" Louise attractive caring " Ascot

[shed]

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This visit was late last year mid afternoon time. Had an appointment in the area so rang the day before to make arrangements for a one hour massage. Louise was very pleasant on the phone and i was told that a naked massage with HR was £100 for the hour. She confirmed the postcode and that she was in her early seventies. Not a problem for me.

On arrival the house was a typical five bedroom executive pad with a large drive in a secure cul-de-sac. Last place you would expect to go for a massage. Louise is probably a size 6/8 , average attractive for her age and have to say very welcoming. Led into a small bedroom for the massage. Everything was spotless. Offered tea or water as I handed over the cash. Massage was on a bed which I found uncomfortable. Prefer a massage table. De robed and what followed was a really piss poor massage. No technique just light strokes and I regretted being there to such an extent after ten minutes I requested to turn over into my back. She had a decent pair of titties all natural but didn't want them touched as she was sensitive. Usual excuse. Started to stroke my major but I knew it just didn't fancy her whatsoever. So after about 40 minutes I called it a day, sat up asking if I could have a refill if tea. During this time I got dressed and sat in the chair. For the remainder of the time just sat chatting until time was up. She was in no rush but I'd had more than enough. Said pleasantry goodbye and drive back to see my regular. So .....

Facilities and parking 10/10
Appearance 5)10
Service 1/10
HR 0/10... Didn't happen
Value for money 0/10

I knew her age so wasn't expecting a young bunny 🐇 but the whole experience was just crap. My fault I guess. I must try Charmaine next for a granny service who is positively well reviewed

[nobbycars]

I visited her several years ago, before I joined this site, and I fully agree on the report, only while sat drinking tea, she offered me next time full bare-back service for £200.00 and gave me her private home phone number, needless to say, I have not returned.

[advent2016]

I visited an SP in the 90s, Sunningdale same advert or "2xowo" in various local newspapers It was massage and BBBJ/swallow, no sex offered. SP was then late 40s/50s from her chat

[bigden40]

Is this the one whose mum used to give tea and biscuits after your booking was over?

[shed]

Is this the one whose mum used to give tea and biscuits after your booking was over?

Don't know. She gives tea and biscuits so maybe taken over the role

[contentguy]

Don't know. She gives tea and biscuits so maybe taken over the role

I didn’t get offered tea and biscuits when I saw her, but did have a shit time.

[advent2016]

Contemporaneous notes in my punting diary of the time were no shower allowed and no loo paper. Told me her life story

[luckisalady]

I reviewed her a long time ago. All i remember is she was very wrinkly, even back then. Most unattractive.

[nobbycars]

Yes I remember the wrinkles, but aren't they both naturists with a full all over deep tan!!!

[shed]

but aren't they both naturists with a full all over deep tan!!!

Don't understand this. 

[berksboy]

They sunbath naked so a full all over sun tan . Probabaly explains the wrinkles as too much sun is not good for the skin.

[scouting]

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[shed]

They sunbath naked so a full all over sun tan . Probabaly explains the wrinkles as too much sun is not good for the skin.

Who is "they"?

[nobbycars]

Louise and her husband.

[berksboy]

Who is "they"?

 See replay #8

[Mr lovepants]

Saw Louise last week.
Her reviews were hit at miss, thought id take a punt.
She is old, very skinny, saggy skin, big tit's though
Kept on calling my name 'everything ok....' very enoying.
Massage as rubbing me with baby oil.
Did give me a little bit of a BJ.
Tried to walk me off, but complained of her arthritis.
Stripped off, let me play with her pussy...sort of.

Proably Just a slight neutral.
Charmaine is much better.
Jenny in Southampton is.much better

[UKDave51]

70 years old?  even I have limits.

[shed]

70 years old?  even I have limits.

The beauty of punting is that everyone is different 

[contentguy]

70 years old?  even I have limits.

Based on my experience and other intel on here,  she’s in her 80s.

And delivers a proper rubbish service!

[W5ranger]

Had the unfortunate experience of trying her service a few years ago. Even a few years ago she appeared to be well into her 70’s with a body to match. Not my type so it was a negative experience for me.

[Mickeyp]

Saw Louise last week.
Her reviews were hit at miss, thought id take a punt.
She is old, very skinny, saggy skin, big tit's though
Kept on calling my name 'everything ok....' very enoying.
Massage as rubbing me with baby oil.
Did give me a little bit of a BJ.
Tried to walk me off, but complained of her arthritis.
Stripped off, let me play with her pussy...sort of.

Proably Just a slight neutral.
Charmaine is much better.
Jenny in Southampton is.much better

Is Jenny the chinese lady?   Do you have a link to her or Charmaine?

[Mr lovepants]

Jenny is an English Gilf on Adultwork  External Link/Members Only

Charmaine is also an English Gilf links are on here somewhere.

Both are in their 70's

[UKDave51]

Listen, I`ll never have a bash at anyone for their preferences, hell I`m over 70 myself. but I struggle to understand why anyone would pay good money for a wrinkly prune.

The punts I have make me feel younger than I actually am, and that`s good for the general well being.

[scouting]

Is Jenny the chinese lady?   Do you have a link to her or Charmaine?

Charmaine is on the same HE link as posted in the review;

LOVELY, OLDER LADY, 75, offers naturist, intimate, fbsm. Clean, discreet, ground floor flat. Wetroom and easy parking. Very friendly, welcoming and unrushed. Four-hand also available. Northampton, 5 mins from J15A. 07462 534190.

[scouting]

70 years old?  even I have limits.

Listen, I`ll never have a bash at anyone for their preferences, hell I`m over 70 myself. but I struggle to understand why anyone would pay good money for a wrinkly prune.

The punts I have make me feel younger than I actually am, and that`s good for the general well being.

You are coming across as a little judgemental though Dave

[UKDave51]

You are coming across as a little judgemental though Dave

Apologies, I`ll leave this chat.

[RandomGuy99]

What kind of biscuits do you get?

Hobnobs? Tunnock's caramel wafers?

There must be a positive side somewhere.

[nobbycars]

Digestives, and the tea was nice......

[RandomGuy99]

Digestives, and the tea was nice......

Milk chocolate digestives?

[shed]

What kind of biscuits do you get?

Hobnobs? Tunnock's caramel wafers?

There must be a positive side somewhere.

Why don't you visit and find out 

[RandomGuy99]

Why don't you visit and find out 

They'd need to be milk chocolate digestives for me to consider a visit

[houseboot]

They'd need to be milk chocolate digestives for me to consider a visit

Yawn

[Stevelondon]

Why don't you visit and find out 

Now now shed……….. the guys asking a perfectly legitimate question.
By the sound of things the service is absolute crap. But some folk might be tempted if the quality of biscuit is top notch.

After all. The beauty of punting is that we are all different. 

Or so I’ve been told. 🤷🏼

[scouting]

Now now shed……….. the guys asking a perfectly legitimate question.
By the sound of things the service is absolute crap. But some folk might be tempted if the quality of biscuit is top notch.

After all. The beauty of punting is that we are all different. 

Or so I’ve been told. 🤷🏼

Quite right, I prefer a piece of shortbread

[shed]

When I visited she had a plate of good Northern custard creams. Good for dunking in the tea ☕☕

[RandomGuy99]

When I visited she had a plate of good Northern custard creams. Good for dunking in the tea ☕☕

Quality of biscuits: 3/10