Author Topic: Mirna Perfect Body - Dartford - B&S  (Read 2615 times)


3 review(s) for Mirna Perfect Body (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Cupid Stuntz]

Offline koshkaj

Links: External Link/Members Only
Price: £130 for 60 mins + £20 OWO
Full price list: £60 15 mins, £80 30 mins, £130 60 mins
Services: a light Kiss or 2, OWO, Sex (protected)
Extras not taken: French kiss 20, CIM 40, Anal 80
In the last week or so

Read the reviews on Mirna, checked out the profile and was interested. Noticed she was showing up in Dartford, which is in my strike zone, so decided to have a go.

COMMS
Great. Handled by a maid. Reached out with my usual msg proposing a time and duration. Got a yes, and an address. Asked to confirm services and got a menu. Asked about owo and got the extras menu. Confirmed services, good to go. On arrival, was given precise instructions rapidly. Had a feeling I would be B&S when the WA picture has some random girl in it, and the subtext is 'paty girls'.

The Venue
Some new build apartments near the station. Multiple rooms, so assume other girls working. Didn't hear or see anyone else. Well lit room, firm bed, good height. Warddrobe with mirror, couple of bedside tables. Show was weird. I had a pressure pad that you touch to turn on the show, and then adjust. The shower itself is attached at tap level of the bath and has a short cord, so you have to crouch if you want to get under it. Plenty of gels, no mouthwash.

The Girl
Was prepared to walk if I did not like what I saw. Answered in white lingerie. However, she had curly hair (a weakness), a nose ring, and her arse looked great, so I made the decision to stay. Couldn't be bothered to moan about the switch, so just went with it. She told me her name was Lola. Lola has quite light skin, a bit of a spotty back, natural B cups that were drooping, probably from breastfeeding. Great nips though. She also has a truly gnarly caesarean scar. I found her attractive. She was smiley and friendly.

The Punt
Lola let me in and directed me to her room. Asked how long I wanted to stay, so I confirmed all details again before handing over the fun tokens which she left to stash. Came back and I requested a shower. Quick rinse, then I returned. She whisked the towel off and climbed on top of me. Chanced a kiss, "Is extra, baby'. During the punt she gave me a few pecks. Removed her bra and latched onto her nipples which she appreciated. Moans seemed genuine. After a bit, she took her panties off, arse was delectable. Had my hands all over it. Soft and squishy. Natural, imo. She laid me down for owo. This was pretty good. Good eye contact, and plenty of action to the tip and shaft. Could not DT, but got a decent way down. Was sucking hard so you could see her cheeks being pulled in. No ball action. Didn't ask, I am not too fussed about this. She then reached for dom and I enquired about RO/69. 'Is extra, baby'. I pointed out that this was not mentioned in the extra menu, but she was not budging, so I let it go. Bit more owo, then dom on. Then some ow.

Lola added some lube then got on top for CG. She rides well. Great hip action. She asked my name, and then promptly started moaning it. Was hot. She asked for doggy. We switched postions, and I commenced mid-level pounding. She took it quite well, and got very vocal. Sank down into prone. Gave her some deep strokes that made her gasp. Kept this up for a bit. Then flipped her for mish. She seemed very into this. Wrapped her arms and legs around me and tightened her pussy. I wasn't falling for that, reduced foreplay means extended fucking in my book. Powered through until she relaxed. Was happy to move legs around in various positions. No attempts to reduce penetration, seemed to prefer when I sank in as deep as possible. Put her on her side and fucked her some more. Then put her into spoons and fucked her with legs apart and together for good measure. Good facial expressions from her, and some portugese phrases. Kept this up until we were about 50 mins in, and then decided to finish up. She inspected the dom and asked if I had cum, I hadn't but she was insistent that I had. Whatevs.

Cleaned me up and then we chatted a little. Her English is very close to non-existent. I made the mistake of using my (terrible) portugese at various points and she assumed I was fluent, despite me tellng her in her own language that I was not. Did some translation app'ing. She has been here 4 months, is 36, and leaving at the end of Jan. Confirmed a maid does the bookings. Alarm went off, declined a shower, dressed myself, hug and out the door.

Recommend:I suppose so. The replacement for Mirna turned out to be decent and I did not regret staying, and she could take a reasonable pounding, though I would have preferred to get Mirna of course. However, I do not think Lola would be to everyone's taste, especially if you are expecting Mirna, so punter beware. A B&S is a definitive negative in my book, no matter how good the switcher is. Maybe Mirna is actually still up North somewhere  :unknown:

Offline koshkaj

Have been keeping an eye on this profile, now moved to Oxford and the phone number has changed.

So maybe I was not too far wide of the mark when I suggested in my review that Mirna never actually made it down to the SE  :D
« Last Edit: January 12, 2026, 06:54:06 pm by koshkaj »

Offline SloeJoggs

Have been keeping an eye on this profile, now moved to Oxford and the phone number has changed.

So maybe I was not too far wide of the mark when I suggested in my review that Mirna never actually made it down to the SE  :D

I don’t suppose you have a profile link for that “Lola” you ended up with?

As Mirna is apparently now in Milton Keynes but I’d like to have an idea of who might actually open the door should I take a punt on that profile!

Offline koshkaj

I don’t suppose you have a profile link for that “Lola” you ended up with?

As Mirna is apparently now in Milton Keynes but I’d like to have an idea of who might actually open the door should I take a punt on that profile!

Sorry i don't. did have a look around, but could not find one at the time.

another new number has been added to Mirna's profile. the current number has the name 'Mia' attached to it, which when i checked a little after this review was the same name that was in oxford. i did not follow up though, so can't be sure who you will meet, but i'd probably take a punt if i was around that way.