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External Link/Members OnlyDate: Within last 6 months.
Cost: £100 for 30mins
Location: Basement flat in a block of flats less than a 10 minute walk from Chancery Lane tube. The entrance is opposite restaurants but I went on wet and windy evening after dark.
Services: Kissing, light FK, fingering on the outside, OW, penetration.
Communication: Very good and all done by text. After confirming my preferred time and duration, Viki gave me the postcode and then the entry code to the building and flat number after I arrived at the location.
SP: I thought she looked gym-toned from her pictures, but she's not, just naturally slim. With her combination of excessive bright lipstick and cupless top (I think that's what they're called), my initial impression was that I was disappointed.
The meeting: Must have been keeping an eye through the peephole as I heard her door unlock as I stepped through the main entrance followed by a hide-behind-the-door opening and once inside Viki welcomed me in with a (bright red) smile and led me to her bedroom.
I paid her fee and asked if could take a shower and Viki handed me a disposable towel as she said all her bath towels were being washed.
After the shower in what was a very cold bathroom where I could feel the the draft blowing in strongly from outside, I was back in the room and I asked if she was ok with kissing to which Viki said she was and then I asked if she was ok with FK and again Viki said ok. But her use of tongue was light and minimal and I gave up very quickly.
We lay on the bed where Viki let me suck on her breasts and nipples as I fingered her but she was very clear that no fingers inside which was fair enough. Then she said she wanted to give me oral and her technique is probably the weirdest and worst I have ever experienced. There was no bobbing up and down of the head from her neck; instead she rocked back and forth her from her knees so whole body moved and as a result her mouth up and down over me. Then she stopped and placed her head at an angle where her cheek was resting on my thigh and the only way I describe what she did next with her tongue was as if she was she sucking on a lollipop whilst she kept looking up at me. Very unerotic and comical at the same time and yet somehow I managed not to lose wood.
Sex started with Viki climbing on top and gave the impression she was riding me but I couldn't really feel anything because she was moving the top half of her body rather her hips then she actually started to use her hips and I told her that it felt good and she responded by immediately stopping and went back to her non-riding action. I asked if we could switch to doggy and again something similar happened - she initially manoeuvred herself into a position where I could barely feel anything and then I changed the angle / position a little bit to where it felt good and was about to get into a rhythm and Viki moved herself back to the previous position. As soon as she did this, I asked if we change to missionary and the same thing happened for a third time. I wanted to fake my orgasm as I had had enough and just wanted to get out of there but then unexpectedly I had one of the weakest ejaculations in as far back as I can remember.
I got changed, said goodbye and left with my wallet a £100 lighter.
Conclusion: No. Could be wrong but I got the impression she didn't want to provide any type of service that I might remotely enjoy.
