Author Topic: Jo Love - Harlington/Heathrow UB3 - B&S - TOFTT  (Read 560 times)


1 review(s) for Jo Love (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by PilotMan]

Offline SZR1989

Links: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Location: Apartments on Mondial Way near McDonalds on the Bath Road Harlington

Comms: Text/Phone good comms +447917680507

Review:

Organised on text/phone. I'll keep this short and to the point. Don't think it's the woman in the profile, this was late 50s/early 60s Polish woman. Also think she was either drunk or on some drugs. Why do I continue to put myself through these late night shit punts they never turn out good. Anyway, OWO which lasted about a minute (being generous with that) and was mostly hand. Then on with the condom because touching her anywhere got her annoyed; no RO, no playing with what were actually quite nice tits. Rest of her was not old and not too great, as I'm typing this I'm thinking why does my dick always do the thinking  :dash should have walked but i guess i saw some slightly above average tits and went with it. Anyway back to the action if you can call it that, no touching feet, tits pussy; started swearing in polish anytime i attempted to do so. Condom on with loads of lube and was pumping away but got soft was just not feeling it. This annoyed her because i pulled out an touched the condom, so started wiping everything and moved my hand away and was giving me a lacklustre handjob. Slowly got hard again, i focused hard got another condom and thought of Carol Vorderman and pumped away in the new bag which was inside the old bag and let a load of disappointed man juice. She then gave me some wipes and told me i can use the shower, so the "unlimited sex" in her text was limited i guess. Was so annoyed with myself that i didnt notice until i got home that i had packed up one of her towels in my clothes bag/gym bag. Silver lining i guess i got a new towel.

Positives
Nice rack even though access was limited
New towel

Negatives
B&S possibly
Much older
Rushed service
Poor OWO
Overuse of lube
Restricting access on almost everything

Booked: £80 for 30 mins

Activities: Owo, Sex

Would I see again? No

Offline Slowjoe

You have saved me a few quid, I've been thinking of taking a gamble with this one. Not now, thank you!

Hope the towel is good quality  :D