External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyFirst things first, her profile name is "Sexy Thai Massage" but her profile says "sex in multiple positions" hence why it is on this forum. She is very clearly a full service provider.
Comms were good. Picked 5 or 6 things from her list that I wanted to do and off I went for a 30 min/£80 session
Flat in a fairly small non-descript block, one I haven't visited before. Fairly discreet but there was a bloke standing just inside the doorway staring at his phone for ages so I held off entering until he was gone.
Door opened, and i could see that the girl behind it was very tall with a great figure, but it was very dimly lit. She told me to shush so I presume other SP's were there but I never heard a sound so maybe it was the neighbours she was more worried about. Did appear to be Thai.
One of my instructions was shared shower since this is one of her headline services. The fact that I didn't get this or most of my other requests suggest that she isn't the one answering the messages and her lack of English made this even more obvious given how fluent the phone messenger was.
Because it was so dimly lit I can't even be sure this is the girl on the profile, but the profile indicates a back tattoo and I'm almost certain I did not see one. She did have a great figure though, but the teeth of Shergar.
We started off with what can only be called a perfunctory massage, consisting of some prodding. Nothing erotic about it, made even less so by her ridiculous moans and groans even when we weren't even touching. I then turned over, got 60 seconds of OWO (if that) before she put on the condom and started riding me. Unfortunately her ridiculous moans and going "pa pa pa" all the time took all the eroticism out of the experience, and even more so when she kept bouncing on her knees and moaning "oh oh oh" in some sort of bizarre dancing ritual.
Having failed to cum despite multiple positions, and after rapidly losing the urge, we switched to a hand job where she tried to yank my dick off with a vigorous motion, the type you see when you're trying to create a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together. At this point I just finished myself off with her holding a wipe over my cock to try catch everything.
Out of there after maybe 20-25 mins. It could have been worse though I guess, I could have paid for an hour!
Anyway, utter shit.
