Chiang Mai – and a question about Bangkok

[Dead Wood]

Hello folks. 

I’m in the LOS with family – which is a minor tragedy from a punting perspective. 

I was in Chiang Mai for a few days last week. The old city is stuffed to the gills with massage provision, most of which must surely offer happy endings, but that’s not what I was looking for.  I managed to sneak off to this place, which on the website offers a selection of nubile young things, who looked right up my street.  (From the name and the website aesthetic, I would say it looks like it is aimed at the Japanese punter - Chaing Mai is full of Japanese)

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It’s a discreet frontage, close to the river.  You walk in, sit on a sofa, and there is a small, raised area where the girls do the ‘fly past’.  I’d popped in the previous day, and was told just to ‘walk up’, so that is what I did.  As I did, a gorgeous little spinner who looked 21 was heading off upstairs with one of our SE Asian cousins – and the only girl left was Amo. Nice enough, but a bit like those Farnborough/ Bracknell Thais that I have spent the last few years shagging – could be 25 could be 35.  She was OK looking, just not really what I was after.

Nuru is their thing – this involves a large blow up ‘bed’ in the shower, then ten mins of entirely unerotic, rather cold and wet, sliding about. This is also clearly not my thing.  We then sucked and shagged, which was just OK.  She didn’t have any of the moves which could have made this work for me.  We had a nice ‘Google Translate’ chat after.  2500 Baht for the hour.  Pricey.

My question for the UKP 'hive mind' is this:

I’ve got a couple of nights in Bangkok next week, staying near the river – just north of the Royal palace.  The flesh pots of Sukhumvit and Patpong - which I know from previous visits - are just a little bit too far away for a punt, even on the back of a Grab bike.  My ‘windows of opportunity’ will be short in duration. 

I’m after a straightforward brothel – or a massage place which generally offers FS behind closed doors.  Any suggestions?  Anything on or around the Khosan Road, perhaps?

 

[Fatman]

I have fond memory’s of sneaking off…
So I had a 8 hour stop off in Khosan Road as I needed to head of to the islands via the backpackers cheep bus, had some dinner and was heading back to my hovel (£10) room. Spotted a massage place top end of the street bottom end is river temple police station. As you get to the top end of the famous street it’s across the road.
Had FS with a nice lass but it’s a start..
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[Dead Wood]

Cheers Fatman.  It does appear to be slim pickings in this part of the city.  I assumed I could throw a stick anywhere in Bangkok and hit some P4P, but clearly not.

I shall keep looking.

 

[Sigma]

The issue is Khao San road is a pretty touristy backpacker area, i think the best you might find is an overpriced hand job. If time is an issue rather than look for a full on punt you may be better off taking a grab bike for 20 mins to Nana or Asoke and just going into a BJ bar.

[Dead Wood]

Khao san road - christ, what a shit hole.  Tawdry, boring, noisy. 

As soon as I hit Bangkok I came down with serious travel flu, so I was 'hors de combat' with regard to punting. 

I did stagger out one night, and got to the Patpong area of the city.  I walked down Thaniya Road, which runs parallel to Patpong.  Dozens of gorgeous young woman were sitting outside a couple of establishments on one side of the road.  The internet suggests Japanese hostess type bars?  Anyway, I was well impressed with the quality.

 

[southcoastpunter]

Khao san road - christ, what a shit hole.  Tawdry, boring, noisy. 

I did stagger out one night, and got to the Patpong area of the city.  I walked down Thaniya Road, which runs parallel to Patpong.  Dozens of gorgeous young woman were sitting outside a couple of establishments on one side of the road.  The internet suggests Japanese hostess type bars?  Anyway, I was well impressed with the quality.

i wouldn't describe Khaosan Road as "a shit hole, Tawdry or boring" Noisy? yes. Its a vibrant youngsters / backpackers area of the city. I stayed in a hotel on the Khaosan Road and remmber a couple of massages places along the road (or there was 2 years ago) where i got offered extras but didn't participate as i was with a lady.

I haven't been to the Patpong area as I though that (and especially since covid)  it was a big "ladyboy" area. is this is not so?

[Sigma]

I haven't been to the Patpong area as I though that (and especially since covid)  it was a big "ladyboy" area. is this is not so?

Patpong has a very large gay scene rather than ladyboys, but it also has a good amount of girl bars and gogo's, along with a fair few fetish oriented establishments.