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[SirFrank]

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Check out this fucking poet - englishmuffin. What a twat. I bet he sends 'zany' group emails to demonstrate to the masses what a 'tonic' he is.

Anyone else know of equally nauseating brown nosing bollocks that helps highlight the sheer pointlessness of adultwork feedback?

[finn5555]

What a cunt  but she is cute 

[Silver Birch]

If she was near London I might start writing poetry too 

[SirFrank]

What a cunt  but she is cute 

You ain't wrong there mate. I don't think I'd ever tire of rubbing those itty bitty titties (or punching englishmuffin in his girls mouth)

[cockneybstrd]

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this is a fr from the fluffy bell end

[Silver Birch]

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this is a fr from the fluffy bell end

"At no point did I feel like a punter" ERMM what about when you handed over 1k you fucking sad tosser 

[SmackmaBitchUp]

a C to the cock a U to the unbelievable a N to the nob a T to the twat...... You get the picture 

[SirFrank]

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this is a fr from the fluffy bell end

  that is seriously hilarious. The world was on fire and no one could save me but you...  What a fucking sap. I bet he still lives with his mother and has at least two injunctions against him that prohibits him from getting within 100m of of WGs concerned

[cockneybstrd]

You can picture English Stud Muffin serenading her with the said Chris Issack song !

Its a shame the cunt aint a member here

[Boundless]

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this is a fr from the fluffy bell end

Had me singing the Chris Isaak song though at the end 

[Boundless]

a C to the cock a U to the unbelievable a N to the nob a T to the twat...... You get the picture 

 

[Taggart]

Isnt she connected to Omar, of porn fame?

She's OK. On a scale of 10, I'd give her one.....

[finn5555]

Isnt she connected to Omar, of porn fame?

She's OK. On a scale of 10, I'd give her one.....

More like impaled on Omar

[Taggart]

More like impaled on Omar

LOL!!

All the more reason not to?

[iPad3]

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this is a fr from the fluffy bell end

I know it's been said already but

WHAT A CUNT!!!!!

[Pompoy123]

Guys just remember to treat her well 

[SirFrank]

Isnt she connected to Omar, of porn fame?

She's OK. On a scale of 10, I'd give her one.....

Yes she used to part of the omars girls group. Think you could book a 3some with one of the girls and Omar himself. Not sure if Burt also came along with his camera. I gather in real life omars cock looks bigger because he's such a short arsed cunt. Apparently he's so short he was turned away from oblivion in Alton towers

[akauya]

You can picture English Stud Muffin serenading her with the said Chris Issack song !

Its a shame the cunt aint a member here

Maybe he is... the guy sounds like west8 

He could as well have said: "it was the best, ever, no really the very best ever punt in my life" etc. etc.

[webpunter]

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this is a fr from the fluffy bell end

Here is one of the lines - under personality:    "It was like we had never been apart since our last meeting"
Errr - i think not.  In the meantime she's been fucked / spunked on & rammed up the arse.  Bucket loads of times
Re-arrange the following:  Cunt Fluffy

[Quesadilla]

Quite well reviewed on here, just my type, and allows filming so definitely one for the HL when I'm next heading up to the deepest darkest recesses of t'North for work!

I could almost thank the Muffin Twat for bringing her to my attention - but nah, I'll tip the cap to Sir Frank instead! Cheers!!    

[Zeusthedoc]

Maybe he is... the guy sounds like west8 

He could as well have said: "it was the best, ever, no really the very best ever punt in my life" etc. etc.

What happened to that guy?


Also, these reviews are priceless!!!

[CaptainRoscoe]

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this is a fr from the fluffy bell end

I now officially have diabetes. 

[HappyandLucky]

English Muffin sounds like a legend in his own fluffie world of cunt. Probably only writes on AW to keep his Mills & Boone technique up to the standard whilst he rubs his clit as he types. Fucking good value as it made me

[NIK]

We fell asleep in each other's arms.   

How many people actually do that? Never mind with a prossy.

Sounds like that twat Cornishman who used to write similar bollocks on the Northern Angels site. No matter which girl it was it was always a great love affair that ended up with them falling asleep in each other's arms and he'd give the girl 10/10 - although nothing less was actually allowed.

Now my next punt is gonna be like that! 

[NIK]

English Muffin sounds like a legend in his own fluffie world of cunt. Probably only writes on AW to keep his Mills & Boone technique up to the standard whilst he rubs his clit as he types. Fucking good value as it made me

I reckon it's really James. 

[Zeusthedoc]

English Muffin sounds like a legend in his own fluffie world of cunt. Probably only writes on AW to keep his Mills & Boone technique up to the standard whilst he rubs his clit as he types. Fucking good value as it made me

 

[portable]

Big comfy wing back chairs as well. (More later)

"More later" on the fucking chairs? Jesus wept.

[willbred]

Fuckin hell, the fluffy books a hotel for a £1,000 punt and it's only 8/10. Aaaaah, there...there....

[Ben4454]

He sounds like a fluffy cheerleader.

[webpunter]

I reckon it's really James. 

Only you can write that, even sarcastically, & not be banned 

[Bangers and Gash]

We fell asleep in each other's arms.   

How many people actually do that? Never mind with a prossy.

What really happened was - whilst he slept, she carefully slid out of bed and rifled his wallet looking for spare Godiva's and cloned his credit cards. 

[StPunt]

he must leave every punt on a serious downer when reality kicks in.

[Boundless]

What really happened was - whilst he slept, she carefully slid out of bed and rifled his wallet looking for spare Godiva's and cloned his credit cards. 

 
What a cynical bunch we punters are!

I think that a few years of punting would turn even the most optimistic person that way though.

[CBPaul]

What really happened was - whilst he slept, she carefully slid out of bed and rifled his wallet looking for spare Godiva's and cloned his credit cards. 

 

Was that before or after she quietly slipped out for a couple of hastily arranged 30 minute splash n dashes down the hallway.

[StevenS]

Quite well reviewed on here, just my type, and allows filming so definitely one for the HL when I'm next heading up to the deepest darkest recesses of t'North for work!

I could almost thank the Muffin Twat for bringing her to my attention - but nah, I'll tip the cap to Sir Frank instead! Cheers!!    

I'd have thought you'd have admired the writing style.

[finn5555]

I reckon it's really James. 

James is a cunt but not of the fluffy variety 

[GreyDave]

"At no point did I feel like a punter" ERMM what about when you handed over 1k you fucking sad tosser