Hidden Image/Members OnlyI'll try to be quick. Avoid this piece of shit, as she's the pure embodiment of what Italians call a "missile", that is an apparently great girl that delivers service so abysmal that your entire life turns to shit for the time you spend with her (resulting in a metaphorical missile up your ass).
The interaction with this skank was unpleasant from the start. I'm not sure it was her handling the messages (she claimed it was "her friend") but after I asked for initial details about rates and services, I tried to book her 3 times. Every time, the "receptionist" answered from 1 to 6 hours later, so we never agreed on a meeting. At the 4th time, the psychopath accused me of being a time waster, as if the three previous times I had been a no-show. I should have just dropped the idiot, but instead meeting the girl unfortunately became a matter of principle, and I booked from a different number.
She received me from a flat in a building near Vauxhall Bridge Road where I've already met other escorts in the past, pretty discreet entrance and very unlikely to meet anyone while reaching the flat so that's good. The flat itself was beautiful and warm, but REEKED OF SMOKE in an absolutely disgusting way, and that didn't bode well.
The attitude of the girl was lifeless and detached, almost openly hostile from the start. She received me in a night gown with some horrendous slippers, looking shoddy and tired. I should have walked, but she is quite hot (as per pictures). If she ever smiled and didn't have the shitty personality that she has the face would be a 9. Since she's an absolute cunt and I hate the memory of her face I downgrade it to 8. Her body would also be pretty hot, petite and feminine, with the right curves, lean long legs, about 160cm in height. Unfortunately, she got one of the most obscene boob jobs I've ever seen (one of her boobs literally looks cubical and the incredibly hard substance inside moves around, constantly changing the shape of that specific boob!), which results in something pretty unsightly, and can't score more than a 7.
This wouldn't be a problem, if the girl made a vague attempt at being nice, but she's actually a bitch. She's on the phone a lot, doesn't make the minimum attempt at making one feel welcome or at ease, speaks with a monotone (somewhat coarse due to the smoke) voice, hasn't anything nice nor interesting to say.
The performance, obviously, is equally shitty. It was clear from the beginning, as she started by telling me to
"relax, lie down" and as always that's a sign of a shit punt looming. In this case the reasons were multiple. She doesn't really kiss, she doesn't like being touched in various parts of her body (breasts, pussy, etc.), she's rigid and doesn't like being moved around, she doesn't like being hugged or to rub onto you, she wants to be in control (that's why she makes you lie down) and reacts awkwardly whenever one tries to take the initiative. She started sucking my cock mechanically and without any attempt at being sensual, went on for a while until I got bored and asked her to lie down. I tried to eat her pussy but she immediately started telling me to only lick the top of it (above the clit...) and actively got tense and protested whenever she felt that I might be slipping down. I couldn't hold my hands on her breasts because she claimed they were hurting. I had to be extremely careful when licking them, etc. Throughout she made some awkward noises, more akin to a seal than to a sexy woman.
When it was time to fuck her, she put a fucking studded condom on my cock, which surprised me because I suspected that it might hurt her. I gave it to her a bit in missionary, and then asked her to move to doggy. To my surprise, she told me to fuck her harder (although with the most annoying tone, as if she was complaining to a waiter for slow service)... which I did, only to see her starting to bleed about 10 seconds later (not for her period, it was bright-coloured blood, she probably got a laceration due to the studs). She just, matter-of-factly, headed to the bathroom, washed herself down, then came back as if nothing had happened, willing to restart. I took a look at the clock and we were 20 minutes in: I had absolutely no intention to continue that farce and asked her if we could downgrade the punt to a 30 minute one. To her credit, she didn't complain and gave me 50£ back: I suspect that's not an uncommon happening for her.
Overall:
face: 8
body: 7
location: 8
attitude: 2
performance: 4
vfm: 4 (at 220£/h with OWO and fake FK, only recommended if you hate women and yourself)
