`s early 80`s I was asked to several times and its only when I remember it now 40 years on that I have thought about the risk and the fact I made several donations so to speak. ( I used to be Blonde ).    Now I think about it Im pretty sure they were after a certain type of young bloke to supplygoods. Christ thinking about it scares me now but hey ho that was early 80`s

As an older bloke now recently I have had a few of the Chinese girls Ive enjoyed ask me if I wanted a wife who would do this every day maybe 2 times one said to me ....I replied it would kill me  Oh a few burgers and drinks and sadly I helped a maid speak to a funeral home  Not exactly a mood boosting moment but she told the girl to give me extra time...

[Massage Bloke]

Now in my 60`s I am horrified when I think of the few times I was able to and did shag Bareback when I was younger  in the late 70`s early 80`s I was asked to several times and its only when I remember it now 40 years on that I have thought about the risk and the fact I made several donations so to speak. ( I used to be Blonde ).    Now I think about it Im pretty sure they were after a certain type of young bloke to supplygoods. Christ thinking about it scares me now but hey ho that was early 80`s

As an older bloke now recently I have had a few of the Chinese girls Ive enjoyed ask me if I wanted a wife who would do this every day maybe 2 times one said to me ....I replied it would kill me  Oh a few burgers and drinks and sadly I helped a maid speak to a funeral home  Not exactly a mood boosting moment but she told the girl to give me extra time...

What?   

[mr.bluesky]

Was once asked by a regular lady I used to see to bring some sealant and caulking gun to fix a leaking shower unit and on another occasion to bring a screwdriver to fix a faulty cupboard door in her kitchen.

[Landscape]

Fixed her laptop as it was running slow.

[Haderach]

Get her bike out of the shed because she was scared of spiders

[mr.bluesky]

Get her bike out of the shed because she was scared of spiders

Did she reward you with the " ride of your life " 

[finn5555]

Collect her dry cleaning on route to her apartment 

[KermitLeFroggy]

I once got a text out of the blue on a Friday lunchtime from a regular provider "Can I come and stay with you?". And then "can I bring a friend?". I told them the town that I lived and later picked them up from the train station. For a man living on his own having two very attentive ladies at home for the weekend was really rather nice. I was quite happy when they left though.

[Punterperson1971]

Can you cum over my slaves face
Something different I was like yeah ok

[Hackneylad1]

Help to measure width of TV for her media wall to make sure it would look not look too small against the width of the fire to go underneath.

[Naughtyboyuk]

Can you cum over my slaves face
Something different I was like yeah ok

I have also had this request and was happy to oblige !!!