Katerina e18 (Joanne & D's Massage)

[HomerC]

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This lady has a very nice personality and is enthusiastic and kind, but she is of advanced age.

She has had a lot of surgical intervention, especially on her face and chest.

After realising it wasn't doing anything for me sensually, I treated the appointment like a legit massage. I found it therapeutic.

[HomerC]

The relatively taut skin she has in some areas (due to surgery) is incongruous with the way her arms look in real life, The skin has lost elasticity and it sags, despite her being slender.

[Sunny]

Looks like a tall, slender Ukrainian...
I saw Julia in Chingford a while back, short busty lady, offers a strong firm massage but didn't find her attractive.

[HomerC]

She (Katerina) is actually not especially tall; I think it's an illusion. She's very skinny, kind of bony/skeletal, and is wearing big shoes.

She might be in her 50s or 60s or possibly later.

I'm guessing the hair is long due to extensions... not that it really makes any meaningful difference.

I knew the instant I saw her that I should have made my excuses and left, but I'd travelled a long way.

By the time she had undressed it was definitely too late.

The chest appearance/shape/feel was a bit "off". I normally don't mind enhanced (I prefer natural even if small).

(Thanks for the info on Julia, interesting.)

[pepsicolaboy]

lol

I dont normally review massage as my massage attendance is very hit and miss.

I did see Katrina within last 2 weeks and will happily review seperately.

In the meantime...

She is skinny and prob either side of 40, wears quite cute glasses and has had some face work for sure, maybe fillers etc...I actually thought facially she looked quite good. Thin so didnt have much arse to grab.

I enjoyed the B2B massage.

I think boob job looks good (small obviously) but I think this review is a little harsh (obviously each to their own).

She is defintyely not some young EE bird having said that, she is definately not awful...taken into account SP at Joanna & D's and Baltic Massage etc, I would defo say she was in top 20% currently.

Didnt notice the saggy skin (eg arms as per photo, perhaps that is a partcularly bad photo?) but regardless I wanted chime in:

1) as thought this review harsh (relatively) IMO

2) I am fairly critical of SP and their looks when needs to be anyway

3) Joanne & D SP looks & body rarely top notch - recent exception the 20s Brazailian girl with fake bolt ons, who worked last year


This lady is touted as 36, the boss lady said she is more 'mature'

50s or 60s is bollox 

She is not skeletal thin, but is thin, agreed prob UK size 4-6 at a guess

Long blonde hair (no idea if extenstions)


Just wanted to bring balance, particulary baring in mind massage SP in the area of EE decent 

 

[pepsicolaboy]

Also add about 5 years to any stated age, and I doubt she is much older than 41 IMO, possibly the advertised age 

[HomerC]

Thank you very much for your perspective, Pepsi Cola Boy!
I don’t aim to be hypercritical or cruel. Attractiveness can be very subjective.
I recognise that I may be mistaken with the age estimate. I’m really glad that a second person can chime in.
Her arms are totally for an older person. There are subtle “tells” that can’t be concealed with surgery, imho. Perhaps my spidey senses are off.
Her personality and attitude is brilliant which is why I went with a neutral.

[HomerC]

This lady is touted as 36, the boss lady said she is more 'mature'

Does it say she’s 36 on Taplink?

[pepsicolaboy]

Does it say she’s 36 on Taplink?

No worries and I was just trying to bring some perspective IMO, I agree all subjective.

(I will also add the lighting, quite correctly, is subtle and not harsh so can be harder to make judgements.)

I asked the boss lady and was told 36, I dont think the taplink gives any info other than their name

I am your corner, in that when we build a picture of them (based on sketchy photo, eg a pictire of this SP from the back with lovely hair) it can ruin the whol experience when they dont match our imagined 'front.'

Bear in mind Joanna's and Baltic do far worse! they share fake photos of the SP from the internet in some instances.

 

p.s. If you have currently seen EE and better looking, service etc please do share, thanks

[TantricDude]

3) Joanne & D SP looks & body rarely top notch - recent exception the 20s Brazailian girl with fake bolt ons, who worked last year

Who is the Brazillian to which you refer and will there be a review of her forthcoming?

Ta muchly

TantricDude

[pepsicolaboy]

Who is the Brazillian to which you refer and will there be a review of her forthcoming?

Ta muchly

TantricDude

Hey TantricDude 

Paula left last summer to visit home, I think had travel issues and hasnt returned

One of the best looking on the roster in sometime and great B2B

She was in their current Chingford location, near the Police Station 

April 2025
Joanna & D Massage - Paula Chingford
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=427675.0

Sep 2024
Paula - E4 (Joanna & D)
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=412566.0

Jun 2024
Paula- chingford
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=405394.0

One of the best massage SP at Joannas in some time IMO, great looks, a little frosty to start but always warmed up 

[TantricDude]

Thanks for the super prompt response. I think I remember who you mean.

TantricDude

[Sunny]

Does it say she’s 36 on Taplink?

Pic is so deceiving yet brilliant, you have to applaud the cameraman for taking pics from that angle. Has the look of an ex model with that shot.

[pepsicolaboy]

if you like skinny EE Milfs with work done and small fake boobs, super slim...go fill your boots 

(but she's about 40 or 40s not 20s)

 

[Sunny]

if you like skinny EE Milfs with work done and small fake boobs, super slim...go fill your boots 

(but she's about 40 or 40s not 20s)

 

Nah not for me, they really need to upgrade their roster. They used to have a bigger selection of SPs in Chingford, now it's just dead like most of London sadly.

[Puntingdumpling]

Tap link shows a Luna operating… pics look like possibly the tantric pleasure experience I had…. Anyone with any insight or think she looks familiar to their Tantric Pleasure experiences?

[TantricDude]

I noted the same pic used for a Lina at the E13 crew on Weds this week. I enquired who was available and got that pic back you see of Luna, but ladies name was Lina, possibly a typo.

[pepsicolaboy]

Tap link shows a Luna operating… pics look like possibly the tantric pleasure experience I had…. Anyone with any insight or think she looks familiar to their Tantric Pleasure experiences?

I noted the same pic used for a Lina at the E13 crew on Weds this week. I enquired who was available and got that pic back you see of Luna, but ladies name was Lina, possibly a typo.

Is there any relevant links or UKP posts for these other places/SP please? Looked on Tantric Pleasure website and no Lina or Luna on there, nor similar pictures to the Luna on the Taplink/Joanne & D's page.

Are the E13 crew on Vivastreet and you have to text them for photos?

 

[TantricDude]

Is there any relevant links or UKP posts for these other places/SP please? Looked on Tantric Pleasure website and no Lina or Luna on there, nor similar pictures to the Luna on the Taplink/Joanne & D's page.

Are the E13 crew on Vivastreet and you have to text them for photos?

Hi,

E13 crew = Natalia in Plaistow as per the review below

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=448752.0

TantricDude

[Hotshots76]

What is the latest link?

[Iloveoral]

What is the latest link?

Nudge on the reviews please matey

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[pepsicolaboy]

What is the latest link?

Joanna & D's Massage: 07952 310 691

You have to contact the receptionist and she will give it. I suspect she pays for blocks of bandwidth use per URL, when it goes over quota she then pays and if forces her to change the end part of the URL that starts 'External Link/Members Only'

Probably also best not to report link on here IMO.

 

[Iloveoral]

Is there an actual working link to a page rather than this tap link stuff that isn’t working?

I see photos are added above, I’m hoping they are from a public advert?

[Iloveoral]

I dont normally review massage as my massage attendance is very hit and miss.

Would the hit and miss review not be more useful to other members?

[pepsicolaboy]

Is there an actual working link to a page rather than this tap link stuff that isn’t working?

I see photos are added above, I’m hoping they are from a public advert?

No, there is an un-updated Facebook and some google business page, again no updates or current provider photos.

[Iloveoral]

No, there is an un-updated Facebook and some google business page, again no updates or current provider photos.

I’ve removed the photos then if they aren’t on a current advert, nothing from socials is allowed