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Summary: message is meh, a lot of elbows and a real lack of sensuality. Rimjob though is top tier, bj is deep and hard.
Took the holidays off from punting and the massage tables. I'm usually a massage guy, I thoroughly love a deep tissue massage with some sensuality thrown in and appreciate a b2b bj finish. I have a lot of knots and sore muscles from training and always appreciate a strong massage, particularly around the glutes. Finding a therapist that can do that while delivering some sensuality beyond a hj was not so common to find so on reading a review for Hana, it peaked my interest. I also had the option of a sexy latina in East London but I thought to try Hana instead to ease myself in.
Comms: easy by text and responded fairly quickly. Booked it on the day with a few hours notice.
Location: very easy to locate and for me a convenient location which increased my intrigue as Hana is perfectly placed near work and my socializing spots. The flat is nice and warm with a decent shower. Mouthwash, deodorant and shower gel available.
Service: Woke up with a raging boner with Hana's review ringing in my head and my nuts full looking a for safe spot I could make a deposit in a welcoming mouth. I was out the door and at Hana's by the afternoon.
Got there a bit early and Hana said I can come in early but the extra time disappeared as she took an age to give me the door number. I got into the flat with Hana doing the usual hide behind the door trick. I walked in and had a good look at the lady. She is defo a GILF but everything below the face is surprisingly smooth. Face suggests 60s but body suggests late 40s/50s.
There wasn't much warmth from Hana, no hug, no kiss. She smiled and offered me a shower, I was already clean but considering she was going to be feasting on my balloon knot I thought I should do it quickly to bring her some ease.
There was some time wasting on my return as replied to messages, took a a minute or two to get her hands on me. I said I like a firm massage, deep tissue and Hana tried to deliver it but it was not in a satisfactory manner. A lot of elbows that missed the mark and caused more discomfort then pleasure. There was a serious lack of sensuality, no butt grabs, no cc swipes, no reach unders and no opportunity for me to do a casual grab. Considering there was none of the usual pretence as in we knew this was going to end with my cock in her mouth she really didn't take advantage to edge me throughout the massage. The back massage was meh and left me thinking I'm not sure if this gal can make her way onto my squad of cock guzzlers.
It was only when she finally got to the legs did it pick up and that was more on my instructions once I realized she was going to give me the same shit as she did on the back. I pointed to an area.near the bottom of my butt and the upper part of hamstring, this part of my legs is always tight and was sore from a recent workout. This area is also super erogenous area for me and usually has me howling when girls work their hands in this area with some solid pressure. Hana read the signs well and went on hard with her elbows, this did hurt a bit and when I made it clear she stopped and used her hands instead. HHana took instructions well which surprised me considering she is quite a moody mamasan. Hana ignored the rest of my legs and focused on my glutes. This felt great and she was really digging in and was getting a lot of the knots and tension I had the area. Hana's finger went quite deep into crack and there were a few moment where her fingers and nails scraped my bumhole, that didn't feel great but wasn't painful.
Hana: "You like...can I put a finger inside"
Me: "NO
only your tongue 👅
Hana: no response
I hear her tying her hair and her pushing my legs apart. Then the highlight of the session begins. I feel Hana's tongue go between my crack and some pressure from her face pressing into my cheeks
the sensation was new and the sight of it was unbelievable and will stay with me for a while. There's a mirror situated perfectly, that I could see Hana nestling her head right into ass as she went deep. I can't say if her tongue went in but it wasn't for a lack of effort, I could hear her occasionally taking a deep breath and it felt like she was trying to inflate my body through my asshole. Crazy rimming technique that had me howling
. I got up in a downward dog type of position and Hana switched to sucking my balls and I got that satisfying pop sound when I pulled my.balls.out her mouth. I then collapsed forward as Hana resumed.her rimming.
I eventually turn around as the puddle of precum was forming and I wanted to sample her tita, have titwank and then get to drive my cock to the finish line for some CIM. Hana took the initiative before I could get started as she swallowed my whole cock to the base and as.i was about to push her down so I can fuck her mouth she pulls away and I shoot my beans
The money shot came.out of nowhere and I didn't even get to deposit it in her mouth or on her tits. Hana cleaned me up and offered me a shower, I saw there was more time so I asked her for a thigh massage.
Verdict[/b] : the massage was disappointing and there are plenty of girls out there that can deliver a good firm deep.tissue massage with a lot of sensuality and edging. There were no body slides or any warmth from Hana as she is all business. Too many time wasting techniques annoyed me and her general mood wasn't great.
Much like the other reviews, Hana's rimming is an experience. I've had my fair share of Thai girls lick my bumhole but none do it with that level of dedication 
not even the legendary Betty from Olina matched that level of intensity.
This is not a negative and I will give it a low positive. Not sure if I will repeat but the location may make it happen if I'm ever early in the area for a dinner.
That was my first reviews guys, I hope it came out okay.
Peace out
