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External Link/Members OnlyDate - 28/01/2026
Girl - Middle age Hungarian, Accurate to the photos, put on a little bit of weight compared to the photos but all at the right places, large breast as the name suggest. The photos don't do justice. She is a lot fair in person. And those boobs are something else.
Location - 15 minutes walk from East ham and 20 mins from barking station.
Services offered via text and whatsapp:
Sex with condom
Blow job without condom
B2B massage
Relax massage
Pussy licking
15min £40
30min £60
60min £80
Room - Large spacious room with a queen size bed combined with the kitchen.
Action : Had an Ick to suck some large melons hence contacted Lana. Once I reached to the given postcode I was given detailed instruction of the flat. Reached and knocked, was let it by Lana who was wearing a tight night gown stuck completely with her large body. Initial plan was a quick P&D (15min £40) but seeing her up close and personal I decided to go for 1 hours £80. As she looks very cute and bulky in person. Honestly, those photos don't do justice. As soon as I was let in there was someone else in the flat as well, maybe a maid. I went inside the room and decided for the 1 hour booking and handed over the cast. Immediately she handed over a clean towel and was asked to take a shower even thought it was 12.00 and I already had a bath at home. No issues, quickly cleaned my self and came back.
As soon as I came back she asked me to lie down, removed the gown. Completely nude with those huge bazonka zonk. Immediately she started insisting on a bj, to which I declined stating I am here for 2 large mission objectives. I sucked them for a while with her standing (in-between she went outside the room to answer I don't know the maid maybe and came back)and then made her lie on the bed and sucked them more. Tried going down on her but there was a strange odour hence opted out, no fingering allowed.
Then I layed down and all of a sudden she tore a condom and was trying to put before bj. I quickly reminded her about the OWO included in the price, to which she was hesitant at first and later said ok ok. but then she started complaining like it is not clean and making excuses even thought my dick has gone through a rigorous cleaning process twice in last couple of hours. I explain very calmly that I have done cleaning this tool twice, she even cleaned again using wet wipes. while I was explaining all of this she got a bit agitated and started raising her voice like ok ok muttering something in her language. but after a few wipes she then gave a decent OWO till I was hard and quickly put on the condom. I insisted on doggy, surprisingly her pussy is tight. finished on same position after a while.
This led to a very strange unusual and wasteful massage where in she put god knows some kind of liquid on my back and rubbed it till it disappear. No actual effort (off course it is asking a lot for the price range). while all of this she is still using her phone for checking something ordering food and what not.
And in a while she started gathering for round 2, to which I said maybe give me few minutes and played with them boobs while having small talks. took another shower and back
Again I had to remind her about the OWO while starting, this time she took her time with BJ as it took a time for me to get it hard. down goes the rubber and this time missionary for obvious reason and a bit of doggy. But It was of no point as I had lost internet and all I could think was to leave.
So got a handjob while I played with her boobs which were the highlight of the meet. finished in the bag. Quickly dressed up and was out in about 55 mins.
The only reason this is neutral is because she made unnecessary issue for OWO, like not clean and all. If she would have just declined would be fine. Also getting defensive while confronting and using phone as well.
The best VFM would be 15min £40 if someone is in the area.
Honestly I may not return.
She is here for 15 more days and then goes Hungary for a month or so and will be back.
