Website:
External Link/Members OnlyCost: £95 for three hours.
Location:
A 1980s industrial estate in Walthamstow E17 which, whilst in a decent area, has definitely seen better days. But heating aside, fit for purpose - not great on a freezing day in January, might be better on a warmer day.
The meet:
The meeting was across two floors. Downstairs was frankly bloody freezing, upstairs better. One guy downstairs ended up on the bed having his cock sucked whilst still wearing his hoddie, with his hood pulled up.
No attempt to warm the place up before the meet. Doors were constantly being left open by people arriving, which sucked the heat out of the place from the wide open front door, even upstairs.
Logistics:No lights in the downstairs loo.
Nowhere proper to change.
No lockers. Dump your clothes on the floor or various pieces of S&M equipment.
No wrist bands for valuables - a piece of paper with your number on it denoted which A4 envelope your valuables were in.
Which, unsuprisingly, inevitably got lost by most of us as there was nowhere safe to keep it.
Easy things to get right for an established event, yet.....
The Ladies
I'll do a brief description of each one. This is because if some had not been invited (Coco most notably, and Isha) it would have scraped a very lowly neutral instead of a negative.
I don't want to tar all of the ladies with the same brush, as there was a marked divide between the three who contributed well and deserve praise, and the rest, especially the two who brought it down.
If Ellie and Chanella were replaced by ladies who got stuck into having fun instead of yap, yap yapping incessantly like monotonous stuck records for three hours solid, the remaining crew of Piggymouth, Hermione (if you like big ladies), and a VERY distant but still just about positive Amira would have made the core of a much better party and deserved a positive, although I'd have scored Amira a C-.
ISHA
Tall, slim but snooty, mixed race woman I didn't see fucking anyone once. Gave blow jobs and allowed minimal play, didn't take her fancy costume off once. New to this event but has apparently done plenty of adult parties before.
PIGGYMOUTH
Definitely the star of the show. Like Hermione, warm, friendly and approachable and down to earth.
Spend the entire time downstairs where she was invariably with two guys sometimes three on a crappy four poster bed, simultaneously fucking and sucking. Seriously, this lady held the party together and should break away and organise smaller meets by herself and cut out the middleman. Lovely lass.
HERMIONE
Big lass, but intelligent, warm, friendly, approachable and got stuck in with shagging, blow jobs and tit wanks. Her tits are enormousand she lactates.
ELLIE
Another stuck up one like Isha but to a lesser extent. Again, attractive enough ginger with half decent tits, but hardly engaged with anyone and when she did it was hand jobs and the occasional blow job. Didn't see her have sex with anyone. Bit of an attitude but not as bad as Isha and Coco. Yapper.
COCO
Stroppy, massively obese, and full of bad attitude, who I didn't see anyone engage with even once, unsurprisingly. Waved at her with a friendly hand up (didn't even get close to touching her, and had no desire to), and she misinterpreted it as me wanting to grope her without asking and gave me a lecture. Why anyone would ask her back to a second event is totally beyond me.
AMIRA
Disappointing. Mostly blow jobs. Photos on the website are from at least 12-15 years ago when she did porn and looked much more alluring. Now she's stoney faced and has legs like tree trunks. Never took her tits out or took over her negligee thing once that I saw during the party, spend most of her time giving lots of blow jobs and maybe 2 or 3 fucks in three hours. A definite underperformer.
CHANELLA
Hot body, but talked and talked and talked. Needed to have a cock put in her mouth not for a paying punter's enjoyment, but just to bloody well shut her up. Incessant rattling about total nothingness. Utter air head.
A young MF couple in their 20s arrived around half way through, who watched both upstairs and down. Looked like it was their first adult party and they were looking massively out of their depth and obviously uncomfortable. No one organising it attempted to show them around or make them feel at ease, but the girl seemed shy and the guy had limited English. They didn't join in and left after 20 minutes. Shame, as she would have definitely added to the rating of the party. I hope they didn't have to pay an entry fee, and that it's not put them off for life. If you're reading this, know that at least one of us felt for you.
On a positive note, all of the guys who attended were well mannered, friendly and not at all pushy or hogging any of the girls. All ages, backgrounds, ethnicities and body sizes, so no one would have felt odd one out. This always helps to make for a good party, vut it definitely isn't the reason why we go to them.
Summary:
Haphazardly organised, just enough to scrape through with the bare minimum not to call it chaotic. Ratio not too bad, I guess 2:1 men:women. But more like 7:1 men: ACTIVE women.
I feel bad giving a negative for the ladies who DID put in the effort, notable Piggymouth and Hermione who were both strong positives and to a much lesser extent, but still a weak positive, Amira. The first two of them made it value for money.
Hermione was lovely but wasn't my type body wise, but some gents would definitely enjoy her, otherwise everything was positive about her and she was enthusiastic. Piggymouth I'd love to meet again on a one to one basis, or at a better party. She made the entry fee seem reasonable, otherwise I'd have felt ripped off.
Frankly, the rest of them should have just gone down the local WI for a prolonged and content free chin wag. Too much rattling and not enough fucking.
Isha and especially Coco should just stay at home in future as it's obvious they're not interested in engaging with anyone, and only there for the money. They both drag down a party even if it was stacked full of other girls who are great. They obviously enjoyed looking down their noses at people, or talking, WAY more than doing what they were paid for.
In summary I won't be going to that one again.
