Tell tale signs and red flags (may be orange flags too)

[paul_tall_]

Don't know about others but I find that really useful / helpful as it saves any ping pong texting trying to dig for details and information plus there aren't any unexpected extras in the room that you weren't aware of 

Surely the red flag is when they don't send you a list of information detailing prices and what they do 

I miss actually speaking with someone and enquiring, too many you ring now dont answer and you get a text back with list, postcode and when are you coming
OK admittedly often it was a maid you spoke to and there was never a guarantee, which is still the case with the text message

[Stevelondon]

When it says “Northern Lass” and she is from Birmingham. 🤷🏼😂

Just a pet perv more than anything else. But those poses in galleries. Where the SP is holding the phone from above taking a selfie…….. to simply hide her belly.

[Dr Talueng]

I know that everyone had different tastes and requirements, but ... "Nationality: Romanian" is a big 'No!' from me, and also if the gallery photos show an overabundance of tattoos and piercings.

[wristjob]

Profiles that just show pictures of their tits/cleavags and not the body around it - they usually end up being huge. Add to that all the funny angle pics you can get that cover up their belly.

Profiles that are too good to be true and a few years old without a single mention.

Pro pictures that are clearly not in the UK. I like to see amateur pictures of the girl especially somewhere that looks like the UK or it could be B&S/old pics.

[MissWolf]

I've been finding it increasingly harder to get that information from WGs. A lot of them, mainly Brazilians or the Brits who think they're a much higher class than they are, won't give it until I make a booking. But I can't make a booking unless I know where they are.

I have never understood why girls don't just send a postcode, surely its a basic bit of information, my standard response is....hi yes I'm available from *** to *** and my postcode is ABC ABC for reference, please let me know if you want to book etc

That way I'm not agreeing a booking I'm just giving them enough information to decide if they can get to me.

[Massage Bloke]

Earl's Court is an instant "move on" if I'm searching. I spent 16 years living in West London, but have never got to grips with Earl's Court, Barons Court, West Ken. And I never go sarf of the river, I just find South London a huge mess.

[PilotMan]

I've been finding it increasingly harder to get that information from WGs. A lot of them, mainly Brazilians or the Brits who think they're a much higher class than they are, won't give it until I make a booking. But I can't make a booking unless I know where they are.

Just make the booking. If it's too far away, tell them so.

How hard is that?

[Blackpool Rock]

Just make the booking. If it's too far away, tell them so.

How hard is that?

apart from being a PITA surely that's a good way to get your number put on an SP's website as a time waster always booking then cancelling 

[webpunter]

apart from being a PITA surely that's a good way to get your number put on an SP's website as a time waster always booking then cancelling 

qué

[PilotMan]

apart from being a PITA surely that's a good way to get your number put on an SP's website as a time waster always booking then cancelling 

I should have added to do so if your request for the postcode was not given.

[Blackpool Rock]

qué

PITA = Pain In The Arse 

[paul_tall_]

I have never understood why girls don't just send a postcode, surely its a basic bit of information, my standard response is....hi yes I'm available from *** to *** and my postcode is ABC ABC for reference, please let me know if you want to book etc

That way I'm not agreeing a booking I'm just giving them enough information to decide if they can get to me.

A full postcode only covers a small number of properties so i can understand some reluctance of just sending it out. Obviously at some point the address has to be given. Personally I dont see anything wrong if i receive when I enquire a pub, shop that's local as a guidance.  When I enquire about location I tend to ask how close are you to either the town centre or train station though i know the areas i tend to visit people in

[amusedbouche]

Some of the ones already covered but personal preference

Anyone describing themselves as:

Party girl = Adds another layer of risk to a somewhat already risky encounter. Not for me.
Pornstar experience = Not for me. I am not built like a male porn star.
Filthy whore = Again, personal preference but I do not want a filthy whore, I dont even want to know what a filthy whore is 

Also too many tattoos. I like some tastefully done ones but unfortunately this is very subjective.

[OakTree]

Punter sense.

Sometimes I just look at a profile and there's nothing I can really put my finger on but I just feel Nah dodgy.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Some of the ones already covered but personal preference

Anyone describing themselves as:

Filthy whore = Again, personal preference but I do not want a filthy whore, I don't even want to know what a filthy whore is 

If I'm forking out my hard earned........That's EXACTLY WHAT I DO WANT! ...........The  Filthier she is.. the Happier I am..

[akauya]

Mine:

* Pish-poor spelling and grammer. Not so much a singular, innocent typo

Brilliant. The unexpected ironic twist made me chuckle.   

The only time grammar is a red flag for me is when the SP is British and is pretending to be a High Class Courtesan. If they are ordinary, like me, or if they're foreign, I don't mind it as much.

I also can't stand the ASCII images or a long essay on how to book them, etc.

[shagmore]

When it says “Northern Lass” and she is from Birmingham. 🤷🏼😂

Just a pet perv more than anything else. But those poses in galleries. Where the SP is holding the phone from above taking a selfie…….. to simply hide her belly.

That is if your from Essex 

[midspunter]

If their name includes a sex act (eg BlowJobPrincess or OralAnnie or something). Never a good sign.

[southern punter]

If it's the OH and he doesn't know she's an SP, she can hardly say 'could you put a johnny on so I can do pics for my escort advert' can she?
I do get the point of your objection though.

if they're posting photos/vids of their OH's dick on AW without their knowledge and permission that's another enormous red flag in itself, grotesquely immoral and illegal

[Blackpool Rock]

if they're posting photos/vids of their OH's dick on AW without their knowledge and permission that's another enormous red flag in itself, grotesquely immoral and illegal

How do you know if it's with or without their knowledge 

[southern punter]

How do you know if it's with or without their knowledge 

how is she going to tell them it's for AW without telling them she's a SP?

[Blackpool Rock]

how is she going to tell them it's for AW without telling them she's a SP?

How do you know they don't already know she's an SP 

[PilotMan]

How do you know they don't already know she's an SP 

Exactly my thinking, if he's a BF, then I'm pretty sure he would know.

[Hornydevil666]

A red flag for me is when they have lots and lots of video clips on the profile of them having sex with other dudes and gangbangs, orgies etc.
Yes i know if i see a SP she proby has had a dick or 2 in her already that day but "what i dont know wont hurt me" and to me is a little slutty.
Just my preference really.

[webpunter]

A red flag for me is when they have lots and lots of video clips on the profile of them having sex with other dudes and gangbangs, orgies etc.
Yes i know if i see a SP she proby has had a dick or 2 in her already that day but "what i dont know wont hurt me" and to me is a little slutty.
Just my preference really.

2
Bless
 
Might i suggest morning punts
Be the 1st punter when her legs are open for business

[Blackpool Rock]

2
Bless
 
Might i suggest morning punts
Be the 1st punter when her legs are open for business

Ah yes so you mean "fresh" after the BF / Pimp has done her Bare before her shift 

[Jonestown]

Ah yes so you mean "fresh" after the BF / Pimp has done her Bare before her shift 

Ah yes, but WP did say “first punter” of the day, not first prick.

[5qwerty80b]

SP’s that post Christmas photos in December and they’re still there in June. There was an hilarious photo this past Christmas of the traditional Christmas Santa outfit clad SP but unfortunately there was a copy of the News of the World on the table next to the girl in the photo, her age was listed as 30 

[kayak]

Picture galleries with holiday photos. I don’t want to see her on the balcony or beach in a dozen resorts. Also pictures of collections of sex toys puts me off.

[paul_tall_]

Picture galleries with holiday photos. I don’t want to see her on the balcony or beach in a dozen resorts. Also pictures of collections of sex toys puts me off.

You’re not keen on a toy show ?
Am I right in thinking toy shows are a thing of the past in profile offerings these days?

[webpunter]

SP’s that post Christmas photos in December and they’re still there in June. There was an hilarious photo this past Christmas of the traditional Christmas Santa outfit clad SP but unfortunately there was a copy of the News of the World on the table next to the girl in the photo, her age was listed as 30 

 
The festive thread is shut until this coming December
Probably end of November
Worth wazzing it on here

The sad demise of NOTW, i wonder how long ago that was
Brilliant reading on a Sunday morning back in the day, soooo much fun 
Often a killer front page on whoever it was getting taken to the cleaners 
& a centre page spread with more details
Careless Wrister springs to mind as one of the best

[Heph]

The only time grammar is a red flag for me is when the SP is British and is pretending to be a High Class Courtesan. If they are ordinary, like me, or if they're foreign, I don't mind it as much.

Yes, that's when it's often at its most useful- as a BS detector. "I'm often complemented on my attention to the small deatils..." was an example that I could swear I saw in such a case. It wasn't be a deal-breaker of itself, but it did beg the question 'why invite such an open goal; why not just get it right?'.

Of course we all know that poor grammar is no bar to giving a good sexual service, but I'm usually looking for someone who has the prospect of becoming a regular of sorts, whose companionship I'll be able to enjoy over many hours and subsequent visits; so if in all that time since they left school, they never noticed that saying or writing things like, for example, 'I would of...', or 'I done that...', just don't make any sense and are awful English in a way that even most 8 year olds instinctively know to avoid; I'm most likely going to think they're a bit thick and am not going to respect them - absent which, my reproductive tackle loses interest. Exceptions apply and are made, natch.

I have never understood why girls don't just send a postcode, surely its a basic bit of information, my standard response is....hi yes I'm available from *** to *** and my postcode is ABC ABC for reference, please let me know if you want to book etc

That way I'm not agreeing a booking I'm just giving them enough information to decide if they can get to me.

Upvote this! 
Often the first thing I want to know before I put in a serious incall booking enquiry is 'Can i reach within 200-300 yards of her address conveniently on a grotty day, without having to order a cab?'. Everything else follows from there - but for reasons that are entirely unclear to me, a number of advertisers who've omitted clear location guidance, seem to think that to ask is evidence that enquiring punters are wasting their time. Au contraire! I'm trying to save it for us both.

[webpunter]

Yes, that's when it's often at its most useful- as a BS detector. "I'm often complemented on my attention to the small deatils..." was an example that I could swear I saw in such a case. It wasn't be a deal-breaker of itself, but it did beg the question 'why invite such an open goal; why not just get it right?'.

Of course we all know that poor grammar is no bar to giving a good sexual service, but I'm usually looking for someone who has the prospect of becoming a regular of sorts, whose companionship I'll be able to enjoy over many hours and subsequent visits; so if in all that time since they left school, they never noticed that saying or writing things like, for example, 'I would of...', or 'I done that...', just don't make any sense and are awful English in a way that even most 8 year olds instinctively know to avoid; I'm most likely going to think they're a bit thick and am not going to respect them - absent which, my reproductive tackle loses interest. Exceptions apply and are made, natch.

We are on the same page
Defiantly

Its like they are trying to convey an air of exclusivity & are failing
Miserably
Like they are some courtessan 

I find EE & brazza burd speak on profiles attractive & endearing
Ways of saying things different words spellers face .. bothered, we all know what they mean & its loveleh
& when they are FAF instant attraction 
& most importantly they dont have their head up their arses as to what they are about

Its amusing when these supposed high brow SPs [mostly older showing signs of wear & tear, paper round from the age of 8] that come up with such bollox base themselves in areas which are shit holes
To live in & the SPs usually aint the best roma rotational territory HMOs
In Londinium they'll be north east / south east
Greenwich ? no chance think Gillingham
With a view of the sea, i'm sorry but Saarfend / Canvey Island dont qualify 
They could at least base themselves 'up west' 


 

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Ads that say something like this......annoys the hell out of me personally..

"I’m not advertising sexual services!

Any money paid is for my time and companionship ONLY. Whatever else that may occur if and when contact is made is the choice of consenting adults"

Nope! I'm paying for SEX! and access to your fun and moist bits within the the alloted time..

[Charboy20]

For me its the expression 'posh totty' or the lazy 'lady at the dining table, slut in the bedroom (or variation thereof)'

[Blackpool Rock]

For me its the expression 'posh totty' or the lazy 'lady at the dining table, slut in the bedroom (or variation thereof)'

Lady in the streets, Freak in the sheets 

[Alexmck]

For me its the expression 'posh totty' or the lazy 'lady at the dining table, slut in the bedroom (or variation thereof)'

Agree. They are never any of these

[GCAS9]

Ads that say something like this......annoys the hell out of me personally..

"I’m not advertising sexual services!

Any money paid is for my time and companionship ONLY. Whatever else that may occur if and when contact is made is the choice of consenting adults"

Nope! I'm paying for SEX! and access to your fun and moist bits within the the alloted time..

You'd have to skip every Adultwork profile then as Adultwork places similar wording at the bottom of every service provider's profile:

Note: Any money paid to the adult escorts listed on this website is for their time and companionship only. Whatever else that may occur if and when contact is made is the choice of consenting adults.

There's a legal rationale as to why adverts and those who publish such ads make such declarations.

[signy]

You'd have to skip every Adultwork profile then as Adultwork places similar wording at the bottom of every service provider's profile:

Exactly. Everyone knows the score and AW has it covered. There is absolutely no need for the SP to repeat it in a profile.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Exactly. Everyone knows the score and AW has it covered. There is absolutely no need for the SP to repeat it in a profile.   

e.g.  This is what I see when I click on a profile.  She's clear what she's selling...I know what I'm buying.....and it's NOT just her time..

External Link/Members Only    and    External Link/Members Only

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Addendum..  OMG!  Didn't see the  "unprotected sex" bit on that profile and it was picked at random soley as an example..

[Iceman90]

‘Party girls’ or ‘hnh’. Not including a price list on their profile. Demanding calls instead of texts. I do not want to call anyone let alone a prostitute! General bitchy passive aggressive nonsense on their profiles.

[Capper0891]

"New in town" - generic bs - by a handler? - could be trafficked, or newly set up scam profile. Don't see this so much on AW but it is there a lot on Vivastreet.
"party girl" - possibility of substance abuse.

[Capper0891]

‘Party girls’ or ‘hnh’. Not including a price list on their profile. Demanding calls instead of texts. I do not want to call anyone let alone a prostitute! General bitchy passive aggressive nonsense on their profiles.

Each to their own. Can understand why a lot ask you to text/email, but must admit, I tend to try and call first and then message if no answer. If they do answer, you can judge quite a bit about them in terms of how they answer the phone. Have dodged one or two that way on occasion. If booking on the day, you also get an immediate answer as to whether they are available as opposed to waiting for someone to message back, which they may not do.

[bristolnick]

Webcammers that pretend they ask.

Blocked Feedback

When the costs is too goo to be true.

Where they draw pictures on the profile using text

[webpunter]

Use of 'Tantric' with a section about what it means chakras breathing etc etc ... utter bollox
Thankfully most massage burds who reference Tantric use it for marketing + increasing prices
Which is fine - shows they are proactive & there are limits price hikes
They dont have a scooby what tantric is about phew TFFT
I'm pretty sure that in tantric books / online etc there isn't reference to b2b HJs OTWs & cum on boobs 

[jseop109]

Question: I saw one girl say she was "fiesta friendly". I haven't a clue what that means ("party", drugs??) so don't know whether it might be a red flag.

Can someone enlighten me?

[signy]

Question: I saw one girl say she was "fiesta friendly". I haven't a clue what that means ("party", drugs??) so don't know whether it might be a red flag.

Can someone enlighten me?

It means that she is petite enough to have sex in a Ford Fiesta.

[Blackpool Rock]

It means that she is petite enough to have sex in a Ford Fiesta.

I thought it was that she was happy to look at porn mags with you 

[simon07]

They want you to book on the day. You text, maybe a few times and never receive any feedback