External Link/Members Only1 hour massage £50 + £50 B2B, OWO, RO
Preamble Bollocks
I usually enjoy a punt during the "Merineum" (the gap between Christmas's nuts and the arse-end of the year). With a lot of SPs on holiday, pickings can be slim, but I've normally had luck at a good old fashioned open 365 days AMP. I hadn't been to Bookham for years - since December 2021 in fact, so I was overdue a visit. For the first time that I can remember, the A3 junction with the M25 was OK, but this might've been due to the comparatively light traffic over the Christmas gap.
Comms
Very swift comms via WA. A same-day booking in a couple of hours time.
Location
Very safe, smart village location. There's some parking opposite, though if that's all full, there's a paid "Ringo" carpark just around the corner at the shop on the crossroads. The entrance is a little exposed, but the door has always been open when I've visited, so I've never been left standing outside like a twat. Inside, the place is clean and tidy, if a little rundown.
There's a tiny khazi-cum-broom-cupboard out the back with some interesting plumbing. There is a large double shower in the kitchen, but this was piled up with junk when I visited, so I suspect that it's not used.
The treatment room was extremely warm, heated by a fan heater running at full blast. This was quite welcome though, as it was proper Baltic outside. The wide, sturdy massage table with face hole was plenty comfy too.
Cindy
Cindy is a pleasant-looking slim, petite 40-50 something Chinese MILF/GILF. I suspect that she's the Mamasan, as when the doorbell went off she shouted something in Chinese which sounded something like, "For christsakes, will one of you lazy fuckers get that!" She also said that she's always there, so I guess that she must be running the show. She's got a lovely polite and subservient manner about her, as if nothing is too much trouble. Her Engrish isn't great (though 100 times better than my Cantonese). She did attempt small-talk, but didn't manage any full-blown banter. She was very pleasant company though.
Massage
The massage was light to medium and very systematic. Rather than spend time on one limb, she'd work quickly around my whole body and then start again at the beginning. By the third time around though, I was extremely relaxed and enjoying myself. There were no CCs or reach-unders, and I was starting to believe the sign by the door saying, "NO SEXUAL SERVICES!" Just before the flip though, Cindy pounced on my merineum, and within about 30 seconds had me as stiff as a board. As I turned over, my magnificent todger slapped against my rippling six-pack, making Cindy gasp and exclaim, "Oooooh! You have velly nice kok!"
(Nice??? Why couldn't she lie and say, " Velly BIG kok!"? I suppose at least she didn't whip out a magnifying glass, rummage around under my beer gut and say, "Oooh, you have velly tiny kok!" which, let's face it is nearer to the truth.)
"You want B2B?" I nodded frantically.
"How much?"
"£50?", I proffered.
Cindy smiled and her kit came off immediately and she was soon sucking enthusiastically on my bellend. Result!
When I suggested that I might return the favour, she stopped and reached for a packet of medicated menthol wipes and gave herself a thorough rub down of her undercarriage. To start with, it was like going down on a jar of Vicks, but fortunately as I continued, it resolved into a lovely traditional cunt-flavour. Whilst I was down there, I noticed that her clit was rock-hard, so perhaps her somewhat unconvincing noises were real after all? We continued in a rather frantic 69 for a while, before a dramatic HJ finish. I glanced at the clock and realised that we'd gone over time by 25 minutes. A quick wipe down and I was on my way.
Conclusion
Great VFM for a good massage plus OWO and RO for £100. Not a stunner by any means but five star service. It's a pity the shower seems to be out of action, as this will greatly reduce the opportunities when I can visit.
A nice last punt of 2025 though!
