External Link/Members OnlyI'm not into BBW but was completely hypnotised by the photos of the enormous tits.
I can live with the wide hips as long as the tits were as good as they looked. Sadly not.
Date - 16.01.26
Comms - very responsive on WhatsApp. Happy to answer queries.
Location - basic and very small flat in residential street in Maidenhead. Parking opposite.
Price - £130 for an hour + £20 for the massage. Total £150.
The girl - This is where it all went wrong for me. She hid behind the door and as soon as I walked in I noticed that she looked quite different from the photos.
I'm not sure if they're photos of someone else or whether they're just from 10 years ago but she now has a large tattoo at the top of her chest and all down both arms which is not in any of the photos. She told me that the tattoos were Photoshopped out but as someone who has used Photoshop many times it doesn't look that way to me.
The glimpses of her face that you can see from the photos also don't look like her. Plus she's wearing glasses in the photos but didn't today. Could've worn contacts I suppose.
It was obvious that she still had enormous tits and her face was reasonable so I decided to stay.
It was only when she stripped naked later that I saw her very large and saggy gut. Now obviously I wasn't expecting a woman with enormous naturals to have a flat stomach. I was fully expecting a couple of tyres around the waist but this was nothing like that. Really large and unpleasant gut. Some people might be into that but I'm definitely not.
The photos don't show this
at all so as I said they must either be very old or of someone else.
She is slightly shorter than average, she has short straight brown hair, slightly enhanced lips, no arse and the huge tits that are far more 'empty' than the ones in the photos.
Personality wise, she was friendly. Her English was perfect and she was keen to give a good service.
The action -
Massage, Lingam massage, OW, LFK, RO, FS.I noticed that her profile page said she offers professional massage so during our WA messages I asked for that. She said it would be extra and we agreed on £20.
I also double checked that she offered DFK.
I asked for the first half hour to be just legit massage and to be fair it was really good. I have issues with various parts of my back at the moment and she attended to all of them, regularly checking that the pressure was ok. She's clearly trained and it released some stress.
When the legit part was over she offered lingam massage and I was happy to accept. I turned over on to my back and she pulled out a tube of special gel. Good technique that got me hard quickly. We then lay side by side on the bed and I went in for DFK. Yet again it wasn't what I wanted. Tongues were involved, I'd say it was a tiny bit better than LFK but hardly. She definitely won't do the full snog. At least I didn't pay extra for it this time.
So I spent some time burying my face in her chebs, they were nice and soft but not as big as I was expecting.
Had a bit of RO which was average (no fingering allowed) then OW which was good. This got me ready for action so (I'm deeply ashamed to say)... I fucked this thing.
Summary - To be fair, the services she provided were pretty good, especially the massage, but I just can't get past the B&S or whatever you want to call it with those photos.
Return? Fuck no!
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