No no 18 reviews i dont pimp anyone, dont treat her well if you want sir but it's on you
No one's accusing you of pimping anyone.
You were having the piss taken out of you because of the extreme brevity of your initial review.
It simply wasn't very useful.
TBH, the second one you gave is better, but still about the minimum you can get away with and still call it a review.
Honestly matey, you don't have to write War & Peace (which I'm sometimes guilty of), but the more detail I give, the more useful it is to you.
And vice versa. We all win.
No one's asking for perfect English either, but the more clear you are in articulating your meeting, the more useful it is to others. You benefit from everyone else's too in return.
If we all write short reviews with half the information missing, none of us will find the site useful, including yourself.
On a positive note: So that it doesn't sound like I'm just having a go, if I could offer some pointers I use when writing my own reviews, that might help to remedy the situation constructively....
If the "Writing a Review" guidelines are too much to take in at a first attempt, a useful reminder is the
SIX W's that journalists use to nudge their memories for questions when interviewing.
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Who
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What
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When
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Where
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Why
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W -
Who did you visit ? Name of the SP (and agency if applicable)? Who dealt with the booking, the SP or a maid?
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What were her comms like when booking? What was the SP like? What services did you partake in? What's her profile link?
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When did you visit ? Month/day/time ?
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Where is she based? Where is the closest station / bus stop / parking ?
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Why did you choose the SP (eg: link to a previous review) ?
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How much did you pay? How much for extras ? How long did you stay? How easy was it to find her place. How easy is it to park ? How did you find her (AW/VS/etc link)
This simple reminder gets your memory working when typing up a review, helps the words to flow.
Those simple
SIX W's questions cover a lot of the ground needed for a decent review, though I'd always defer to the site's guidelines, especially rules around not posting unpublished numbers and photos, personal and address information.
One final point... always include the SP's name in the
Subject, and the area - some just put "London" in it, which isn't very useful, so including the smaller, local area, like Notting Hill, Croydon or Stratford helps readers to locate your review because it's in
their area.
Hope that's useful and positive feedback, which is my intention.
