External Link/Members OnlyAnother TOFTT.
I do it for the community. 🫡
And for you oral lovers, i may have just found a little gem. 😊
This review is well overdue (punt happened in November 2025, so 2 momths ago) so as i have some free time, i thought I'd get it out there to the general public, especially since its a TOFTT.
The Mattress Actress in question goes by the name of "The Bunny1" and as always with my TOFTT's i never indulge in any longer than 15mins, for which i paid £60 for on this ocassion.
As with most of my punts, it was a last minute itch that required scratching, so rather than 'bashing the bishop' a late night rendezvous was soon to follow.
After a few straightforward back and forths via text, we agreed on a time and i headed off down the north circular/A406 with Brent Cross my destination. On route to the punt, i recieved two text messages, minutes apart from each other.
The first text said "do you want Gloryhole?" This has always been something that ive been curious about, but another punter on a UKP thread had mentioned something about TV's/LadyBoys posing as females offering gloryhole services, which has stuck with me ever since, so i politely declined this services.
Then another text came through saying once you arrive, just come straight up as the punter before you has not turned up.
On arrival that story soon changed too "sorry he's just arrived this very second" which now left me with two options, either wait or go home, and indeed, bash the bishop. I didnt fancy the latter so i waited...45mins 😑😒
Once she was done, she text me and told me to come up, but I told her I'd give her 10-15mins to freshen up, but she insisted that she was ready and good to go... 😟🫣 ...so i made my way towards the low rise flats.
The flats are in a private estate that are watched over by ANPR cameras (so dont park your car in there!) and its a very quiet area at night time with very dull street lights so you can manoeuvre without too much suspicion.
I buzzed up to the flat and she let me in.
One flight of stairs and i was at my destination.
A quick knock and the magic door opens.
On entry i can see theres three room doors open..
One room for the toilet/shower.
One room where the action happens.
The last room must be the living room, but its covered in this white plastic sheet with a hole in the middle. The Gloryhole.
At the door I was greated by Bunny, a (very friendly & polite) short woman in her bra and knickers, about 5'5 in height, with a thick/heavy Welsh accent in her mid to late 40's.
I mean this in the politest way possible, but physically and facially, she reminded me of Miss Trunchbull from the film Matilda. She has very broad shoulders and has the frame of a female rugby player. But for some reason, it wasnt off putting, at all. Im sure with a face full of make up, she looks half decent. Maybe all these years of punting have completely and utterly desensitised me to the (normal) parameters of beauty standards. Or maybe i understood i was just there to get my willy wet, nothing more, nothing less. Who knows. 🤔
Anyway, money exchanged and we start having small talk. She says shes from the valleys and loves working in London, as she makes very good money here and likes meeting different people, something she cant really do back home. Plus, where she's from, word would get out all too soon as into what she's doing, which is fair enough.
As we're talking, i cant help but notice she keeps gazing at my joggers, and then my boxers waiting for the reveal. When i finally pull them down, a smirk comes across her face as she sees my semi hard cock for the first time. She tells me to lie down on the bed, sets a 15min timer on her phone...and that was it...i didn't see her face again for the next 15mins.
Now gentleman..
..we've all had our fair share of blowjobs over the years, many well documented right here amongst our illicit community..
..however this dick suck, was like nothing I've ever experienced before. The amount of saliva dripping down my balls and into my arse crack was BLOODY SENSATIONAL! MARVELOUS EVEN!! Her lips were firmly locked around my shaft for what felt like more than 15mins, and if it wasnt her lips, it was her hands twisting and massaging my shaft while she sucked and spat on my helmet. And even though i wanted to fuck her, i did not want this OWO to stop!
Somewhere on her AW profile, she states that she is fixated with giving head...SHE IS NOT LYING!!
She deep thorated and took all of my dick in her mouth on more than five seperate occasions, coming up, gasping for air, with tears rolling down her cheeks from where her eyes were watering so much.
At this point, i really wanted to return the favour, but all i kept thinking about was that less than 25mins ago, another guys cock had been in her coin slot and she didn't freshen up, so i chose to finger her instead. And even her lady cave was absolutely dripping wet.
I could feel the feeling of post nut clarity attempting to rear its ugly head from this oh so glorious OWO, so i told her to get on all four on the edge of the bed before i came.
At this point, i think she thought i was going to fuck her doggy, but i stuck two fingers in her and she was very responsive. So much so that i continued to finger blast her like this for a while.
To be fair, had i carried on, and she kept on moaning and being responsive, i reckon i could've fisted her, but then...
...her alarm went off.
My time was up.
"We've got to finish now love, do you want me suck your dick some more? Or would you like to put it in and fuck me?" She said in her polite Welsh accent.
"Lets finish you off, then we'll finish me off" i said cheekily, expecting her to stand her ground and tell me no.
But surprisingly, she reached for her phone to turn off the alarm and let me continue.
At this point, i just want to say, the reason why i think i got away with this is probably because it was coming up for 12:15am and she had no other clients, as well as she was heading back home in the morning. God knows the last time someone had actually pleasured her to completion as opposed to her always doing it for others.
I digress, back to the finger blasting in doggy.
It probably took her a few minutes inbetween both, but she did manage to squirt twice with some sounds of relief that you usually here whenever we as men, come.
With that, she lay on the bed in missionary, gave me a condom, and i fucked her until i popped in the bag.
All in all, i was probably there for 30mins.
As mentioned, she was heading back home the following morning and had to be out of the Air BnB by early morning, which suited her, as she would be back home by lunctime. But she told me to keep an eye out for her profile, as she is regularly in various parts of London.
Did i find her attractive? No.
But then again, beauty is subjective.
Would i go back again? Hell Yes.
Ive never had my dick sucked like that before.
For me, her enthusiasm while sucking dick and actually wanting to suck to completion, is second to none. Call me naive, but I honestly have never had a blowjob as good and as utterly filthy as that before, with saliva and dribble hanging off of the girls chin.
Absolute cinema!
*Andy Gray Voice*
Take a bow, girl! 👏😄
D.I.T.