Polyps aren't usually anything to worry about, they're kind of like internal skin tags.
I've had IBS (IBD as they call it now) for 20+ years.
I've had a couple of colonoscopies, the worst thing is drinking whatever it is they make you drink a little while before you have the procedure. Best to get near a toilet, your sphincter will appreciate it.
When I had my first colonoscopy I had a local anaesthetic, and was able to watch the camera going through my bowels. If you have any jewellery you'll need to remove it so that you don't get an electric shock, because they remove polyps by using a small electric charge.
The doctor performing the colonoscopy had a really thick Indian accent.
I thought he said he'd found something 1 metre long, he was actually saying that he'd found something "at" 1 metre. That's how far the camera can go inside you

The other funny thing he told me. He said that when I go to the recovery suite, to expect "a lot of vind". "But don't worry, it's not your vind, it's my vind, I put it there"

In the recovery suite I was in large ward with a few other people, but we all had curtains around our beds. I let out a rip of a fart, then the person next to me did the same, then someone else. All you could hear was farting and chuckling
