Author Topic: What did you get for Christmas ?  (Read 1342 times)

Offline standardpostage

What did you get for Christmas   ?  :)

I got a woolly jumper, which I may re-gift  :unknown: I've got millions of jumpers.
Wine which I will keep  :thumbsup:
Sweets and biscuits, which I will share. I'm trying to eat healthy.
Books which I will read, and
toiletries , which may be a gentle hint .

That's it I think !

I did not get 4 calling birds, 8 maids a milking or 9 ladies dancing  :)

Did you get what you wanted ?  :)

Offline Landscape

I got:

Leisure Process: The Epic Years CD
Kate & Koji Series 1 & 2 DVDs
Simon's Cat 2026 calendar

All in all a pretty good haul. :-D

Offline RandomGuy99

£300 and 3 Christmas cards. A bit shit, but will pay for a couple of shags.

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Offline Blackpool Rock

My family isn't big on presents so just a T-shirt from my Amazon wish list plus some food and drink but i'm happy with what I got and the fact I didn't have to lash out loads of cash on other people also meant that I was able to buy myself an Xmas present which was a punt with a Thai girl just before the big day  :thumbsup:

As for Xmas day itself I mainly just ate and got pissed  :D  :drinks:

Offline hornypunter

Absolute zero. Suits me fine as Christmas is a cheap time of year for me with the special offers in supermarkets .

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Offline puntingking



Just Clothes for me.

The best thing about Christmas is not what presents you get, but it is being in the company of others.
Having the whole family round, eating way too much and having catchy tunes playing on the speaker is the best parts of Christmas.
 :music:


That being said, I can't stand Christmas songs.  :thumbsdown:

I hope you all had a good time in who ever you spent it with.

In our family, Christmas is not over till New year day.  :)

Online mr.bluesky

Books, a nice warm winter jacket, a "retro" football shirt,  CD's ( yes I'm old school and still have a CD player  :D )  booze, and some very nice mens cologne ( or aftershave as I still call it  :rolleyes: )
As puntingking says it's not about the presents but time spent with the family , eating and drinking too much and playing silly games that you only play once a year
« Last Edit: December 27, 2025, 06:49:23 am by mr.bluesky »

Offline standardpostage

Books, a nice warm winter jacket, a "retro" football shirt,  CD's ( yes I'm old school and still have a CD player  :D )  booze, and some very nice mens cologne ( or aftershave as I still call it  :rolleyes: )
As puntingking says it's not about the presents but time spent with the family , eating and drinking too much and playing silly games that you only play once a year
Talking of silly games. Six of us on Christmas Day, played "Around The Clock" darts game. Took us best part of an hour, for only three of us to finish  :)

We were all sober and rubbish  :) 

Offline standardpostage

I got a cold   :dash: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Wear a disposable face mask,

not a balaclava  :)

and get well soon  :hi:

Online mr.bluesky

Talking of silly games. Six of us on Christmas Day, played "Around The Clock" darts game. Took us best part of an hour, for only three of us to finish  :)

We were all sober and rubbish  :)

You need Luke "the nuke" to come round and give you some lessons  :D

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

We tend to go for “experience” type gifts in my family. If there’s something that I want I go and buy it, I’m told that I’m difficult to buy for! So this year I got gig tickets, tickets for a brewery tour/beer tasting and tickets for a comedy club night.

I does mean that there’s nothing under the tree on Christmas Day but I’d rather have something that I want and will enjoy rather than something that I don’t want and will sit at the back of a cupboard never to see light of day again.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Talking of silly games. Six of us on Christmas Day, played "Around The Clock" darts game. Took us best part of an hour, for only three of us to finish  :)

We were all sober and rubbish :)
Sounds like you were all playing the Luke Shitler way  :sarcastic:

Offline akauya

I didn't get anything, apart from funny Dad cards. I have always asked my family not to get anything for me; not for Christmas, not for birthdays.

I really feel blessed that I have everything that makes me happy. A good family, a job, and reasonably good health. My kids are doing well in their chosen careers, wife is a pain in the arse but we still love each other. Some of my friends think I'm odd but material things have never really meant much to me.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2025, 09:50:36 am by akauya »

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I treated myself to massage of a french bird :hi:

Offline webpunter

I did not get 4 calling birds, 8 maids a milking or 9 ladies dancing  :)

i had a really good milking yesterday

bookham chinese were open i pondered a xmas day R&T but ran out of time in the morning b4 i had to be somewhere
should have been more organised getting stuff sorted the previous day FFS
so i failed in being able to do a xmas day review, will try harder next year

Offline webpunter

I treated myself to massage of a french bird :hi:

Its spelt burd, what are you like ?  :rolleyes:

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Downside, I have to write some reviews and that feels like homework.
Would it not be cheaper to just put some credit on your elec meter?

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Its spelt burd, what are you like ?  :rolleyes:

That's the Yorkshire way of spelling it  :D

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Offline standardpostage

i had a really good milking yesterday

bookham chinese were open i pondered a xmas day R&T but ran out of time in the morning b4 i had to be somewhere
should have been more organised getting stuff sorted the previous day FFS
so i failed in being able to do a xmas day review, will try harder next year
Was your milking, by "eight maids" or one ?   :)
« Last Edit: December 27, 2025, 05:07:41 pm by standardpostage »

Offline standardpostage

I treated myself to massage of a french bird :hi:
Did she also do "French Kissing"   :)

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Was your milking, by "eight maids" or one ?   :)

Crikey a sixteen hander
The most i've done is four a few times
A bit meh TBH, it all gets a bit complicated
& rarely works well unless they are practised at skillfully syncing activities
With chinese as they usually have small hands so can both just about latch on
If they dont have small hands ... :scare:
One maid two hands thankyou very much  :hi:

As an aside i've had a few partial 4 handers at Bookham back in the day when edging queen lisa [EQL] was mamasan
Periodically maybe half way through she would ask if i minded if a newly arrived masseuse joined for the 2nd half for some on-the-job training
She'd say no charge
& i'm there with the two of em either side of the bench with EQL babbling away in mandarin showing 1st hand [literally  :D] various techniques with a verbal description
Whats not to like
Usually proper cuties & i'd usually give em a 20 tip to help boost their confidence with compliments along the way
& i ended up booking them for solo sessions soon after & after EQL had set the MO it usually turned out rather well  :yahoo:
So to speak EQL palmed me off [coat ...] & it was all rather enjoyable
Apologies for going off piste

Offline Punterperson1971

Don’t anyone get any lynx Africa gift sets

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Don’t anyone get any lynx Africa gift sets

Its quality & it took me a second or two to clock it i'm thinking what is this on about then the penny dropped

Offline Stevelondon

I love material things so apart from getting a few grand removed from my bank account  :D

I got Ralph Lauren clobber, enough smelly stuff to last me till next Christmas. A 30 year old malt (lovely) and of all things a piece of wood with two small white bowls attached.
It’s cos I enjoy a bit of cheese, olives and stuff of an evening. It’s a hint to stop using the chopping board 😀


Offline Markc

Treated myself to 1 hour session with a regular and she let me have another hour with her as her present to me.

Offline standardpostage

I love material things so apart from getting a few grand removed from my bank account  :D

I got Ralph Lauren clobber, enough smelly stuff to last me till next Christmas. A 30 year old malt (lovely) and of all things a piece of wood with two small white bowls attached.
It’s cos I enjoy a bit of cheese, olives and stuff of an evening. It’s a hint to stop using the chopping board 😀
30 year old malt sounds good  :thumbsup:

Offline standardpostage

Treated myself to 1 hour session with a regular and she let me have another hour with her as her present to me.
Great present  :thumbsup:

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Two things (amongst the dross) that I really appreciated:

12 year old single malt

A new pair of sturdy walking boots/shoes. I wear these pretty much all the time, unless I need to be smart, so a new pair each year is ideal.