Closest u have punted to ur home

[Bhamguy]

What's the closest  u have punted from your home
I went to one years ago about a 10 minute  walk from home

[Upsndowns79]

About 6 miles

As a general rule I try not to punt in my home city/town and prefer to be in the surrounding cities and towns where I know far less people.

[PepeMAGA]

Outcall to my apartment.

[rockharders]

just down the street, literally

[arsenal2019]

An escort lived 2 floors above me.

[ohsnap]

flat in the building opposite me - was rather shocked when i got the post code

[badsin]

This thread has been done before 

[I like natural boobs]

A moderate paced walk of about 25 minutes. I can't walk 2 miles in 25 minutes even when I walk fast so it must've been well under 2 miles.

[wristjob]

I used to live in a different town near the town centre so lots that were 2-3 miles away but mostly tourers and foreign girls.

I always lie if asked about the town I live in so get some weird scenarios. One girl I see from a parlour about 15 miles away lives in my town, she told me where she lives and I lied about where I live so she doesn't know.

I used to meet another girl at an agency which was about 30 miles from hers, 20 from mine and she didn't know that cos I'd made up where I lived - eventually I got bored of the drive so went with outcalls to save petrol.

Obviously outcalls are the closest but that's only a couple of girls and never til about the 4th meet.

[fairyguy]

An escort lived 2 floors above me.

Shoulda kept quiet 😂

[scouting]

Shoulda kept quiet 😂

Or shoulda written some reviews

[scouting]

As a one-off I punted a woman half a mile from home. Big hedge hiding the front door so felt ok about it. I didn't recognise her and have never seen her since.

[SOSPunter]

400 yds. 2 minute walk. My first ever punt. 15min BJ. Didn't know my arse from my elbow. She opened the door, wasn't the woman in the pictures so i left the money and walked (bottled out truth be told).
I've learned a few lessons since then.

[I like natural boobs]

400 yds. 2 minute walk. My first ever punt. 15min BJ. Didn't know my arse from my elbow. She opened the door, wasn't the woman in the pictures so i left the money and walked (bottled out truth be told).
I've learned a few lessons since then.

Might've been even closer than 400 yards if you walked it in 2 minutes. 400 yards in 2 minutes is exceptionally fast walking. That's 6.82 mph.

[GreyDave]

just down the street, literally

   15 Victorian teraces away from my flat and round corners maybe 3 mins a Rom in an HMO run by a dreadful landlord who Id worked for 

[alabama1]

Home

[webpunter]

This thread has been done before 

Its nearly as common as the risks of OWO 

[daviemac]

What's the closest  u have punted from your home

In it and you can't get any closer, anyone who's had an outcall to their own house will say the same.

[alabama1]

In it and you can't get any closer, anyone who's had an outcall to their own house will say the same.

Ditto

[Markc]

Many years ago phoned an agency from a newspaper and told me the location of a blonde they available that afternoon.
The address they gave me was a 10 minute walk from my house. Later that day had a great session with her and she
gave me her phone number to call her direct next time to cut out the agency fee. Saw her twice after that and then she moved on.

[Bhamguy]

Well I never saw this thread before so doing it again u not got put a reply on av ya 

[daviemac]

u not got put a reply on av ya 

Eh, can you translate please. 

[randyrobert]

Two floors below in my block of flats. However had to go down stairs and outside to be buzzed in as she did not respond just to a tap on the door.

The second nearest was in my block but another staircase

[Bhamguy]

Lol bit close for comfort  then

[Massage Bloke]

Lol bit close for comfort  then

In it geez...

[jamiekinkxxx]

In it and you can't get any closer, anyone who's had an outcall to their own house will say the same.

+1

[webpunter]

Two floors below in my block of flats. However had to go down stairs and outside to be buzzed in as she did not respond just to a tap on the door.

The second nearest was in my block but another staircase

Excluding outcall this must be the winner
Having to go outside 
Hope you weren't wearing your slippers 

If any UKPers live in the rabbit warren which is 10 floors of ... you could probably do a few months punting once a week & not have to leave the building

[raging_bull]

I think I might win this one. I live in an apartment block and some VS Brazilians were working out of a flat two doors down.

[webpunter]

I think I might win this one. I live in an apartment block and some VS Brazilians were working out of a flat two doors down.

Think you might, next door highly unlikely
Did you get to have a play ?

[BillT]

In it and you can't get any closer, anyone who's had an outcall to their own house will say the same.

Each to their own and all that.

I just think the risk of it going bandy is a bit high to have an outcall where you actually live. Only takes 1 problem, however innocuous, and it becomes a big problem. At least a hotel, even if she knows your name. Unless you've got a very unusual name theres probably enough "John Smiths" in London to make it relatively anonymous

It's the same level as a girl working from where she actually lives! Ive been to at least 2 girls over the years that worked from their flats. I'm not a lunatic, but I genuinely worry that some girls are naive to the risks of shitty clients at times.

[webpunter]

Each to their own and all that.

I just think the risk of it going bandy is a bit high to have an outcall where you actually live. Only takes 1 problem, however innocuous, and it becomes a big problem. At least a hotel, even if she knows your name. Unless you've got a very unusual name theres probably enough "John Smiths" in London to make it relatively anonymous

It's the same level as a girl working from where she actually lives! Ive been to at least 2 girls over the years that worked from their flats. I'm not a lunatic, but I genuinely worry that some girls are naive to the risks of shitty clients at times.

Each to their own fucking up an outcall to where they live
The scope is endless
I find the concept a bit creepy

I'm pretty sure that SPs prefer doing outcalls to hotels rented air bnb in cities where they feel safer
+ there's no time required for a major house tidy up prior
People tend to let their hair down when in a hotel etc, after all they are perfect for sex

As for SPs working from where they live it tends to be more mature established burds
I get you on shitty clients
& i'd like to think that they take suitable precautions should they need back up
An innocuous text sent & someone arrives to deal with whatever
I know a bloke who does this, amongst other things
I also know who the SP is, although i've steered clear i want no connection + she's well over-priced & far better options available
You wouldn't fuck with him in month of Sundays, at your peril 

If UKPers want an outcall & dont wanna pay full whack on a hotel DayUse works well
& pick the right hotel room service available, which is nice
Especially on longer bookings, try russling up a decent club sandwich & fries for two in less than 1/2 hour

There will be exceptions, obvs
1/ par example older punters & those not able to travel so easily for whatever reason & they still want to engage in our fave sport
Respec
They will mostly likely be picking older SPs who they've probably got to know over a period of time
2/ also where punters are wealthy enuf to have second homes / apartments in cities which make for perfect shag pads 
These can be set up with very few personal items if any identifiers & pretty sure the SP will ask whose place it is [for their own safety] & an easy answer is an airbnb rental for a few weeks on business etc

[Om]

Guilty of visiting pretty local to home in quite a few occasions over the years.
Closest was within a 5 min walk. 
Mostly have been massages with extras but a couple of independents as well.
Baseball cap and dark glasses always at the ready. Face mask post Covid times was an added disguise bonus.
On reflection this is all pretty risky, maybe I should make a New years resolution to stop local punting but don’t think I’d get beyond the end of January with that one as already have two lined up for my first punt of 2026.
Happy new year everyone.

[daviemac]

Each to their own and all that.

I just think the risk of it going bandy is a bit high to have an outcall where you actually live. Only takes 1 problem, however innocuous, and it becomes a big problem. At least a hotel, even if she knows your name. Unless you've got a very unusual name theres probably enough "John Smiths" in London to make it relatively anonymous

It's the same level as a girl working from where she actually lives! Ive been to at least 2 girls over the years that worked from their flats. I'm not a lunatic, but I genuinely worry that some girls are naive to the risks of shitty clients at times.

What can go wrong for me?    If you're too worried to have an outcall to your house then don't do it, however I'm not, I can't be blackmailed and whatever escort I book will have more to lose than me. I don't book unknowns for an outcall, they come from agencies who value their reputation.

My house is allarmed, secure and covered by cctv so a break-in would be difficult, it's always tidy enough to invite anyone in so I don't have any issues.

[I like natural boobs]

My original answer should have been 0 miles. I said less than 2 miles because I thought the question was about how close you've punted outside of your house. Silly me.

I've had outcalls come to my home. Curvy-Sam, Olivia_Jenkins and StarNatalia. All very professional and established SP's so I had no problem inviting them to my house.

I've thought about inviting someone who has 'being filmed' on their list to my house. I imagine there are advantages to filming in your own house over filming at someone else's place. You can set the camera up before they arrive so that set up doesn't eat into the booking time and you're in total control of the light conditions.

[Carl Adams]

Own home - once many years ago when married which was bloody reckless with hindsight and more so when I discovered the lass had moved into street work.

More recently, had a couple of escorts to my apartment before I got more into Sugar Babies.
 

[AlwaysLooking]

A few miles away across the other side of town.

That said, had been messaging a girl on AW (thought the background of some of her photos looked familiar), asked for the postcode. Same as where I used to live, she was 3 doors down. In one photo she put up of her on her drive, you could see my old next door neighbour taking the dog for a walk.

Needless to say, never meet up with her. As having moved away one person on that street watched everyone movements, so Mrs AL would have been messaged as to what I was doing there. 

[Punterperson1971]

10 mins one way in next street to me and 10 minutes other way in other street and also on way from work as well.
And had one of these to my house too last year

[Mr Sinister]

About 2-3 minutes down the road, it was great skipping away from my desk at home go for a quick p&d then back to work. The girl was great a shame she disappeared and the flat turned back to normal tenants. I used to be very paranoid in my early years of punting to close to home, nowadays I like it, walking to punts from my home and back is so good

[shagmore]

Outcall to my place, in my bedroom (do need to be a bit more adventurous and try other rooms)
Cant get any closer than that.

[Atrueyorkie]

Approx 2 miles, a very nice punt but ridiculously close in hindsight to a very small neighbourhood. She did give the most relaxing bj a a number of free sessions which in hindsight is silly because for many reasons you don’t shit where you eat

[Tom1976]

I’ve had outcalls to my house and hotels certainly.

Back in the day, the Daily Sport classifieds in the 1990s were full of landline numbers, many of which were 0141424…. or 0141423…. which corresponded to my native part of Glasgow.

I was younger and more into danger I suppose. I remember having a punt in a house that was previously occupied by the family of a guy I played football with. I remember going for a punt up the same tenement that a mate of mine’s sister lived up and she saw me coming out: the convo was slightly awkward but I bullshitted my way out of it.

It wasn’t quite the same as the adrenaline rush when approaching a massage parlour though.

[Massage Bloke]

I was born in London, but moved out when I was 35 years old in 2001.

There is sometihng about living in London that is different to anywhere else.

In London I've punted two streets away from where I lived, and there were two brothels less than 20 minutes walk away.

I would never punt so close to home where I live now, in East Sussex.

Three miles distant from my home is about as close as I would punt.  But in London three mlies seems a lot further away, which I know sounds stupid, but I think it's the sheer volume of people and the vast numbers of streets, together with the transient population, and often a lack of community. At my last address in London (I was there for nine years) I only knew the people who lived next door on either side of my house. And there were so many comings and goings in the street, no one got to know you, and couldn't give a toss what you got up to.

[alabama1]

I have punted at home 

[webpunter]

I have punted at home 

Does it overlook the stadium ?

[alabama1]

Does it overlook the stadium ?

Not sure which stadium you are referring to, but no, it doesn't lol

[scutty brown]

my closest = 200 yards
and I'm not saying who

[jimf67]

There's 2 answers for this question for me:

1 - as the crow flies, 800yds, but a 1.7 mile drive due to geography.

2 - shortest walk/drive, 0.8 miles.

[webpunter]

Not sure which stadium you are referring to, but no, it doesn't lol

My error i got you mixed up with another brummie UKPer JJF who is all over the footy thread.  Oops 

[Tugboat]

Last December before I had joined UKP I was searching for FBSM’s in the area as I didn’t have my car and wanted to get a cheap cab to the destination. After some searching on sensual massage and AW I found an establishment a 2-3 min walk from my house, same exact road and! I probably went there 3 times before they shut down.

The services weren’t even that good and the girls were a bit worst for wear apart from on one occasion they had an Australian girl delivering massages but she wasn’t that good either and they mainly tried to upsell to FS.

Loved the convenience though

[EastmidsBrowser]

Had an escort round to the house one Saturday night when the gf was out. Turned out I'd worked with her a few years previously! Was only a brief job but was definitely her. Whether she recognised me  I don't know. She snogged me and sucked me off to completion swallowing my load in the lounge.

Same house,  there was a house 5 mins walk down the road that was used for different escorts, part of a group. I snagged several different women there including a young tattooed blonde several times. Would often sneak out the house when Mrs was asleep and bang away at her arse for 10 mins before sneaking back home.