WG- JHENE_KIM meet took place in January
External Link/Members OnlyLooks- where do I begin with this... so there have been 2 recent reviews and I guess UKP shows the difference in our perceptions. Not knocking the other gents but the lady is not 30yo. My guess is late 30's or beyond. The pics are dated. Very large artificial lips, she claims they are natural (!?). Her body is good though, the arse is not as phat as it appears. Strong Dutch accent if anyone is into that. We couldn’t understand each other sometimes. Nice big tits though, medium to firm hardness. She encouraged me to squeeze them. Chunky legs, a slight tyre around the midriff but she does have a good body.
Comms- I think she handles messages as I received fast but instant replies for a short notice booking. I don’t know if business is slow or not but I got what I was looking for. I believe she has a stream of regulars.
Fee- £180 for 1hr
Extras- OWO for £30, COB for £20
Location- 5mins walk from Euston Station in an alleyway. Code given and up a trashy staircase. I was made to wait a minute or two inside. Very awkward.
The Action- In I go and Kim is very polite, I am cracking jokes and we are both chatting away. Her room is tiny and cramped. I bumped my back and legs everywhere. Requested a quick shower and declined her offer of a drink. The room is toasty and I was made to wait for her return. She insisted on providing water. Then spent some time lighting candles. The room was very dim. What I did notice almost immediately was her breath kicked... I didn’t fancy her facially as she looked a little older than expected and her face was a little rounder. Not bad looking at all, but Jesus the smell

.We chat away (at a safer distance for me lol) and eventually I get her to perform covered oral. This is good, deep and performed with gusto. Near nose to belly. I complimented her and we joked about some more. She nearly puked and her eyes were watering. For some reason we had intermissions and she wanted me to take a break. She seemed to be recovering from an accident as she was very slow to move. I was thinking wtf is going on.
Anyway I persist as we seem to gel a little and I said I’ll take it easy on her. I was baffled by her refusal of cowgirl due to my “thick cock”. She showed me bruises and moved slowly about so I knew that was off the menu. More oral and again lots of chatter about various topics (see the pattern here) I initiated action, condom change and I am ready or so I thought. My limp cock needed her hands and when hard enough I told her to put me inside. Humped away whilst she felt my body up. Her pussy was tight for me. After thumping away and grabbing her tits I emptied my load in the rubber. Clean up whilst chatting again and borrowed some more tissues. I could smell her fanny as well here, fucks sake...

We definitely spent more time talking than any sexual actions. I don’t think she is fond of many clients. She was good with me personally but sexually this was bad. The talking was a time-wasting tactic but I did get good oral. Either way, the pong that emanated from her nether regions was so off putting. Bonus points for nearly headbutting the next guy who was rushing in. Kim closed the door on the lad’s face. Out I went thinking I need another fuck and was already planning my next targets.
Overall negative- 2/10. I wanted to see this lady but subconsciously maybe part of me knew it would be bad. I couldn’t make timings work with 3 other women and was ignored by another. So decided in haste to arrange a punt with Kim. She is a nice enough lady. Good attitude and interesting to talk to. Nice figure as well for a woman her age. I disliked the stop start action and whilst she did ask what I liked I feel she needed the breaks not me. I didn’t come here to talk excessively. In hindsight I should’ve pushed this along but I felt lazy and she was pleasant enough. Most importantly... hygiene is paramount. It’s strange as she complained about others cleanliness and yet, here we are. I swear the smell lingered about me after the deed was done. When I was waiting for her at the start of the meet, I was thinking to change this to 30mins. Didn’t even pay her until slightly later upon her prompt as I completely forgot. I wanted to say something before I left about the smells but decided against it. That can be for another punter.
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