External Link/Members OnlyMasseuse: Not the girl advertised (surprise not!) but a Korean woman in her fifties, big saggy tits and a hairy pussy, facially not up to much but hey ho!
Location: The dark and depressing dump that is Bridgeton, an equally dark and depressing tenement building on London Road.
Action: I should have walked when I saw her, but it was raining heavily outside and too be fair the room was pleasingly warm, best get on with it I thought. A crappy massage, followed by some covered oral that was distinctly average, finished by pumping her in the mish position. As I was getting dressed I discovered she was from Pyongyang in North Korea, definitely a first for me!
Conclusion: The dreichest of dreichy punts, even at forty pounds. Best avoided.
£40/30 minutes.
