Given a sizeable lump sum for punting, how would you spend it?

[davesixtseven]

If you had £500 or a grand which you could - if you wanted to - allocate to punting, how would you spend it to get the (obvious phrase klaxon!) best bang per buck?

A couple of punts with normally-out-of-your-budget high-end WGs?
An overnight or two with a regular?
A pick & mix of a swarm of normal priced punts to sample from what's on offer?

And - whatever answer you pick - who would you choose? London and SE suggestions preferred... 

[SOSPunter]

Easy, if my offer of a grand was accepted I'd get an old regular out of retirement for one last session. Best ever, unlikely to be bettered. But I live in hope.

[RandomGuy99]

A number of regular bookings. Overnights just seem expensive and in my case, I would get low bang for the bucks. High end SPs might be good, but I'd only 2 or 3

[runner in the woods]

With my grand , I'd just carry on as normal, never been able to afford a "high end" whore, but I'd up my punts to more often . Without the worry of where the money was coming from or going to. (Household budget being drained)

[Stevelondon]

If the question is. Someone has given you a grand and you can ONLY spend it on punting.

Off the top of my head without giving it too much thought. I’d see one lass I’ve seen before for an hour.
Another lass I’ve only just been corresponding with.
With the money left over I’d see Ellie Rose. Knowing I still had a tenner left over to afford that fuckin expensive Pinot Grigio at the pub just down the street. 

[FiveKnuckles]

Maximum pussy in a 2-3 hour slot for £100-160.  Perhaps a couple of house of poltier or Phoenix parties sessions? 

[RandomGuy99]

Or you could put it in a savings account paying 4.5% 

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Or you could put it in a savings account paying 4.5% 

One Bank even offers 5.5%.. that would be my choice..

Or THAILAND..

[Snipper]

£500 would get me an hour and a half each with two of my favourites.

£1000 would get me a day trip to London with two options.

1. Sample the GFE delights of Cayenne, Glusty, Gayana or Gabriela Ferri.

or

2. Explore the outer parameters of my performance envelope with Lola Wild, Crystal Powers, Leticia Close or Dominique Charre.

[TomTank]

Hmmmm, I've got my eye on doing 2 hours with Mistress Violator and Lyla Rose, but £500 is a lot to spend on one punt.
If that were the condition, £500 on one punt, I'd definitely go for it.

Here's my previous report:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=306364.msg3208177#msg3208177

and their websites:

External Link/Members Only

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[Jonestown]

Not sure if £500 or £1000 lump sums would open up any sustainable new horizons, so I think I might plump for some home visits, something I’ve not done for a long long time.

[mr.bluesky]

Or THAILAND..

I agree, first plane available to Thailand, a few weeks in Pattaya in a reasonable hotel and a different Thai lady every day  ( it would have to be a few weeks as I would need a day's rest between each day of constant shagging  )

[Stevelondon]

I agree, first plane available to Thailand, a few weeks in Pattaya in a reasonable hotel and a different Thai lady every day  ( it would have to be a few weeks as I would need a day's rest between each day of constant shagging  )

‘Constant shagging’

Dream on 😂😂😂

[Stevelondon]

Hmmmm, I've got my eye on doing 2 hours with Mistress Violator and Lyla Rose, but £500 is a lot to spend on one punt.
If that were the condition, £500 on one punt, I'd definitely go for it.

Here's my previous report:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=306364.msg3208177#msg3208177

and their websites:

External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

I do fancy being violated I have to admit.

But bloody Sheffield.

It’s a fuckin long drive 🤷🏼

[GreyDave]

  1000k would get me 16.6 shags with the cheapey ones I see some are Mmm some Ok and a few      yup Soho cheaper but travel and the 10min time rule there is limiting

At 60 quid a go that would last me about 7-8 weeks which was close to on a good month my old spending on WGs before I lost the contract I had  I took out the 25 % tax free from pension and I was enjoying that and work income now the thing is at 64 I am starting to notice if could actually keep this up (forgive metaphor even with the pills) . I was bait and switched on Saturday afternoon but took the chance and really enjoyed the lass ( a thick big clit Brazlian)  however the effect of the double pill dose and full on effort shagging by me for 20mins left me wanting to sleep most of Sunday 

So in breif 16 shags with snacks would do for me over 8 weeks an international mix dominated by Chinese and Brazlian lasses 

[GreyDave]

I agree, first plane available to Thailand, a few weeks in Pattaya in a reasonable hotel and a different Thai lady every day  ( it would have to be a few weeks as I would need a day's rest between each day of constant shagging  )

Years ago I did this only 10 days Royal Palace tour and Golden Budda stuff was how I recovered and slept as a young guy I pushed myself 5 pops one day next day I was just    by the pool in sweating humidity unable to think about it again till next day it was...... great to those of you guys who havent had a 3 girl blow job with them competing to get you to cum its a thing to remember 
Unlike the Lady boy and girl friend that came up to my hotel room I only discoved "it" when the knickers were off .....cost me equal to 50 quid in the early 90s

[TomTank]

I do fancy being violated I have to admit.

But bloody Sheffield.

It’s a fuckin long drive 🤷🏼

90 minutes away from me, so I don't get there as often as I'd like to ... but I'd love to do a double with them again, they look sensational, they dress beautifully in latex / pvc, and the dungeon is amazing .... plus she's really friendly, has a bit of a chat before and after, and absolutely no rush

[Mr Sinister]

If I'm chucking a sizeable wad of cash on pussy outside of punting some of my recent faves on long sessions with filming etc....i'd go down the paid Civvy route whether it was seeking, Instagram or some low level OF girl to do a meet

[koshkaj]

3 hours with ValentinaRosa most likely.

[RandomGuy99]

Give it to me. I'll write reviews.

[Maak]

£80/30 mins punts until its all finished.

[standardpostage]

3 hours with ValentinaRosa most likely.

Isn't he an Italian racing driver 

[koshkaj]

Isn't he an Italian racing driver 

I thought that was ValentinaNappi

[B4bcock]

Isn't he an Italian racing driver 

Perhaps she's a Moto SP.

[Ivor Hunch]

Hmmmm, I've got my eye on doing 2 hours with Mistress Violator and Lyla Rose, but £500 is a lot to spend on one punt.
If that were the condition, £500 on one punt, I'd definitely go for it.

Here's my previous report:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=306364.msg3208177#msg3208177

and their websites:

External Link/Members Only

External Link/Members Only

you certainly wouldn't clock violator as trans from the photos

[Chris1990mcr]

thing with punting is a shag for £1k and a shag for £60 there are never any certainties as to what will be best.

[TomTank]

you certainly wouldn't clock violator as trans from the photos

Nor in real life.
She just looks like a tall beautiful blonde.
Same with Lyla.

[mancsguy1975]

Is this a potential concept for a ukpunting lotto ?!

[davesixtseven]

Is this a potential concept for a ukpunting lotto ?!

YES

• Obligatory review required within a week.
• Requires punter to have done a minimum of N reviews in last.. year?
• What else?

There must be so many ways to make it interesting...

[Thephoenix]

thing with punting is a shag for £1k and a shag for £60 there are never any certainties as to what will be best.

.... except for £60 you get 16 goes to find a good'n. 

[advent2016]

If you had £500 or a grand which you could - if you wanted to - allocate to punting, how would you spend it to get the (obvious phrase klaxon!) best bang per buck?

A couple of punts with normally-out-of-your-budget high-end WGs?
An overnight or two with a regular?
A pick & mix of a swarm of normal priced punts to sample from what's on offer?

And - whatever answer you pick - who would you choose? London and SE suggestions preferred... 

I already allocate about £800 a month (£200 a week) (£9200 a year inc holidays) for punting and what I don't spend accrues, so often I have say £3000 for a punt.

You could save and  to your £500 and look at Diva's to get a proper model like provider. Alternatively get ten fifty quid BJs from the other end of the scale.

[alabama1]

Isn't he an Italian racing driver 

Motorcycle rider actually 

[Fookmefooku]

Motorcycle rider actually 

Not anymore. He's a BMW GT racer now.

[loner]

Ill probably split it into 1 mega expensive punt in a price range I don't go for like £400+ an hour type punt. And then the rest to use a few times on a regular.

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Trip abroad Hong Kong

[JustaPunter]

I don’t consider £500 or a Grand to be enough money to do anything I haven’t already done.

However

If I won EuroMillions I would retire a favourite Regular and put her up in a Flat as a Sugar Baby.

We live in hope😂😂😂

I reckon if I won £40 Million I could have it spent in 5 years.

But what a 5 years it would be.

After all you can’t take it with you

[Prince]

Fly to south america

[McSwell]

When you say sizeable amount of money  I was thinking more of fantasy punt

My fantasy punt, I'd rent a villa somewhere hot and fly in 3 or 4 girls for a long weekend 😀

Guess that would be £10k to £15k 😢 never going to happen  though, but its a nice thought

[Cheltclient]

I’ve won around £1,000 a few times from betting on the football (don’t do it anymore). When that’s happened, I initially thought ‘fuck, four or five great bookings’ but life considerations quickly take over and I had one booking and the rest went on less interesting things.

I often have a fantasy about a really big win. Lottery style. And in that fantasy and when money is no object, I dream of booking ten of the hottest escorts, booking a whole elaborate suite, and paying them silly money for an entire evening and perhaps so much more they all agree to change partners without changing the condom so I can just fuck pussy to pussy like a porn star (hey, it’s a fantasy after all). They would also agree that I could film whatever I want. All would be happy with lesbian sex. And it would just be a crazy, sexy, dirty evening of decadence. With silly money, would do it like a shot.

Sometimes, the fantasy then becomes a trip to America and booking pornstars for a ‘porn shoot’ (I would be the director so it’s just sex with me filming when I want) and jumping through the tests and classifications so it can all be unprotected (and safe - again we are talking pure fantasy). I wonder who I’d pick as part of this fantasy. Maybe Mia Malkova. Jill Kassidy. Krissy Lynn. Aidra Fox. Eva Lovia. Bailey Bae. Tori Black. Asia Akira. Lexi Belle. Abella Danger. And as I enjoy a TS - Daisy Taylor. Gosh, might need to be a Euro lottery win! I’m already at eleven!!

Of course it’s just fantasy. I’d prob never have the stamina and it would kill me. But what a way to go.

[paul_2407]

I’ve won around £1,000 a few times from betting on the football (don’t do it anymore). When that’s happened, I initially thought ‘fuck, four or five great bookings’ but life considerations quickly take over and I had one booking and the rest went on less interesting things.

I often have a fantasy about a really big win. Lottery style. And in that fantasy and when money is no object, I dream of booking ten of the hottest escorts, booking a whole elaborate suite, and paying them silly money for an entire evening and perhaps so much more they all agree to change partners without changing the condom so I can just fuck pussy to pussy like a porn star (hey, it’s a fantasy after all). They would also agree that I could film whatever I want. All would be happy with lesbian sex. And it would just be a crazy, sexy, dirty evening of decadence. With silly money, would do it like a shot.

Sometimes, the fantasy then becomes a trip to America and booking pornstars for a ‘porn shoot’ (I would be the director so it’s just sex with me filming when I want) and jumping through the tests and classifications so it can all be unprotected (and safe - again we are talking pure fantasy). I wonder who I’d pick as part of this fantasy. Maybe Mia Malkova. Jill Kassidy. Krissy Lynn. Aidra Fox. Eva Lovia. Bailey Bae. Tori Black. Asia Akira. Lexi Belle. Abella Danger. And as I enjoy a TS - Daisy Taylor. Gosh, might need to be a Euro lottery win! I’m already at eleven!!

Of course it’s just fantasy. I’d prob never have the stamina and it would kill me. But what a way to go.

Better get back on the betting with dreams like those!

[Punting2022]

If 1k. Id see two diva girls. 1 hour.
Then go alicante. 1 hour is 100 euros up there

[Camtucker19971]

Or you could put it in a savings account paying 4.5% 

Sorry, but this comment made me laugh 🤣😂

Not a bad idea, have some saving built up in a saving account paying high interest and use the intrest money on punt 🤣

[Rock123]

With a grand, I'd just book an overnight in a hotel somewhere and shag all night long 

[koshkaj]

Sorry, but this comment made me laugh 🤣😂

Not a bad idea, have some saving built up in a saving account paying high interest and use the intrest money on punt 🤣

i was thinking about this. made a few bob in interest from an ISA over the last year and am considering blowing it on 2 hours with Valentina Rosa.

[Cheltclient]

Better get back on the betting with dreams like those!

Ha ha I know right. Oh it’s pure fantasy.

I think with a good windfall, a more realistic overnight foursome would be cool. But doubt I’ll ever be flush enough to justify it.

[Camtucker19971]

i was thinking about this. made a few bob in interest from an ISA over the last year and am considering blowing it on 2 hours with Valentina Rosa.

Not a bad idea, some isa pay out monthly interest, so if you got a decent pot and keep saving every year and transferring in an isa to keep your balance and get new allowances,you could soon get £150+ a month free to spend

[Punting2022]

Not a bad idea, some isa pay out monthly interest, so if you got a decent pot and keep saving every year and transferring in an isa to keep your balance and get new allowances,you could soon get £150+ a month free to spend

yes saves rachel theives from taking it too if you spend

[nbarnes]

Let's call it a grand...

I'd go to Berlin/Germany for the BDSM studios to have a couple of 2 hr sessions with their professional subs/slavegirls.

I've had loads of sessions with dommes and it's my turn to be in charge for once!

I have been with a few pro subgirls / spankees / slavegirls in the UK, and while it is AWESOME fun, hot ones are rarer than the proverbial rocking horse excrement - ideally you need to meet a civvie who is in to it...

Failing the above - I think a week's punting / shagging trip in Thailand might be good - would be over a grand with the flights though.

[TomTank]

Let's call it a grand...

I'd go to Berlin/Germany for the BDSM studios to have a couple of 2 hr sessions with their professional subs/slavegirls.

I've had loads of sessions with dommes and it's my turn to be in charge for once!

I have been with a few pro subgirls / spankees / slavegirls in the UK, and while it is AWESOME fun, hot ones are rarer than the proverbial rocking horse excrement - ideally you need to meet a civvie who is in to it...

Failing the above - I think a week's punting / shagging trip in Thailand might be good - would be over a grand with the flights though.

nbarnes, if you have any advice on Berlin, particularly dommes and dungeons, please can you ping it on this thread:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=453940.new#new

[WelshClipper]

Hang out in London and see every top notch SP I can find 

…or maybe just hang out and wait for Michelle Independant