*Catching up on reviews all from Autumn/Winter 2025 before it gets too far towards the 6 month limit. More or less only started trying new girls from end of last summer, after my regular went abroad for what turned out to be the rest of the year! Three reviews for girls I've seen at HOD.*
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External Link/Members OnlyThis was my first visit to HOD, having done a little research on UKP beforehand so I knew what to expect. I called in the morning when there were a few nice looking girls on the rota for that day, and asked the maid for a recommendation for an enthusiastic kisser. She suggested Ginevra, who I liked the look of on the site, so I booked in for 1h later that day at £160 (the rates increased in December I think?) Comms were very straightforward, maid friendly and helpful. She then sent me a text with the address and directions - 1st floor flat, which is the only one I've been to so far so I don't know how the basement flat compares. Easy 10 min walk from Victoria station.
Arrived at the booking time, buzzed and was let up. Honestly I was a little nervous just standing there in front of the door waiting, I'm sure all the locals know what's up there - that said I got used to it on subsequent visits. Greeted in the flat by an older English woman, same one I spoke to on the phone I'm fairly sure. Was immediately directed to one of the bedrooms (no issues, clean and quite well kept, bed was pretty good - not necessarily what I expected from a brothel!) shortly after which Ginevra walked in. Wow - she is gorgeous! Very pretty in a natural way, lovely figure as it appears in the photos on the website - voluptuous hips and bum for her frame, but not at all busty. Personally I am quite an appreciator of "IBTC" and she was very responsive in that area, but definitely not one for the big boob lovers. Late 20s seems correct. Anyway, I was very happy with how she looked, possibly the naturally prettiest girl I've punted. English is very good. I asked to go for a quick shower, she checked with the maid if it was free and let me in. The shower is... fine. Does the job, clean enough, I've definitely used worse.
Back in the room and dried off, handed over the cash, and got started. It has to be said, she started off VERY shy/reserved - I had to take the lead both physically, which isn't quite my forte usually, and also with chatting. She did eventually loosen up as the session went on but this is something to be aware of as I'm not used to taking the lead to that extent while punting. Got the sense that she is quite new to all this although she may have acclimated since then. Service wise, I can't fault her at all, especially after a while once she has warmed up. She is indeed a very good kisser so props to the maid for her recommendation - HOWEVER, unfortunately her breath was quite noticeably stale, which I found offputting enough to limit how much FK I went for, which is a shame! Maybe I just got unlucky as it was fairly late in the day, I considered asking her to freshen up in the bathroom with some mouthwash but it felt a little mean especially for someone who seemed so nervous and self-conscious already, so I just opted to engage my mouth in other ways - no issues at all anywhere else. Hopefully this was just a one-time thing, as the service was otherwise very good and I left satisfied, finishing once and then a little cuddle before I packed up and left.
It's a low Positive for me, I did consider a Neutral due to how unexpectedly quiet and nervous she was to start with - as well as bad breath which is quite a big deal for me. However, she did make a lot of effort - and very much got into the swing of things by the end - as well as being quite sweet and very pretty and shapely, so I've decided on a Positive. I do feel like a bit of a cunt for pointing out the issue with her breath given that it may have been a one-off, and her hygiene was otherwise great, but it is worth noting IMO. I just hope it's not something that she takes personally if she ends up seeing this. If you're someone who is happy to lead and give direction, and either not fussed about kissing or maybe see her earlier in her shift, it's an easy recommend.
Overall, despite my initial nerves, I have to say I quite like the HOD setup. It's convenient and IMO very good value for the area. Needless to say it's B2B but, y'know, it's a brothel innit. Was happy enough to visit 2 more girls after this and I'm sure I will do so again in future. Summary below:
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When & where: HOD in Pimlico, Autumn 2025.
Paid: £160 for 1 hour (now up to £170/h). No extras requested.
Accurate profile: yes, photos are accurate.
Good value: sure, she is enthusiastic (eventually) fit and very pretty. Probably better value if you prefer a more submissive WG.
Would return: I might, but would want to see a couple of other girls at HOD first. Potential hygiene issue also.
